🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 333 92.8%

  • Total voters
    359
Am I reading into all this right that Piggy is going to start visits to California to see his child, with a prostitute in tow?

I said it before and I'll say it again, third time is a charm, will 2024 bring in a third EOR child into this world? I think so. My height calculator tells me when I put in their heights, the child will be 4'9" tall. A Mexican Hobit...it is written in the gospels.
 
Cripple must be Harry, Ralphamale playing 4D chess with the divorce proceedings, smartest pig in the sektur.
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Cripple must be Harry, Ralphamale playing 4D chess with the divorce proceedings, smartest pig in the sektur.
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Womanly Ralph is delusional enough to think he can sue Pantsu for alimony.

SNAP and WIC feed his children. What a fucking worthless excuse for a man.
 
I'm sure everyone knows this, but this is because Ralph doesn't shower regularly. Like we're talking once every 7-10 days type of shit.
It’s also because he has untreated fungal acne and rosacea. Imagine how fucking filthy he is to have literal fungus colonizing his face and body. I’m sure his pubes and anus hair are an absolute sensory delight.
 
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