Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
Tonight's stream has dick in it.
It's really telling that I genuinely didn't think you were talking about Masterson at first.
- Nock started shirtless and ready for the hot tub, but someone had freshly added chemicals do he could not use it. He put on a shirt. We get a shot of him in his bright orange trunks.
"Oh my, I seem to have accidentally started my stream topless. Let me get a shirt on."
but most of his trips are for work or family and not proper holiday.
What a miserable cunt. I feel bad for his family. Most of my vacations involve going with family and I don't immediately count them as "not real" vacations as if being around family is some arduous task. This faggot acts like a martyr for having to drive his kids to school, but it's a whole new level to have this level of loathing for even being in their presence.
 
What you'll never see in a British or European recipe is cups, because that's completely retarded. How big is your cup? How densely is it packed? Just put that fucker on the scale and weigh it.
One-half US pint, or 240ml.

Seriously, it has a fixed value. They are are not talking about some random cup.

I don't think it's any more retarded than "foot'" (12 inches). How big is your foot?

Nick is just outing himself as yet another boomer who can't tell when people are faking it on the internet.
Well, let's not be hasty here.

To some extent, I think he might actually be right that Dick, Coomy, and Cecil are all "genuine."

Genuinely awful, that is. I don't think it's so much that Nick is being hoodwinked as it is he has shit taste in friends.

Like I have absolutely no difficulty believing Dick Masterson is an unfunny shitheel on his show, and also an unfunny shitheel in real life. Say what you want about Hollywood, but their QC system must not be completely broken if they've managed to keep his faggot ass out (much to his chagrin).

That said, in terms of actual fake people, Nick totally blew it with MANdy.
 
It's only the really small amounts that are by volume. Most kitchen scales don't weigh accurately enough to do a teaspoon or a tablespoon. Everything else is in grams these days. Unless you're using a pre-decimal cookbook, in which case it'll still be pounds and ounces.

What you'll never see in a British or European recipe is cups, because that's completely retarded. How big is your cup? How densely is it packed? Just put that fucker on the scale and weigh it.
A cup is 8 fluid ounces, a volumetric measurement. Ounces also is a system of weight, so people sometimes confuse the two. Ideally, fluid ounce should be written as fl oz and ounce as oz. However, this is often not done and you have to do some inference as to which makes sense.

When it comes to baking, it's advised to not use cups precisely because the amount can be significantly skewed depending on how packed the flour is, as you noted. The big exception is water. 1g = 1mL = 1 cc, 1 fl oz = 1 oz. Lots of times you'll see recipes call for 1 cup of water and 3 cups flour. 1 cup of flour is generally regarded as 120 grams and such recipes are better expressed using ratios, by weight.

My go-to pizza dough recipe is 2:3 water to flour, 1/15 of flour in olive oil or butter, 1/40 flour in salt, 1/50 flour in instant yeast. If using 3 cups flour (360 grams), this equals to 360g flour, 240g water, 24g oil, 9g salt, 7.2 g instant yeast. This will yield enough for 1 half-sheet pan pizza/2 calzones or strombolis/2 medium 14" pizzas/2 large 16" flat crust pizzas. I use a bread machine, so I weigh the water, tare, add salt, tare, add oil. Weight the flour and put that on top. Weight the yeast using a postal scale and sprinkle that on top of the flour. Put bread machine on dough setting, then let it knead and rise. Extra dough goes in the freezer to be used later or you can punch the dough down and do a second rise in the fridge.
 
1 cup of flour is generally regarded as 120 grams and such recipes are better expressed using ratios, by weight.
Flour varies so much in quality and density and other attributes (like how much protein it has or how much liquid it absorbs) that even weight is often approximate unless you have perfect quality control. You're usually better off judging it by how the dough looks and feels.
 
Flour varies so much in quality and density and other attributes (like how much protein it has or how much liquid it absorbs) that even weight is often approximate unless you have perfect quality control. You're usually better off judging it by how the dough looks and feels.
Most definitely, but it's a good rule of thumb. When baking, I will use the bread machine for initial kneading and then knead in more flour or spritz with water , as needed. Not always perfect, but I have never had recipes that are wildly off the mark.

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Just noticed this clip on MATI stream. NickR is not 10% body fat. It can be hard to properly measure just on sight, but I would estimate he's much closer to 20% than 10%.
 
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Nick loves Mystery Science Theatre. Someone told him they did American Beauty. He extolled the virtues again.
Even if it was provoked, January has not ended and he is already fawning over fucking American Beauty.
He's waiting to hear back from Rumble. He wants to work with them. He is in the top 10 streamers by watch time. He does not know what kind of contract they might want or duration.
All this time I thought that he would get renewed, now I am beginning to think that he might not get renewed at all. Also lol at him saying he is top 10.
Nick has plans over the weekend to spend time with freinds and watch the UFC fight. That is cool, but he has to get party food. It is actually a fundraiser event for a friend with stage IV cancer. They have children.
Too bad he is not a social media expert and has zero experience doing fundraisers.
- Nock started shirtless and ready for the hot tub, but someone had freshly added chemicals do he could not use it. He put on a shirt. We get a shot of him in his bright orange trunks.
I am disappointed in you kiwis, we have gone tens of pages and we have not made fun of his shoulders again, that is also a sensitive topic to him. Remember that next time please.
 
I remembered to start the log later than normal but well before the stream started. YT took in 20x what rumble did and that was only $118. $3 an hour for a 3rd of his normal viewers. No charts as they just don't matter when you get 2 rumble rants.

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Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
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I had to find my old login just to check in to find out WTF is going on with this guy. I made the mistake of referencing rekieta IRL during the Ritten trial, thinking that if there's ONE online creator explaining that whole thing then the catholic guy who homeschools his baseball team of kids would be a safe enough bet

Now I hear my uncle ask "hey what's up with that pervert you showed me? That law guy is disgusting". I had forgotten nick even exists. Really makes me wonder what the normal people think of all this. They tuned in for some kind of light banter legal coverage of big topics, and they get.....shirtless swinger talking about shoving things up his holes for fun

I guess money does corrupt
 
To some extent, I think he might actually be right that Dick, Coomy, and Cecil are all "genuine."

Genuinely awful, that is.
I never thought Cecil was disliked. Granted, I haven't followed him in years at this point; but I always enjoyed him. Well, post his first month or three with EVS.
I am disappointed in you kiwis
Sus.
This thread gets borderline unreadable with the retarded shit you guys start talking about when Balldo isn't being entertaining. Take it to a fucking cooking thread, jfc.
The tangents is what makes this thread top tier. You come here to laugh at a drunken faggot, but also discuss more interesting subjects like the art of baking, cooking, religion, and others. Perhaps it's Balldo's greatest accomplishment. Bringing together a bunch of assholes to a place where they can discuss things in a cozy environment. His locals dreams came true; "the Internet of old". Just not on his locals, but on a quaint kiwi farm.
 
To some extent, I think he might actually be right that Dick, Coomy, and Cecil are all "genuine."

Genuinely awful, that is. I don't think it's so much that Nick is being hoodwinked as it is he has shit taste in friends.
This is what confuses me about Nick. In the same way he thinks that something being a joke makes it automatically funny, he thinks being genuine makes someone likeable and authentic, and that it's the problem of their detractors for not seeing that. At no time does he consider that other people have nuanced opinions and have understood Dick for who he is, and that is precisely what is unlikeable. There is no miscommunication here.
 
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I never thought Cecil was disliked. Granted, I haven't followed him in years at this point; but I always enjoyed him. Well, post his first month or three with EVS.
Cecil is a dope. The guy made a self-insert comic called "Cash Grab" which took so long to release that people started thinking it was literally a cash grab. He'd also routinely get googly eyed towards all the thots on Simpcast, which might explain why his marriage imploded.

But, yes, he's not as bad as some of the others Nick surrounds himself with.

This is what confuses me about Nick. In the same way he thinks that something being a joke makes it automatically funny, he thinks being genuine makes someone likeable and real, and that it's the problem of their detractors for not seeing that. At no time does he consider that other people have nuanced opinions and have understood Dick for who he is, and that is precisely what is unlikeable. There is no miscommunication here.
It makes more sense when you consider his main cope is that that the KF "doesn't understand social cues" and has the wrong idea about many of these people. That's why he does it.

EDIT: Stupid autocorrect.
 
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Also, the longer this goes on, the more likely it is that his Rumble deal is getting canceled. His original Rumble deal was for 1 year and started in October of 2022. If they wanted to renew his contract, those discussions would have started in August or September.

Correction: It was January 2023 to December 2023.

I have clips posted in this thread of Nick saying exactly that.

I had to find my old login just to check in to find out WTF is going on with this guy. I made the mistake of referencing rekieta IRL during the Ritten trial, thinking that if there's ONE online creator explaining that whole thing then the catholic guy who homeschools his baseball team of kids would be a safe enough bet

Now I hear my uncle ask "hey what's up with that pervert you showed me? That law guy is disgusting". I had forgotten nick even exists. Really makes me wonder what the normal people think of all this. They tuned in for some kind of light banter legal coverage of big topics, and they get.....shirtless swinger talking about shoving things up his holes for fun

I guess money does corrupt

I almost did the same to some work colleagues who I thought were open to being exposed to some less than hardcore leftist opinions, but I managed to escape it.

This is what confuses me about Nick. In the same way he thinks that something being a joke makes it automatically funny, he thinks being genuine makes someone likeable and real, and that it's the problem of their detractors for not seeing that. At no time does he consider that other people have nuanced opinions and have understood Dick for who he is, and that is precisely what is unlikeable. There is no miscommunication here.

Agreed. And his solutions if you do not like it is to 'leave' or 'not watch'. Nick just does not want any accountability for his piss poor quality content or horrendous jokes or behaviour.

When everything is a joke, nothing is funny. This is the risk you run of playing off every faux pas as a joke.
 
I almost did the same to some work colleagues who I thought were open to being exposed to some less than hardcore leftist opinions, but I managed to escape it.
Same here. I ended up directing to Emily D. Baker during Depp, which was the safe move. Glad in hindsight that I don't have to explain to my colleague (now boss) why I know what a balldo is.
 
Cecil is a dope. The guy made a self-insert comic called "Crash Grab" which took so long to release that people started thinking it was literally a crash grab. He'd also routinely get googly eyed towards all the thots on Simpcast, which might explain why his marriage imploded.

But, yes, he's not as bad as some of the others Nick surrounds himself with.

I knew of the comic, I was a backer. Supposedly there was an actual reason for the delay, something about a divource? I don't care at this point, I got the goods but either way w/e.

The googly eyes towards the thots is new to me though. Granted, it was always kind of there with ATSWG. Unfortunate.
I almost did the same to some work colleagues who I thought were open to being exposed to some less than hardcore leftist opinions, but I managed to escape it.
I did at my old job, thankfully none became a viewer outside of some clips etc. on depp.
horrendous jokes
I still wonder if he was ever funny / witty. Perhaps we all suffered a hallucination.
 
>10% body fat
How delusional. He's not even close to 10%, he's around 20%. Dunning-Kruger effect in action.
To put it in perspective, such low body fat would mean he would have to be leaner than ~99.9% of Americans. This is not sustainable even for some fitness models, due to just how clean the diet has to be and how taxing it is to maintain it for prolonged periods of time (both phisically and mentally). All the alcohol he drinks on its own makes it impossible for him to drop that low. Just compare side by side to what 10% body fat actually looks like.
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I never thought Cecil was disliked. Granted, I haven't followed him in years at this point; but I always enjoyed him. Well, post his first month or three with EVS.
When Nick says "people" I strongly suspect he means other youtubers behind the scenes. They are the only ones able to relate to the incomparable struggles of being a content creator like him after all.
 
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