Containment Random Chris Updates

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The fact that Chris got a girlfriend before me Is the greatest shame of my life.

Don't be down about it, especially because Chris hasn't found one either.

Flutter is a handler of some kind and she's playing along either for money or some "clout" down the road, I am 99.9999% sure that one of the reasons we haven't got a good picture of her yet she's actively hiding her face when she is out an about with Chris making it nearly impossible to get a good picture of her, Chris hasn't found love he's found a baby sitter.

 

[Black Yoshi]

He's a little too happy about being kicked out of a con.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

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He's a little too happy about being kicked out of a con.

He also got Persona 5 from a ween.

No one has brought up the said event yet.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Don't be down about it, especially because Chris hasn't found one either.

Flutter is a handler of some kind and she's playing along either for money or some "clout" down the road, I am 99.9999% sure that one of the reasons we haven't got a good picture of her yet she's actively hiding her face when she is out an about with Chris making it nearly impossible to get a good picture of her, Chris hasn't found love he's found a baby sitter.

I hope it's true. As mati alogy it may sound Chris is one of the few people I feel deserve to rot and die alone. It's the least he deserves for all the horrible things he's done and continues to do. Wether there inane and banal like streaming his idiotic beliefs on YouTube or the obvious things that crossed the line

 

[Ammyterasu]

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He's a little too happy about being kicked out of a con.

He's coping, I'm pretty sure Cabbage had a hand in that tweet otherwise he would have posted divine curses at the trolls and the staff.

 

[Black Yoshi]

He also got Persona 5 from a ween.
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No one has brought up the said event yet.

How long until he visualizes the merge like how you swap worlds in the game?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

He also got Persona 5 from a ween.
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No one has brought up the said event yet.

Imagine purchasing and sending Chris a video game instead of shitting and vomiting in a box and sending it to him.

 

[Null]

If you feel so compelled to contact law enforcement over something, you do not have to brag about it on the Kiwi Farms for attention and stickers. The goodwill of your selfless heroism should be enough. Thanks.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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He's a little too happy about being kicked out of a con.

Maybe he just salvaged the weekend by going back to the hotel for some hanky panky with Flutter.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Imagine purchasing and sending Chris a video game instead of shitting and vomiting in a box and sending it to him.

Mailing Chris things is so 2015. All the cool trolls in the Inner Circle throw pennies at him while shouting "Sonic is dead."

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Mailing Chris things is so 2015. All the cool trolls in the Inner Circle throw pennies at him while shouting "Sonic is dead."

I wonder if Chris has played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog. It came out right before Chris was released from jail.

 

[BMO_]

 

[King Metalia]

Mailing Chris things is so 2015. All the cool trolls in the Inner Circle throw pennies at him while shouting "Sonic is dead."

It's a damn shame you can't piss of Chris by drawing his characters in homosexual encounters anymore. That and showing Rosechu with her true and honest pickle.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Maybe it's just my laptop speakers but I find it especially difficult to understand Chris in this video.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It's a damn shame you can't piss of Chris by drawing his characters in homosexual encounters anymore. That and showing Rosechu with her true and honest pickle.

Call Chris gay in the old days: the dumbass will draw horrible porn and step on a dildo with a sticky note on his shoe

Call Chris gay now: he'll say yah huh ah sure am! And then suck off a pickle dildo.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's another upload of a video posted to Chris's YouTube last week. The original upload got privated.

 

[King Kiwi]

Mailing Chris things is so 2015. All the cool trolls in the Inner Circle throw pennies at him while shouting "Sonic is dead."

Well, it's a good thing Sonichu is alive.p

 

[Optimus Prime]

First I'm seeing of this and in addition to the previous figures, he's added two more repaints to his CWCville autobots.

The blue one is a full custom repaint of 2016 Deluxe Wolfwire (a.k.a. 'Weirdwolf' because talk like Yoda, he does), which is going to make Chris very distraught in the future because every single version of this mold has problems stemming from the clear red plastic used for a key load bearing rotation hinge and the teeth in the wolf head. Namely, the former WILL break at some point and while it won't fall off, it's going to look bad, and the latter is known for eventually fusing shut if the jaws are not left slightly open or reguarly 'exercised' and Chris likely dumped a lot of paint that's going to jam that shit up. Estimated value: $20

The small green one is a full repaint of Legacy United Deluxe Animated Bumblebee. Ironically, this makes him look vaguely like what happens to that Bumblebee in an episode of the show where a jealous villain tries to body-swap Bumblebee by forcefully turning him green and glueing his battle mask to his face. Est. value is also $20.

Also...'Light Powered CWClight reviews?" After all this time, seeing Chris actually stick his initials in front of something to form a new word is kind of out of left field since he hasn't done that in forever.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's another upload of a video posted to Chris's YouTube last week. The original upload got privated.

Sorry can you just clear the time line up for me it's been a long arse day -

Was this filmed BEFORE the recent con and he then privated the videos? or was this filmed an uploaded after?

 

[The Lawgiver]

This video actually showed up in my notifications when it came out despite me not being subbed to this chris account. it actually kind of disturbed me a little compared to most Chris content because he's just basically skinwalking the mannerisms of a kinda popular generally chill youtube figure reviewer he found out about some years ago when he started badly copying his running "YOUNG WARRIOR" joke. I think I pointed thatout back when it started happening but like holy fucking shit this is another level.

Here's the non-skinwalker (cwcwalker?) version of the vid.

Sometimes I wonder if emgo is aware of Chris's weird obsession with him lmao.