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Dire Dire Cocks said:
A streamer by the name of Boggles1 decided to try out Internet fame, by sticking a fucking fork in a toaster.
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Shockingly, he survived this incident, and then, of course, decided to DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH TWO TOASTERS AND TWO FORKS.
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Kill zoomers. Behead zoomers. Roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a zoomer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zoomers. Defecate in a zoomers food. Launch zoomers into the sun. Stir fry zoomers in a wok. Toss zoomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zoomers gas tank. Judo throw zoomers into a wood chipper. Twist zoomers heads off. Report zoomers to the IRS. Karate chop zoomers in half. Curb stomp pregnant zoomers. Trap zoomers in quicksand. Crush zoomers in the trash compactor. Liquefy zoomers in a vat of acid. Eat zoomers. Dissect zoomers. Exterminate zoomers in the gas chamber. Stomp zoomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate zoomers in the oven. Lobotomize zoomers. Mandatory abortions for zoomers. Grind zoomer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown zoomers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize zoomers with a ray gun. Kick old zoomers down the stairs. Feed zoomers to alligators. Slice zoomers with a katana.
 
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Dire Dire Cocks said:
A streamer by the name of Boggles1 decided to try out Internet fame, by sticking a fucking fork in a toaster.
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Shockingly, he survived this incident, and then, of course, decided to DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH TWO TOASTERS AND TWO FORKS.
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I hope he sticks a fork into a transformer next, and I’m not talking about the toy robots, I’m talking about one of these bad boys:
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DOORSTUCK said:
I'm calling it now, fake and gay. Still funny though.
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I don't understand why people react so aggressively to others doing dumb shit online.

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Seafarer said:
I hope he sticks a fork into a transformer next, and I’m not talking about the toy robots, I’m talking about one of these bad boys:
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Why? It's almost expected now on the internet to be as hyperbolic and extreme as possible. People who one disagrees with are nazis, people who do dumb shit should die, any mistake means cancellation and deplatforming, all reactions are turned up to 11. People need to go back to reacting proportionally to things.
 
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HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
Twitch is definitely hurting bad. I've been on the platform since 2014 and I've gone through three "eras" of following streamers. I'll do some digging and find about a dozen or so people whose content is fun and their personality meshes with mine and gradually one by one they eventually get burned out and stop streaming. So I'll do another round of searching/following and over the years that new group of streamers will tire out etc. I'm just about at the end of the third round and I've been idly looking for new people to follow but this time... there's not really anyone left. There isn't any fresh new blood to replace the streamers who are dropping out.
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I did pretty much the same; even had a phase where I couldn't stand any of the English speaking streamers and would put on random foreigners. Finnish, Mandarin, I didn't fucking care, I have no idea what they were saying, but that disconnect helped me not get bored with whatever they were playing. It's also how I found this one channel that just plays pre-recorded videos of some German guy cooking out in nature. Very little if any talking; just sounds of nature and cooking, with the dude taking a bite or two at the end. I don't really get ASMR, but that channel makes me understand.
 
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DOORSTUCK said:
I'm calling it now, fake and gay. Still funny though.
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Going by this video, which I believe is genuine, the arc flash would blow the toaster apart.

Also, note in the above video he used a kitchen knife with a plastic handle. Using a metal fork with no insulation is an excellent way to kill yourself.
 
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Yeah, like I'm no expert, but I can't imagine sticking a fork in the toaster would just blast you back like that. And very conveniently in the second clip one of the few frames we see has the huge shit stain and him moaning about his soiled drawers.
 
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Yeah, like I'm no expert, but I can't imagine sticking a fork in the toaster would just blast you back like that. And very conveniently in the second clip one of the few frames we see has the huge shit stain and him moaning about his soiled drawers.
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My father told me once that he stuck a knife in a toaster when he was an idiot kid. He mentioned nothing about shitting himself, but did say that he was thrown against the wall.

That said, this was 1950s, so appliances and home electricity circuits may have operated differently than their modern counterparts.
 
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