DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So he doesn't give a fuck what detractors say, but that he listens to his fans?

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Someone's gonna get leaned.

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I’ll be honest, I’m legit interested in what THE catalyst was for this retard to drop out. It doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone that he did, but I’m damned curious to know what -the- final straw was.
I think it's something incredibly boring and disappointing. Probably not even a specific event or anything juicy, but just Mike saying he was going to speak with someone outside of Phil's direct circle of control. I know Mike mentioned it before and said Phil was okay with it, but I have a feeling Phil either didn't understand or think Mike would actually follow through, or he deluded himself into thinking it'd be like, someone who was barely affiliated with Phil and Phil would be able to "explain his side" or whatever to them. Once he heard specific names and knew it was people like Jaha, he knew there was no chance of narrative control and wanted to pull the plug.
 
I would like to nominate former Argentine President and Italian Argentine Mauricio Macri for Detractor of the Year for his role in starting and overseeing the Argentinian economic crisis. Thanks to his administrations fuck ups YouTube now has a glitch they refuse to fix becayuse they don't want Argentinians spending their life savings on YouTube memberships.

Really gotta feel bad for the actual Argentinian dents Phil might have, how will they ever support Dear Leader if he brings back tip audits for anything in foreign currencies, even stable ones like the Euro or Swedish Krona? Phil bringing back the Tip Audtiting is one thing that was not on my 2024 bingo card.
I’m betting pignosis failed, Dave saw that Mike wasn’t doing a fluff piece and that he’d be talking to too many detractors and hit the eject button. Just my autistic theories here, but I wonder if this is the point that DSP realized that no one legitimately likes him because of how shitty of a person he actually is. Surely there’s gotta be a “look in the mirror” moment for everyone, no matter how stupid you are.
I don't think Phil is aware enough to understand he can't use pignosis on normal people. He was convinced until a day later by his dents that the SideScrollers stuff went great and those guys loved him. It was only after this he got very toxic at even the thought og them and twisted the narrative in his mind so that they were always out to get him and were baiting him.

Phil is dumber than we all give him credit for and I seriously doubt he has enough social skills remaining to understand when someone is pignotized or not. When you live in your own hugbox and only venture out of it 52 days a year for several years now, you are pretty fucking delusional.
 
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I don't think Phil is aware enough to understand he can't use pignosis on normal people. He was convinced until a day later by his dents that the SideScrollers stuff went great and those guys loved him. It was only after this he got very toxic at even the thought og them and twisted the narrative in his mind so that they were always out to get him and were baiting him.

Phil is dumber than we all give him credit for and I seriously doubt he has enough social skills remaining to understand when someone is pignotized or not. When you live in your own hugbox and only venture out of it 52 days a year for several years now, you are pretty fucking delusional.
If there's one thing we learned about Dave in 2023, it's that he really can't read the room. It's not an act how clueless he is.

The signs were there from the day Clum announced this doc that it was bad news for Dave. Clum did the rounds going on detractor streams and interviewing people that are obviously going to provide reasonable proof of dumb shit he's done. But, Dave was all everything is fine, Clum just wants to finally show everyone my positive life story growing up as a gamer and my gigantically happy family!
 
That reminds me of the time DSP brought out the Nazi hat during the Side Scrollers after show. I think what made it worse was that he pretty much invited himself on.
Has the Bison Hate Which Looks Nothing Like M. Bison's Hat ever made an appearance after the interview? I think he might have tossed it after they told him he looks like a retard in it nicely.

Also speaking of reading the room, I swear I recall that somehwere around the time he was being clipped on LiveStreamFails back in late 2022/2023 or whenever it happened DSP used some old reddit account he had to try and justify his behavior, trying to apply pignosis. I swear I remember this happening and that the account was confirmed as his based on how he was writing shit. Eventually he gave up arguing because even fucking Redditors understand how much of a scummy, shameless, and pathetic piece of shit Phil is.
 
Has the Bison Hate Which Looks Nothing Like M. Bison's Hat ever made an appearance after the interview? I think he might have tossed it after they told him he looks like a retard in it nicely.

Also speaking of reading the room, I swear I recall that somehwere around the time he was being clipped on LiveStreamFails back in late 2022/2023 or whenever it happened DSP used some old reddit account he had to try and justify his behavior, trying to apply pignosis. I swear I remember this happening and that the account was confirmed as his based on how he was writing shit. Eventually he gave up arguing because even fucking Redditors understand how much of a scummy, shameless, and pathetic piece of shit Phil is.
I do not recall if the Bison hat has been retired, I'm sure he's pulled it out a few times during Street Fighter, as for the reddit story it sounds familiar.
 
Mike told Gundam that they were having people in the doc that were devs and other big names in and around WWE Champions. If anything were gonna spook Dave, I'd imagine it would be undeniable proof of Dave's WWE account coming out from someone involved with WWEC.
 
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I would like to nominate former Argentine President and Italian Argentine Mauricio Macri for Detractor of the Year for his role in starting and overseeing the Argentinian economic crisis. Thanks to his administrations fuck ups YouTube now has a glitch they refuse to fix becayuse they don't want Argentinians spending their life savings on YouTube memberships.

Really gotta feel bad for the actual Argentinian dents Phil might have, how will they ever support Dear Leader if he brings back tip audits for anything in foreign currencies, even stable ones like the Euro or Swedish Krona? Phil bringing back the Tip Audtiting is one thing that was not on my 2024 bingo card.

I don't think Phil is aware enough to understand he can't use pignosis on normal people. He was convinced until a day later by his dents that the SideScrollers stuff went great and those guys loved him. It was only after this he got very toxic at even the thought og them and twisted the narrative in his mind so that they were always out to get him and were baiting him.

Phil is dumber than we all give him credit for and I seriously doubt he has enough social skills remaining to understand when someone is pignotized or not. When you live in your own hugbox and only venture out of it 52 days a year for several years now, you are pretty fucking delusional.
Like those delusional mcdojo assholes that think they can send people to the shadow realm with a wave of their hand. Until they try that shit on non-believer, and eat a roundhouse of reality.
 
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It was a clip that @TJGamebox posted, perhaps he has it. Frank Hassle was calling Phil out saying he was going to visit him and his fat wife soon and Phil won't like it.

Frank has said this before so maybe nothing will come of it, but seeing Phil getting hassled would be extremely funny. I don't think he could handle that at all.
 
God damn it, apologies for not archiving.

It was a clip that @TJGamebox posted, perhaps he has it. Frank Hassle was calling Phil out saying he was going to visit him and his fat wife soon and Phil won't like it.

Frank has said this before so maybe nothing will come of it, but seeing Phil getting hassled would be extremely funny. I don't think he could handle that at all.
Is that the clip where he says "I got a golden Hogan for, I really wanna give it to you cause it would be special." or something like that?
 
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