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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 339 92.9%

  • Total voters
    365
Ralph deleted some Tweets. Not sure if they were archived, but both of these were deleted.

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Nice story but I will stick with the easier of the two where Ralph was too fucked up on drugs and messed up and swatted himself instead of needing a third party
It makes literally no sense, as the full post that I excerpted from makes clear, and you would have to be an absolute moron to think that after reading what actually happened.

However, since Cog IS an absolute moron, this is just more evidence that you are Cog.
 
I don't know man, don't take this the wrong way but I get the feeling you may be a bit biased...
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This is all I will say. Sorry to derail the thread.
Anyone can check the thousands of Cog tweets with this very unique/retarded paragraph structure. There are also several other obvious tells but I don’t feel like contracting autism. This is Cog which iss funny because he recently did a stream seething for hours about how Josh Moon hates him because he doesn’t use Kiwi Farms.
 
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Ralph's gloating continues:

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The mural matches with Gojira Sushi in Los Heroes.
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The idea seems to be that Ralph epically trolled Pantsu into concluding that he was moving back to Los Heroes or had already moved back there. But that is a separate question to the specifics of the actual house.

That is obviously Cog. Cog is the only one who continues to makes the claim that Ralph tried to swat him.
IMO, there are two possibilities. The absolute best case scenario is that @Jim jones lives is Cog. The worst case scenario is it is an actual fan of Cog. That is the only thing I can think of which would be worse than being Cog.
 
The idea seems to be that Ralph epically trolled Pantsu into concluding that he was moving back to Los Heroes or had already moved back there
You have to read between the lines here, just like the "where'd the money go" comment, I'm sure Pantsu and Ralph had fights about living in Los Heroes among los lobos and mucho basura. Amanda did not want to live in Mexico, and definitely not in Los Heroes so him moving back there, to the shitty place, pierces his very thin skin and he's imagining those fights where Pantsu challenged his adequacy as a man who can provide.
"bitch I'm not living in a crack house I just wanted you to think that since we fought about it" = "I really live in a shithole and I'm ashamed"
 
If you read all the replies it becomes clear Harry (and maybe Pantsu, who knows) doesn't know what he's talking about.

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For reference, the address the Suverok guy posted matches up with the rental listing Harry posted. Not only is the location shown on the listing, you can also compare the video tour from the listing page to Google Street View and verify that it was clearly the same place.

"400/mo dont get a covered garage lol"
The rental listing Harry posted clearly had a covered garage!

I don't know if Harry didn't know that before or whether he's trying to change the address claimed now that it got outed as wrong, but whatever.
 
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If you read all the replies it becomes clear Harry (and maybe Pantsu, who knows) doesn't know what he's talking about.

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For reference, the address the Suverok guy posted matches up with the rental listing Harry posted. Not only is the location shown on the listing, you can also compare the video tour from the listing page to Google Street View and verify that it was clearly the same place.

"400/mo dont get a covered garage lol"
The rental listing Harry posted clearly had a covered garage!

I don't know if Harry didn't know that before or whether he's trying to change the address claimed now that it got outed as wrong, but whatever.
This is even funnier. Ralph is losing his shit over a guy with 700 followers and streams tts shit talking Ralph over Ralph’s stream to maybe less than a couple hundred people. And they don’t even have the right address. Some random old lady in Merida is getting a free 6 pack of booze. :story:

How low has the Kang of this Sektur fallen
 
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