🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

  • Total voters
    353
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Fucking lol
 
Calling Meigh a horse is a Kiwi Farms classic, Ralph's a couple years behind on this one.
Ralph steals at least half his material from us. What's worse is when he attempts to alter the joke to cover his theft (or he's just in an altered state of mind) and completely bungles and butchers the whole thing and still laughs at his own fuckup.

Truly he is the US's revenge for Carlos Mencia. Vamos! Dias de cinco estrellas puta!
 
I logged into twitter to monitor the gunt's activities and I see him celebrating a "victory" over Jaden McNeal. At first, I thought Jaden and Ralph had an epic screaming match, but it's just Ralph having a one-sided seething session reacting to a Jaden stream.
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Jaden who?
Is that guy still relevant?

I agree. IBS now stand for "Internet Bitching Sessions"
Inebriated Bitch Sessions
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Maybe Godwinson didn't make a move because he's at least smart enough to recognize Elaine is the crazy in the phrase "Don't stick your dick in crazy".
But he did. Do you actually believe the word of a drugged up britbong that lies about having a fiance and kid? They stayed in a hotel room how many times, they definitely fucked.
 
Can’t wait till this beautiful perfect senorita he is in love with dumps him and all of sudden turns into a slatternly disgusting bish
Let’s say he can afford actual sex, does that mean he might make beaner Ralph? I mean likely this lovely pure female is on more contraceptives than a San Fransican cooperative but the Ralphaseed is too strong to be denied so she may have to abort.
 
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