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I really can't tell the difference. Except one of them looks like a 70 year old man, and the other one is sling blade.
 
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deadson said:
It pretty much has never ended, thanks to Chris's salty bitching about it years later.
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Chris may have a poor memory but he is good at holding a grudge even decades later.

I refuse to accept he doesn't at least hold some grudge against Mary Lee Walsh, Megan and Snyder (tho ironically I doubt he remember the names of a good chunk of his trolls)
 
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Chris looks like he's been hitting something hard and he needs funds before the withdrawal gets too bad.

Flutter must be out of the picture. Chris isn't coping.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
You grew up on Neverending Story, didn't you?

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Or Chris did.
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No, that is legitimately how Chris himself described his beliefs on the matter at various times.

- The Simonla debacle was the earliest, where he argued that the other denizens of CWCville would argue for Simonla to remain in use because she would die otherwise, and indeed Chris himself BSOD'd after violating his own internal logic when he actually did 'kill' her only to immediately introduce her daughter one panel later or something as a replacement, only to find that wasn't enough even by his own standards to make up for literal murder in his eyes by his own hands.
- At some point after moving back into 14BC, Chris - already full into the goddess delusion shitshow - gave that nonsensical explaination of how his images simply depict things that have happened in other realities.
- The Merge. In the months leading up to his eventual arrest, Chris was going on about how the Merge was slowly happening and he could 'see' cartoon characters walking around in reality.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
New tweet, boys.
https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1748092133406290051?s=20 https://archive.is/JhH6J
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Let me PL my Christianity autism by saying that fuck no, the crowds didn't storm and cursed Jesus while he was carrying the cross.
Mourning women followed him on his path to Golgotha and wept for him, and Jesus said to them "Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me, but weep for yourselves and for your children. For behold, the days are coming when they will say, 'Blessed are the barren and the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!' Then they will begin to say to the mountains, 'Fall on us,' and to the hills, 'Cover us.' For if they do these things when the wood is green, what will happen when it is dry?"

Also, while not in the Gospels, tradition tells of another woman called Veronica who took pity on Jesus and she gave him her veil to wipe his forehead, then the image of Jesus' face miraculously remained on the cloth

Almost two years of having only the Bible to read and this is his knowledge.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Let me PL my Christianity autism by saying that fuck no, the crowds didn't storm and cursed Jesus while he was carrying the cross.
Mourning women followed him on his path to Golgotha and wept for him, and Jesus said to them "Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for me, but weep for yourselves and for your children. For behold, the days are coming when they will say, 'Blessed are the barren and the wombs that never bore and the breasts that never nursed!' Then they will begin to say to the mountains, 'Fall on us,' and to the hills, 'Cover us.' For if they do these things when the wood is green, what will happen when it is dry?"

Also, while not in the Gospels, tradition tells of another woman called Veronica who took pity on Jesus and she gave him her veil to wipe his forehead, then the image of Jesus' face miraculously remained on the cloth

Almost two years of having only the Bible to read and this is his knowledge.
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He only retained the parts that he could twist into his self insert and reinvented the parts he didn't like. Typical but just never on such a biblical scale.
 
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If Barb drops dead tomorrow, how long will it take until we find out about it? What are the chances we learn about it EARLIER than Chris?
 
The handsome tard said:
If Barb drops dead tomorrow, how long will it take until we find out about it? What are the chances we learn about it EARLIER than Chris?
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If it happens in a way that ends up on the local news, like a car accident or another house fire, I'm sure several people have her name on Google Alerts and we could learn about it before Chris. Otherwise I think her surviving siblings will take care of her obituary (and again it will end up on Google alerts), but even if they hate Chris someone will have to notify him (and Cole) before it's published.
 
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The handsome tard said:
If Barb drops dead tomorrow, how long will it take until we find out about it? What are the chances we learn about it EARLIER than Chris?
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I think there are/were people unofficially assigned to that. It's not that hard looking up an obituary online, that's how I found my grandma's. Like Barb, she was someone who lives/lived by the dollar.

I wonder if Chris will get a mention her obituary? He sure as hell ain't gettin' no stinking inheritance. :lit:
 
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The handsome tard said:
Don't be silly, he is getting one...of debt. A lot of debt. Mountains of "I'm old, I don't give a shit" debt.
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I wasn't aware that Virginia transferred debts from parent to adult child upon the parents unfortunate demise.

Not gonna lie y'all, the very idea of this being a reality for anyone read me falls into the top five core reasons to have anxiety.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
I wasn't aware that Virginia transferred debts from parent to adult child upon the parents unfortunate demise.
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It doesn't, but the estate still owes the debt, and secured debts against property still exist against the property. They can collect against the estate before any heirs, or foreclose on the property. Barb's unsecured debts alone probably exceed any value in the estate. If they're not as bad as I think (and I am purely guessing), it's possible Chris ends up with something, but it's unlikely it will be much even in comparison to his tard bucks.

Chris might also owe if he was bamboozled into co-signing on Barb's credit to buy Barbage to fill the house with.
 
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AnOminous said:
Chris might also owe if he was bamboozled into co-signing on Barb's credit to buy Barbage to fill the house with.
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I honestly think he was on some agreements with Barb, BUT he also had more access an control of the finances of Barb thank we ever thought, I wonder just how much of that is legitimately hers and the rest is stuff Chris might have took out in her name.
 
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