Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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FinnSven said:
Chris appeared to want to be a comic book and video game creator. He tried pretty hard
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Disagree. He practically needed a cattle prod to make his comics, and even when he was promised his dream career, money or sex with beautiful women, he’d try to negotiate out of his side of the bargain. The comics he produced were bare minimum shit most of the time. He’s probably the laziest motherfucker (lol) alive.

This is why the stream will be boring. Most of his defining moments were things that others pushed him into. Left to his own devices, he’d probably be sitting at home, playing PS3 and masturbating to this day.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Disagree. He practically needed a cattle prod to make his comics, and even when he was promised his dream career, money or sex with beautiful women, he’d try to negotiate out of his side of the bargain. The comics he produced were bare minimum shit most of the time. He’s probably the laziest motherfucker (lol) alive.

This is why the stream will be boring. Most of his defining moments were things that others pushed him into. Left to his own devices, he’d probably be sitting at home, playing PS3 and masturbating to this day.
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That was him trying hard, for him.

If he was capable of effort, then he probably wouldn’t have been discovered.
He did make the attraction sign and go out on his own steam, on the other hand.
Retarded, socially inept and creepy as it was, that was his idea of effort.
Arguably that’s more work put in than the average incel.

Keffals on the other hand is just an average person. He could have done much better.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
Keffals gloats while reading Null's post on the DSP board.
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how can he read a 6 paragraph post of josh absolutely seething at the dsp board and the only thing that gets in his drug-addled head is "50% uptime I did that!" also what is wrong with this retard why cant he say more than 2 sentences before taking a 20 second pause to let his mind wander.
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Keffal's ex Althea McIntosh has set up a Gofundme to sue him for defamation.
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oh boy i sure do hope we dont get another tranny raising a bunch of money for a lawsuit only to spend it on drugs and vacations in europe, it couldn't happen again could it?
 
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Menachem Sneedson said:
and the only thing that gets in his drug-addled head is "50% uptime I did that!"
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It's hilarious because he didn't even do that. He fucked off after getting cuck Matthew Prince to drop us and it was all rapist Elliot Fong-Jones' constant complaints to upstreams that resulted in the downtime.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.
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Huh. I always knew troons like Keffals, Chris-Chan, Yaniv, and Sqrlyjack knew each other. You'd think they share a room together, or something... imagine the smell... Imagine the hoarding...
 
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Staticness said:
Lucas reading Kiwifarms live on air feels like a surrender instrument.

With the rest of the trans community treating him like a pariah, now is the best time for him to join up and start spilling the beans.
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No, Keffals, as well as oyher bad apples, need to be (metaphorically speaking), sacrificed to the gods before the trans community is granted forgiveness.
 
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So there was a preparation stream for the Chris Chan stream today so here's some updates:
  • Keffals claims the Lolcow podcast will never get a Chris Chan interview and claims direct involvement in convincing Chris Chan to not go on Lolcow podcast.
  • After even the KeffalsGG chat was raising concerns about bringing a heavily autistic individual on stream the Chris Chan interview will likely either be postponed or no longer streamed live, which sucks.
  • Brought the ex's GFM me up on stream and declared the intention of raising their own GFM again if need be, despite having a $100k warchest for legal funds already. Also declared the intent to counter sue if the ex sues for defamation
  • I didn't mention this before but in the 1st stream of 2024 Keffals announced they were basically engaged and planning to marry the Potatotroon/EFNO in 2024 and I just want to say something
I fucking called this shit like 15 months ago! :story:
 
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A. G. Peak said:
I grabbed a few clips from yesterday's stream. (YT VOD)

Keffals goes over the cease and desist letter he received regarding his ex-partner Alex and the rape allegation.

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After viewing the office of the paralegal that wrote the cease and desist on Street View, Keffals realizes the York Street apartment he was swatted in is nearby.

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Keffals gloats while reading Null's post on the DSP board.

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Lucas really is just a bigger, more annoying version of the low IQ idiots who come here to try and lead personal armies. He had absolutely no reason to dox the location of the paralegal besides leaving enough breadcrumbs for his audience to target them. He's a vindictive cunt who's willing to use the same tactics he used to fearmonger about the Farms during his rise to fame when it benefits him.
Punished Neco said:
2024 Keffals announced they were basically engaged and planning to marry the Potatotroon/EFNO in 2024 and I just want to say something
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Damn, he really did cause all that commotion during dropKiwiFarms just to cheat on his boyfriend and earn himself an irish green card. I'm honestly surprised at how Lucas has any audience left, he's more openly awful than Hasan or Vaush, yet he keeps getting away scot free from every single piece of drama he tries to drag himself into.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.
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Lucas is doing everything for the drug money even associating with a literal motherfucker.

Fausty is dead so Zoophile crowd is off the bucket list.
 
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Debating whether or not I want to stay up until 1 am to watch this shit show or if I just wanna check if you guys archived it while I'm asleep. Fuck timezones. seriously. i live in the worst one for this stuff. not sure if this is even worth my time.

We all know what's going to happen:
>Keffals is going to whine about KF (why they are now making content that seems to be tailored to us is quite odd..)
>Chris will start with his incoherent rambling and how he's Jesus and some shit about Magi-chan and the merge.
>lots of dead silence and no real conversation is held. weens will give them money in superchats
>it ends awkwardly when Keffals realizes that it's virtually impossible to have any sort of conversation with Chris

I thought praetor would do something about this, I guess not. weird
KeffaLs is running out of cash for coke or crack or whatever, and isn't even trying to hide it at this point. We are probably not going to have a lot of milk from these cows. They've both been pretty dry lately imo. Keffals being a ween isn't surprising at all. don't expect anything from this
 
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What is this, a crossover episode?
This interview is never being posted in full also why would she willingly admit to being in contact with Chris the lesbian chaser, who is admittedly not even trans and just wanted to increase his dating pool.
ontop of the mother fucking you'd think keffals would know better, gotta be a special type of retarded to bring someone like Chris into your fold and be in active contact with him.
 
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Even as somebody who doesn’t like Keffals I’d have advised against this. I can’t believe there’s nobody in Keffals life to try and intervene and explain why having a schizophrenic who sexually assaulted his mother on their channel is a bad idea. Gotta get that coke money I guess.

Could have chosen any Internet weirdo. Kingcobrajfs, the wogglebug girl, literally any one of them.

I wonder if LFJ will comment on this. I can see it widening the divide even further and leading to more cannabalistic infighting.
 
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