Containment Random Chris Updates

[Bring Back Lobotomy]

Well, it's a good thing Sonichu is alive.p

Cant wait for the next comic

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

According to Reddit, Chris sperged out about G5 on Instagram.

 

[Optimus Prime]

According to Reddit, Chris sperged out about G5 on Instagram.

I suspect 'Muffins' in this context refers to Derpy, a.k.a. the blonde gray pegasus with the namesake 'derp' eyes and is something of a fandom mascot.

And I suspect he's still screaming into the abyss about this because it's a Thursday and a quick check confirmed the latest five minute pony webisode aired today.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

God, I hope some ween sends him a letter bomb.

NGL: Hearing Chris, a Manlet who hasn’t worked for decades, tell someone to toughen it out on their job did make me chuckle.

Also: Hope that Caden funnels those super hat through his own bank account and pays him in second hand LEGOs.

it would be kinda funny if he was sent a glitter bomb

 

[Fapcop]

it would be kinda funny if he was sent a glitter bomb

Chris, with a face full of glitter: “I did foresee that I DID FORESEE THAT! Like Christ knew he would be crucified!”

Hope they start fucking with him in some way. Smug Chris doing well isn’t just boring, it’s also a terrible message to send to young autists.

According to Reddit, Chris sperged out about G5 on Instagram.

I tend to avoid hotspots of intense autism, but… Didn’t bronys mostly die out:went into deep hibernation after G4 ended?

Isn’t Chris one of the few retards who still tries to act like bronies are a big deal?

 

[AnOminous]

Isn’t Chris one of the few retards who still tries to act like bronies are a big deal?

It's like a white dwarf now. The outer layers have been blown off leaving only a seething white-hot core of autism.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's like a white dwarf now. The outer layers have been blown off leaving only a seething white-hot core of autism.

You said white dwarf (boom!) my thoughts went to Flutter.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

You said white dwarf (boom!) my thoughts went to Flutter.

Not cool, eventually white dwarfs become black dwarfs, at which point, Fluttersheen will no longer be a suitable mother for little Crystal and will have to expelled from the Mayoral mansion.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not cool, eventually white dwarfs become black dwarfs, at which point, Fluttersheen will no longer be a suitable mother for little Crystal and will have to expelled from the Mayoral mansion.

Anything is a possibility, Mari.

Not likely, but possible.

 

[Seija Kijin]

Maybe it's just my laptop speakers but I find it especially difficult to understand Chris in this video.

Not just you, I got my headphones on and I'm having a hard time keeping my comprehension, I think parts bad recording on his end (He's talking at the wall and you can hear the acoustics moving around) and he's just innate as usual so you literally just phase him out without even meaning to.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Is Chris a threat to society or just his mom?

 

[King Kiwi]

Is Chris a threat to society or just his mom?

You forgot himself.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Is Chris a threat to society or just his mom?

His Mum an Himself, but if he ever thinks he's got a trump card like a Car or Pepper Spray he will try an play a dangerous game.

Chris is mostly not malicious but he opertunistically so, i.e. he will fantasise in the most cartoonish way possible of getting reveng on some one but given the chance in person he'd quiet down fast unless he thinks he has a one up card that he plays inexpertly and has been absurdly lucky nobody has really took him to task IRL about it. But it's only a matter of time sadly because now he's done something people wont forgive and frankly he stands out like a sore thumb and draws attention to himself.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

His Mum an Himself, but if he ever thinks he's got a trump card like a Car or Pepper Spray he will try an play a dangerous game.

Chris is mostly not malicious but he opertunistically so, i.e. he will fantasise in the most cartoonish way possible of getting reveng on some one but given the chance in person he'd quiet down fast unless he thinks he has a one up card that he plays inexpertly and has been absurdly lucky nobody has really took him to task IRL about it. But it's only a matter of time sadly because now he's done something people wont forgive and frankly he stands out like a sore thumb and draws attention to himself.

He uses the women's restroom and has hunted a lesbian down in the women's redtroom to give her a gift. I wouldn't trust him around womrn or children, and I'm glad he was kicked out the con, which is a family gathering. Anyone willing to traverse the lines of forced familial incest is unpredictable at best and a predatory pervert at worst.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sorry can you just clear the time line up for me it's been a long arse day -

Was this filmed BEFORE the recent con and he then privated the videos? or was this filmed an uploaded after?

The original was uploaded Jan 1st. Chris went to Animate! on Jan 5th. On Jan 9th, the video was reuploaded, and at some point, the original got privated.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Is Chris a threat to society or just his mom?

Just his mom, he´s a total pussy, he always runs away if things got ugly, and he´s more than ready to threw anything and everyone under the bus for his own safety, and nowadays he looks more paranoid and unwilling to socialization except for pester random people with random phrases (but I think he always did that anyways)

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris tried his luck with a money giveaway almost a week after wasting $500+. Maybe things are not going so well for him money-wise, after all?



For context Pulte is a billionaire who always does giveaways like that on Twitter. I learned of him in the E-beggars thread, many of the terminally e-begging lolcows partecipate and try to catch his attention.

 

[Ammyterasu]

A long ass tweet, we are back on the blocking drama.

Well, Key, and everyone else who have blocked me on Twitter, among which, all of you were some of my favourite fellow artists, analysts, humorous, vastly intelligent and insightful individuals, and all of you also heavily spiritually, energetically, and aura resonated with me as those of whom I could relate with.

I could go further into detail, but not on a public Tweet. But at least a number of all you understand.

I mean, in empathy and in role-reversal, if I was receiving heavy traffic due to a comment from you, and due to your various respective followers, you all know what I would have done.

***I would have simply ignored them. I don’t have my notifications on for commentary. And, Key, remember your “YouHate” panel from BronyCon 2019? Well, I learned from that and let the attention be the blessing, regardless of the mixed reception.

And I will add, as a close friend of mine have told me, that I feel all of you in the Brony, Artist and Entertainment communities can understand and appreciate,…

Yeah, no one understands you are innocent and that you released because of innocence. Also understand that many people have dragged your reputation, so people are afraid to get involved with you, because they don't want people following them and doxxing them. And with the current socio-political bullshit happening, any prominent figures in media could get cancelled for it. It isn't fair, but realize it isn't because of you. Society did this. You're wonderful.

They are right, and all of you, my fellow artists, chroniclers, Bronies, Pegasisters, and so on who are relatively famous, all of you should not let this Minority of the World who are the Toxic and Darkest-Sinning individuals wreck your mental and emotional health, and that goes heavily the same for the Socio-Political details and Society in general.

I appreciate and respect all of you as individuals and fellow creative types.

And I will close with this: Do not block me on Twitter because of my mixed Followers, just Ignore that peanut gallery and let the Cosmos, Universe and us Deities and Deity-Level individuals see Karma and Justice done upon them as shall be and just.

Thank you.

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

All because Chris couldn't help sperging to innocent bystanders about the new MLP series.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Spoiler: Link

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1746557557399769557?s=20 https://archive.is/ML44L

OH NO...

 

[BMO_]

What a crossover!