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Any "man" who asks to have his anus licked is a faggot.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Ralph, you made a huge production of kissing her on the mouth at every opportunity because you desperately needed daddy in law to see it.
You ate the contents of Faith's bumbum off your finger like a choc dip and immortalised it in film online.
You eat da poopoo!
You ate the contents of Faith's bumbum off your finger like a choc dip and immortalised it in film online.
You eat da poopoo!
Tiger Jack
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"I did to your daughter sexually what she's about to do to me financially. How do you like them apples, broke knee Harry Morris?" 
Weeb Slinger
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Clearly the logo on the shirt is an embroidered rendering of Sleipnir - Odin's legendary 8-legged steed, the son of Loki (from the Marvel Cinematic Universe) and the stallion, Svaðilfari. The object being carried by the rider, that has been mistaken for a polo mallet, is in fact the war hammer, Mjölnir, indicating that the rider in this instance must be Thor - God of Thunder, who is the son of Odin and Jörð (an ancient giantess or jötunn). Ralph, who like Loki, mated with a horse and produced a child, is making a point regarding the unconventional nature of his own family lineage, and expressing his hope that one day, his firstborn daughter will carry him (figuratively one hopes) into battle against the Eiløgs (Alawgs) - a race of goblins who hoard their gold and refuse to pay tribute to the God of Thunder.View attachment 5619803
It's not even a good fake, this is so embarrassing.
What the fuck is that emblem? Cathulu?
I would have thought all this was obvious. Do they not teach the Edda in elementary school anymore?
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Ask Adrian Blair
Setting the expectations for Elaine when it is her turnWhy the fuck did he @ Elaine with that!?
"Amanda tongue-fucked my shitty asshole, @TrollcowOnline" LMFAOOOO
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Wakes up, opens Twitter, seethes at Harry. Just another 5 Star Day in the life of Gunt (who is definitely not a fat, larping idiot).
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Like I've mentioned before Snyder LLC vs Alternate Energy Inc set that precedent in the State of New York to serve people via email who avoid service and its been used to serve retards like Ralph who flee the jurisdiction.
EDIT: I found this precedent a couple of years ago for a friend when his ex fled to Canada to avoid service since she had dual citizenship after wrecking his car while high. Went looking for the page I found for my friend and here it is. https://undisputedlegal.com/how-to-serve-legal-papers-by-email-in-new-york/ You need to exhaust 4 or 5 other options before doing so but after filing an ex parte and getting a judge to sign off on it, you can do so. Piggy can seethe all he wants, he has been served.
EDIT: I found this precedent a couple of years ago for a friend when his ex fled to Canada to avoid service since she had dual citizenship after wrecking his car while high. Went looking for the page I found for my friend and here it is. https://undisputedlegal.com/how-to-serve-legal-papers-by-email-in-new-york/ You need to exhaust 4 or 5 other options before doing so but after filing an ex parte and getting a judge to sign off on it, you can do so. Piggy can seethe all he wants, he has been served.
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I believe there's a substitution provision for an appropriate individual connected to the defendant as well.
Hmm... I wonder who Ralph has publicly bragged about having an intimate personal relationship with, who has shown herself to be willing to meet with strangers who contact her on social media.
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Chalk up another “I don’t read kiwifarms” for the Ralphamale. Let’s be honest he probably scrolls just to piece together what sad pathetic thing he forgot he did while high
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Hi Ralph, thanks for stopping by. Just wanted to say I'm in awe of how fat of a retard you are.
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Ethan "sober as a judge" Ralph taking the high ground showing pictures of someone high
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Ethan Ralph, who's had more court experience than an actual practicing lawyer.
You cannot serve me, stalker child!
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Maybe Ralph's "New York Attorney" was really just Nick in a wig and funny glasses disguise. Nick has probably been to New York once, so basically a nonpracticing NY lawyer.
In any case, Ralph's "you can't touch me, ha-ha!" approach worked great for the respondent in Hollow v Hollow, which was cited and relied on by the court in Snyder. In Hollow, the court allowed email service (to a foreign country, to serve a divorce petition, no less) where the respondent had decamped to the Middle East (lol, he literally emailed to someone, “I am a resident of Saudi Arabia and there's nothing anyone can do to me here.” - must be in the playbook).
In Snyder, the rationale for the alternative service was that the defendants could not be located physically, despite extensive efforts. In Hollow, address was known (a compound owned/ managed by the guy's employer) and under guard. As attempting entry could have exposed the server to criminal prosecution (or death), and the company refused to accept service, the court said the circumstances met the standard of "impracticable" to effect in-person service and so allowed email. (Service via Facebook has also been authorized in a divorce where the person seeking divorce did not even have an email address.)
The hitch I see is that in Ralph's case, it's unclear to me what service has been attempted (all of the legal things he's dodging have blurred together in my mind now), and what he's done to avoid it. Unless he consented somewhere to email or mail process (and immediately forgot because drunk), which would make this all moot except in Ralph's mind, or unless his own dumb words were compelling enough to the court (doesn't seem right), she would have had to attempt in-person service at casa Merida through Mexico's process, which is complicated and slow.
If May hasn't made those efforts, I'd be curious about a court's rationale for granting alternative service (maybe it's easier now than in 2008, idk, and I didn't look into it, but Snyder is on every process server's website as of today).
Of course, if the ex parte order was already made and granted, he's SOL, unless he found a pile of change under a guntfold flab to challenge it, which would (impliedly, assuming normal standards of good faith, ha) require him not to evade personal service thereafter. Worst case, they'd have to start the process over, and though I know he is stupid and not above dodging (obvs), it would be really something to fight email service on the basis that it wasn't possible to say it was impracticable to serve him in person if they hadn't tried, and then flee Mexico to a country where his location will not be known to Meigh and presumably would be something he would not share...making it fully "impracticable" to serve him in the new country (and if he provided his location after moving, then he's just right back where he was before running away).
Just pointless spite, and making another law enforcement enemy...so yeah, possible. But in that case, then it's just another round of effort and another ex parte order and another email (or social media - see the case mentioned above that approved it) service. In the end he does nothing but prolong his own misery, but that's the classic Ralph male W, isn't it?
If May hasn't made those efforts, I'd be curious about a court's rationale for granting alternative service (maybe it's easier now than in 2008, idk, and I didn't look into it, but Snyder is on every process server's website as of today).
Of course, if the ex parte order was already made and granted, he's SOL, unless he found a pile of change under a gunt
Just pointless spite, and making another law enforcement enemy...so yeah, possible. But in that case, then it's just another round of effort and another ex parte order and another email (or social media - see the case mentioned above that approved it) service. In the end he does nothing but prolong his own misery, but that's the classic Ralph male W, isn't it?
On the upside, adding to his legal reputation and record in this way could be fun, too. He'll beat Ronnie at something.
In any case, Ralph appears to be wrong on the law (unless there's later caselaw that oddly reversed modernization and undid the analysis of the purpose and goals of service of process...my only pause is that this seems an odd miss for a PD), and stoopid for just snapshotting the basic website guidance like he's doing something.
So, Ralph, hope it was a free consult with your "New York Attorney."
Legal eagle, read CPLR sec. 308, especially subsection 5 (which allows a court to grant an alternative means of service, and, as cited in Hollow, "“Resort to CPLR § 308[5] is intended for ‘unpredictable circumstances,’ in which the inability to accomplish service via other methods of service authorized by CPRL 308 warrants a more flexible method of service, as fashioned by the court in the exercise or its discretion, under the particular circumstances of the case.” Weinstein, Korn and Miller, New York Civil Practice, ¶ 308.17 at p. 3-256.72.")
Also, the 120 days can be extended (from Hollow):
And ps, since you (Ethan) do not know basic rules of capitalization ("attorney" should not be capitalized as you used it, dummy), these links may be helpful.
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That's more or less admitting he's evading service while mocking the court and the plaintiff. It pretty much guarantees the motion will be granted. Good job, pig.
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Shut up, ayelawg.
The court and the plaintiff are in fact HUGE fans of the Killstream! The motion WILL NOT be granted. Ethan, gloat more about your ingenious plans to dodge those pesky papers. Show us how much of a courtroom virtuoso you are.
The judge will not only grant you full custody of
Serbia will be nuked off the map and Putin will blitz through Kyiv in the next 2 weeks for real, seizing those harddrives of the Kiwi Farms in the process and sentence every host ever to a livestreamed shooting squad.
The word "Roxanna" will be officially recognised by dictionaries worldwide and Pfizer will be required to supply you Xanax for the rest of your life.
You're KING of the Sektur.
And you will get your blue checkmark back. In fact, the court will force Elon Musk to pay you damages amounting to 41% of Tesla stock.
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Saying "nobody will ever find me" are some of the most magical words on the internet because it guarantees that you will be found within mere hours. If anyone is ever kidnapped and held against their will, they should just go on the internet and say those magic words to ensure that they're saved.
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Harry Morris, King of Bantz who owns Ethan even while he’s asleep under the same roof as Ethan’s other child he’ll never see again, set the perfect trap for him. Ralph is such a dumb nigger that he didn’t just fall for it: He enthusiastically threw himself into it.
Why don’t you auction your sobriety some more, Ralph? Being a drug addict alcoholic has really done wonders for your life so far.
Rage Pig
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Well, you don't have a choice piggy, do you? Your hot girlfriend is coming to see her Beau on January 25th, and you need mucho pesos to keep her happy. Your terrific looks and winning personality aren't quite enough.
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"Wow look at this loser being HIGH! Anyway pay me $3 and I'll take another 10 xanax"
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