🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sicko Hunter]

late me if someone already posted this

summers accusations video

https://youtu.be/rANuE3K1vfY?si=RoHehVzNCc_cCOLK

11:50
“my diagnosis […] ‘unspecified psychosis not due to a substance or known physiological condition.’ that means i dont have psychosis, it was triggered within me.”
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i wish sam and jet the best of luck with the court proceedings, summer is going to be a handful.

Someone needs to knock this bitch out.

 

[CoolFool]

Can anyone tell me what the fish are doing? Why are they crawling around the house?

the only reason she didn't end up with a schizo(id) diagnosis is because they didn't have time to test hee, her flagrant psychosis is pretty uhh... apparent?

I agree. There's BPD crazy like Betty, who make up shit and 100% knows it's bullshit. Then there's the kind of crazy Summer has, where she believes her batshit delusions and is very clearly unstable.

The worst thing for Summer right now is being online due to trolls and shit stirrers (Channing?) who are feeding her delusions. She really needs a handler.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

@17:10
“i think i was raped. why else did they do a rape kit on me? why else did all the contestants whisper, “dude she was raped” when i was in the basement? i heard multiple voices saying that. it couldve been a hallucination but i very clearly heard it through the walls.”

ok the funny is gone again. this is bleak, summer needs help.

 

[Marche]

I genuinely believe summer is a horrible person and the only thing worse than her are the coddlers and people giving her attention.

I would not even rape her

 

[curbside2]

I genuinely believe summer is a horrible person and the only thing worse than her are the coddlers and people giving her attention.

I would not even rape her

I think she’s fucked in the head and needs help. It’s pointless to hate her. She needs help and people like her should be regarded as children. We don’t have a system to lower her to the social cast she should occupy. At the same time I do feel bad for her to a degree. Her brain is broken and I believe beyond repair.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Fuck summer stop talking about that wasted cunt and talk aobut the competition.

IM fucking pissed TJ and trish won at first, they called it a warmup and now tj and trish lose. IDC IF THey do another round this shit is fucking gay to begin with, they want trish to leave so TJ and trish winning was vioded.

I SHOULDNT BE MAD BUT I AM I ENJOY WATHCING TJ GROW UP

EDIT: RIGGED GAME MUCH LMAO

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

You can wing it with an A team, but they have wiggers.

people seem to forget the reason people hate _iggers is because they're lazy and constantly overexaggerating their accomplishments (this for da culture bruh) and bad at their jobs.

Like people said about watching the reality shows, for Jet to not already have seen all those reality shows before even pitching this to Sam is telling. The fact that Alex Stein has by complete accident essentially taken over the show is also telling.

Alex actually knows his shit when it comes to reality shows which is why its like watching the designated player anytime he's in control, his batting average this season is easily 1.00 right now, i wouldn't trust Jet to do a single fucking thing.

It should have been obvious to anyone working on this that Jet doesn't plan ahead because he's lazy. Somehow reality shows have tons of producers that can plan for any situation but Jet can't do a single thing and should just let the chaos roam free?

reality shows have been able to handle everything from contestants going completely naked or fucking when they're not supposed to, to people getting stabbed. People getting physical is just par for the course. You really think all the normies that go on reality shows aren't constantly threatening to sue productions? Wipeout has lead to millions in medical injuries and hasn't paid out a fucking dime. Everything Jet is doing is a lot easier than he's making it out to be if you hire an actual fucking expert.

the reason Jet and presumably Sam didn't rely on an agency is because the second someone professional shows up Jet looks like a fucking intern. Look how quick Jet has to ask permission and is relegated to "guy the fish can fuck with" once people above him in competency or on the food chain show up. if Jet didn't use the smelling salts as an excuse, we would have seen the fish rip apart jet while shouting "gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us"

Jet to fishtank is like Gene to star trek, he might be the creator but the second someone else has the reigns they'll refine the idea into something people actually enjoy.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

season 3 should be an Ultimate Fighter rip off. regular fishtank shenanigans interspersed with training and weekly fights. that would be way better than watching a season of hollywood/LA retards complaining about not having their prozac and starbucks.

also just in general mma/boxing retards with CTE would be way funnier than nobody actors. if youve never talked to someone with CTE its incredibly unsettling and hilarious at the same time.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

season 3 should be an Ultimate Fighter rip off.

Fight tank. Betafish tank

 

[The Man With No Name]

season 3 should be an Ultimate Fighter rip off. regular fishtank shenanigans interspersed with training and weekly fights. that would be way better than watching a season of hollywood/LA retards complaining about not having their prozac and starbucks.

also just in general mma/boxing retards with CTE would be way funnier than nobody actors. if youve never talked to someone with CTE its incredibly unsettling and hilarious at the same time.

While that would be funny, those guys tend to also be violent and not in the Jimmy-retard-violence way. Ben and Jet can't restrain them. Sam isn't getting any younger. Huge fucking liability.

 

[Leo Frank]

I remember specifically saying it was a horrible idea to bring BPD whore super fans like Summer into the house a day or two in and was scoffed at as other defended her. Feeling vindicated.

Good luck with this nut, Sam. But, it could have been avoided.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

People ITT saying to not laugh at summer and, of course ignoring her is really the only way to win against her, and my first reaction was just amazement at how super batshit she is, but, she is doing that making posts then deleting them and just feeding and feeding on any attention. Reminds me of Anus of aninsa and idubbbz. But reading this thread made me actually see a pretty humorous side to it.
She's just incapable of doing anything besides Beautiful Princess Disorder (h/t this thread) schizo stuff. The clown is gonna spray water out of a flower. Summer is gonna cry rape every so often. It's all part of the show.
Chainsmoking on the weed vape. Draining all attention she can from her dwindling group of simps on the onlyfans ko-fi thing and instagram.

Summer and channing deserve each other and they're a hell of a lot more entertaining together than apart.
Summer would be saying some rando in her life raped her, but now she can use sam and co for desperate grasps at attention.

As long as you don't take a single word summer says seriously and treat her as a homeless schizo doing clown stuff, her freakouts are kinda like daniel larson, and you can laugh at it. I hope summer and channing together are more entertaining than just channing has been. Overall summer is a good addition to the hyde/fishtank ongoing ARG.

 

[CoolFool]

This has definitely been the most boring day so far.

 

[Noble Redditor]

season 3 should be an Ultimate Fighter rip off. regular fishtank shenanigans interspersed with training and weekly fights

This is actually a golden formula. That's the same way Big Brother and Survivor plan their seasons, but they do it based on mainstream sentiments: let the contestants plot and spread drama. Let them compete for rewards but every week there's going to be an intense elimination challenge and they better be ready.

It's so easy.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

TRISH JUST AGREED TO EAT CHRIS'S SHIT

 

[CoolFool]

TRISH JUST AGREED TO EAT CHRIS'S SHIT

Like, agreed to do it if offered (like when Tay said she'd do it) or is she actually about to eat it?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Like, agreed to do it if offered (like when Tay said she'd do it) or is she actually about to eat it?

Agreed to eat a tiny raisinette sized amount if offered.

 

[Marche]

This would have been better if they went after Tay instead.
She already had a tantrum over losing the fake elimination challenge earlier and has said multiple times she would eat shit to win.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Agreed to eat a tiny raisinette sized amount if offered.
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Smart move knowing he hasn't made a solid in years.

 

[CoolFool]

I flat out refuse to watch shit eating. If eating poop actually happens, welp, godspeed to the rest of you, I will be skipping watching or reading about it.