Containment Random Chris Updates

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I agree and leaving aside anything of a sexual nature the female bronies who Chris bothers on social media and have subsequently blocked him (Who happen to be around half his age) wouldn’t feel safe with him around, Chris might act like a deranged fan and approach them demanding they unblock him.
He would also lose his mind as soon as he sees someone wearing or selling something related to that new MLP generation he hates. No one wants to risk another pepper spray incident, or worse.
 
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He would also lose his mind as soon as he sees someone wearing or selling something related to that new MLP generation he hates. No one wants to risk another pepper spray incident, or worse.
I'm not sure he would get upset about that, to a random person. I mean he could if he was talking to someone and just got more and more worked up.

I think he definitely would have a meltdown if he saw one of those ChrisChan cosplayers, especially if there was someone dressed up like Barb, or had an old lady doll.
 
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Remember how desperate Ralph was to get Chris on the Killstream? Keffals W
Yeah, isn't he hiding out with Caden in Mexico or something?

I either forget these people or get them mixed up. I'll have to research more myself. But yeah, old Ralphie went so far as to hand deliver him a pizza.

Pathetic.
 
Well it looks like it might not be live after all.
So there was a preparation stream for the Chris Chan stream today so here's some updates:
  • Keffals claims the Lolcow podcast will never get a Chris Chan interview and claims direct involvement in convincing Chris Chan to not go on Lolcow podcast.
  • After even the KeffalsGG chat was raising concerns about bringing a heavily autistic individual on stream the Chris Chan interview will likely either be postponed or no longer streamed live, which sucks.
  • Brought the ex's GFM me up on stream and declared the intention of raising their own GFM again if need be, despite having a $100k warchest for legal funds already. Also declared the intent to counter sue if the ex sues for defamation
  • I didn't mention this before but in the 1st stream of 2024 Keffals announced they were basically engaged and planning to marry the Potatotroon/EFNO in 2024 and I just want to say something
I fucking called this shit like 15 months ago! :story:
 
Well it looks like it might not be live after all.
Figures, Keffals is a coward and he can't handle when the heat is too hot.

Keffals claims the Lolcow podcast will never get a Chris Chan interview and claims direct involvement in convincing Chris Chan to not go on Lolcow podcast.
I'm sure this is bullshit. Chris "I'm not a lolcow" Chan wouldn't need convincing to not appear in something with his hated word in it.
 
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It’s absolutely bullshit. Keffals and Chris didn’t even interact once until now as far as we know.
Last month I was taking a look at who Chris was following and I came across Keffals, I don't know when it happened but I doubt he knew him before the #dropKiwiFarms thing (which happened when Chris was in jail). There are always troll enablers around Chris like flies attracted to shit, who stay "hidden" and act on DMs, Discord etc.
 
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Last month I was taking a look at who Chris was following and I came across Keffals, I don't know when it happened but I doubt he knew him before the #dropKiwiFarms thing (which happened when Chris was in jail). There are always troll enablers around Chris like flies attracted to shit, who stay "hidden" and act on DMs, Discord etc.
Yeah, but what I meant was that Chris found an ally in Keffals during the Second Coming.
 
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Not particularly suprising that Keffal's would chicken out of actually doing the interview live. Also I'm calling it now Keffal's totally gonna take Chris's side and call Barb a transphobe who deserves what she got.
Figured that would happen. Hopefully it won't be as cringy as past interviews have been.
It's fucking Keffals and Chris Chan together hopefully something lulzy is going to come from this? But now knowing it's pre recorded is still disappointing.
 
Last month I was taking a look at who Chris was following and I came across Keffals,
Slightly unrelated but you who surprisingly follows Chris? Gezebelle gaburgably. Or at least she did at one point probably forgot to unfollow and block Chris after barbgate. For those who dont know Grabburger is the first and possiblyonly female to ever break intothe incelcore music scene even fooling the king of the genre negative xp into letting her into the boys club until he discovered she's an honest to god girl...then he got super pissed she didnt read the club's "no girls allowed" sign.

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And we have it now the only pussy wither of these two have is that they were too pussy to do it live
 
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