🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

"Yer daughter joined AdeZero in the tossing the Ralphasalad club, and not to be outdone she even gave me the Black Kiss, Cripple!"

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[Bossman Yak]

He’s not. He’s gonna move to worse and worse shitholes until he’s telling us how amazing Azerbaijan is

On his stream yesterday he claimed that "Paraguay and Argentina are not off the table" so make of that what you will.

 

[Elmo]

"Yer daughter joined AdeZero in the tossing the Ralphasalad club, and not to be outdone she even gave me the Black Kiss, Cripple!"
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There's really some things I'd rather not know. JFC.

 

[Fannyscum]

"Yer daughter joined AdeZero in the tossing the Ralphasalad club, and not to be outdone she even gave me the Black Kiss, Cripple!"
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Ralph owning Harry Morris by telling the world he enjoys having his salad tossed:


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The other day while Ralph was bragging about his love of hurting women, that he enjoys spitting in their mouths, he accidentally let slip that he enjoys passing spit back and forth.
So between the snowballing and telling the world he loves having his salad tossed, it's safe to say Ralph is confirmed for secret fag.

 

[Sprate Header]

"Yer daughter joined AdeZero in the tossing the Ralphasalad club, and not to be outdone she even gave me the Black Kiss, Cripple!"

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Why the fuck did he @ Elaine with that!?

"Amanda tongue-fucked my shitty asshole, @TrollcowOnline" LMFAOOOO

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

he accidentally let slip that he enjoys passing spit back and forth.

"Amanda tongue-fucked my shitty asshole, @TrollcowOnline" LMFAOOOO

3 seconds after she was done licking the inside of the Ralphacave:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why the fuck did he @ Elaine with that!?

Because he’s totally over Meigh and is not at all desperate to get her back. He’s also not remotely bothered by Harry being the only father his daughter will ever remember.

 

[Pigtoad]

Ask the torta chef Gonzales.

those poor fucking cats.

 

[MadStan]

"Yer daughter joined AdeZero in the tossing the Ralphasalad club, and not to be outdone she even gave me the Black Kiss, Cripple!"
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Some of the memes you guys come up with...LOL; I get more metal disturbance from these than I do from the "Videos of people dying" thread.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"Yer daughter joined AdeZero in the tossing the Ralphasalad club, and not to be outdone she even gave me the Black Kiss, Cripple!"
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How exactly is saying you asked someone to tongue your asshole a win?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"haha Harry your daughter is so nasty she licked the asshole of the most disgusting human bein on the planet!"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Why the fuck did he @ Elaine with that!?

"Amanda tongue-fucked my shitty asshole, @TrollcowOnline" LMFAOOOO

PANTSU TONGUED MY ANUS, Bish.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

How exactly is saying you asked someone to tongue your asshole a win?

Well she loved him enough to do it I guess that feels like a win when you look like Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

Why is Ethan Ralph, allegedly a straight man so obsessed with butt stuff.
Ha, GAY,
Ethan, YOU ARE GAY.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is Ethan Ralph, allegedly a straight man so obsessed with butt stuff.
Ha, GAY,
Ethan, YOU ARE GAY.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Hasn’t EOR learned yet that screwing with Harry or any of his family will bode I’ll for The Gunt?

on the bright side I am eagerly awaiting Harry’s reply and what form it’ll take.

 

[AnOminous]

"haha Harry your daughter is so nasty she licked the asshole of the most disgusting human bein on the planet!"

Ralph's Corollary: Any attempt at an own by Ethan Ralph is a huge self-own.

 

[Rage Pig]

Muh connection

"Who steals HER daughter" what a moron.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

"Who steals HER daughter" what a moron.

I also heard a story from a friend about a deadbeat dad who trapped his wife and daughter in a Mexican crack shack because he was afraid of being served court papers.