Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AfghanBlue]

keffals honeytrap to catch kiwis subscribing, and go on a lifelong mission to track us all down and murder/dogpoo letterbox us...do you have to subscribe to a streamer content on whatever platform he uses, or can you just watch as a guest?

(am not autistic stream watching loser, just the regular kind, so i dunno fuck about how it works.)

 

[Iron Father]

Keffals: So, tell us Christine how you as a trans person were harassed by the evil Kiwi Farms.
Chris: (Starts sperging about Sonichu, Jesus and Neptunia).
How retarded do you have to be to bring a literal motherfucker to your platform as a victim? That surely will bring you credibility and subs Keffals!

Maybe Keffals gives Chris the Foodshops treatment, just brings him on to call him a mother raper and kicks them?

 

[deadson]

Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.

Oh yay, yet another terrible interview. I can't wait for Chris to vomit nothing but "the merge" fodder and get pissy when he's not addressed as Jesus again.

 

[Poo Twister]

The Internet was a mistake.

 

[King Metalia]

The real question is: who do you think has more pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS? My money's on Chris, but hell, put him in the same room as a failed fart dominatrix and it's anybody's game.

Oh my god please tell me Keffal's has bowel issues to?

Who will outgrift the other?

I'm curious who's going to fail harder at passing themselves off as "victims"?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Maybe the pair will collaborate on some fart porn.

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

God, if you're there, please please make it so Keffals is high off his ass on Xanax, Chris doesn't have a handler to keep him on leash and TTS is on. please god, I know I'm probably not on your good boy list, but please grant me this one wish.

 

[AssignedEva]

God, if you're there, please please make it so Keffals is high off his ass on Xanax, Chris doesn't have a handler to keep him on leash and TTS is on. please god, I know I'm probably not on your good boy list, but please grant me this one wish.

If we're praying, I would ask God that if Keffals can get Chris to expand on Praetor and confirm exactly what's been going on there, that much like giving up stuff for Lent, I'll give up making fun of Keffals for 40 days and nights. IN THE MEANTIME
I've been waiting a while for this, you stupid cuck. What's wrong with you, that you want this? Doesn't matter to me though, I'll gladly give it to you, you little bitch. You like that, you stupid fuck? I bet you do. You've been fantasising about this for a long time, haven't you? So many of you are so fucking weird. Pppfftt. You like that, you stupid bitch? Pppppft. I was saving that one up just for you, you stupid fucking cunt. Parp parp parp parp. Hope you like that. Bbbrrpt. Pfffff. Pwhhhh. Paaaah. Ppphhplllttt-plhh-plhh-plhh-plhh. Alright. I think you've seen enough. Ten seconds, so you can cum after the countdown. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. Was it worth it? Stupid fuckin idiot.

 

[CM_Gwyn]

The trannies two most powerful warriors on the internet have come together to attack the farms. GG boys it’s so joever. #TotalKiwiDeath

 

[Baraadmirer]

Chris believes that he's Jesus and that Josh is Judas 2.0
He also believes that Kiwi Farms is the only entity that hates/trolls him.

Wait, what about good ol' 4chan and the old crew like Mary Lee Walsh?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Listening to a 2024 cwc interview is as pointless as watching a bigfoot documentary. The only thing you want to know won't be there.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

this should be great

Hope you made more popcorn for us to share.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Listening to a 2024 cwc interview is as pointless as watching a bigfoot documentary. The only thing you want to know won't be there.

What is the only thing we want to know? Oh, that cryptid sighted near Chris.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Would die happy if Chris referred to Lucas as Lucas or a he at some point during the interview.

Yes, that would be quite funny. Sadly, it is against forum policy to approach lolcows. I sure do hope some ween doesn't get it in his head to contact Chris and convince him to call Lucas Lucas. Again, I really hope some ween doesn't take advantage of Chris's credulity and cause him to deadname Lucas live. Ah geez.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.

Who the fuck is ordering these crossovers

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Keffals is a boyfriend-free girl....

Lucas is a male larping as a woman involved in a relationship with some Irish dude also larping as a woman so there are actually no girls involved but boyfriends.

 

[innocent jogger]

Who is this more pathetic for, Chris or Keffals?

Yes.

 

[A. G. Peak]

I grabbed a few clips from yesterday's stream. (YT VOD)

Keffals goes over the cease and desist letter he received regarding his ex-partner Alex and the rape allegation.

After viewing the office of the paralegal that wrote the cease and desist on Street View, Keffals realizes the York Street apartment he was swatted in is nearby.

Keffals gloats while reading Null's post on the DSP board.

 

[MeltyTW]

Keffals gloats while reading Null's post on the DSP board.

imagine gloating while reading the site you failed to take down in an attack about as successful as your attempt to skinwalk femininity with your grotesque shrek proportions. kiwifarms passes better as an accepted and protected mainstream backed site than keffals ever will as female.

edit also fuck the chatter that said "twitch chat is wild today" the current gen of internet users are just miserable fucks trying to pretend their bland corpo gov backed propagandists might eventually have something interesting happening while mine had actually crazy shit happen daily and still does despite the attempts to scrub the net of all genuine humanity.

 

[AlfaMale]

wow..... maybe the merge IS REAL AFTER ALL

I grabbed a few clips from yesterday's stream. (YT VOD)

Keffals goes over the cease and desist letter he received regarding his ex-partner Alex and the rape allegation.

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After viewing the office of the paralegal that wrote the cease and desist on Street View, Keffals realizes the York Street apartment he was swatted in is nearby.

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Keffals gloats while reading Null's post on the DSP board.

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god this is hard to watch. fuckin disgusting BLEGH