Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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You know it's bad when we are actively rooting for the fetus to deletus itself. (:_(

Sometimes I REALLY hate it here.
Right? Bitch wants a baby but:
1 lives in filth
2 has uncontrolled diabetes and other medical issues like Cushing
3 isint in a stable relationship
4. In and out of jail
5. No money
6. Wont stop smoking
Jfc I could keep going on why it's a horrible idea. If she was a real mother and cared she would never try to get pregnant in this situation. But shes not shes a fugly child abuser.
 
Lmfao :story:
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Right , Sammie. Other people saying Darnell is ugly is exactly the reason you should get out of this relationship.

You should put up with the cheating, probable drug use and general stupidity. What people think of his looks are the major issue.
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Now now, I'm sure he's a top model on his home planet. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and yadda yadda yadda
 
Sammie is so butthurt about people thinking Darnell is ugly (they both are ).
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What's sammie do while her dads very sick and could pass from cancer? Makes up a fake fucking story about her dad liking Darnell. This shit is sickening. Nothing about how much her dad means to her, shes fucking stupid. I hope family tears into her ass for this.
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i agree with the person who said darnell couldn't pick sammy out of a lineup. saying he's indifferent to her is like saying a lizard is indifferent to literature... i don't think he even possesses the wiring necessary for giving a shit.

these fantasies where darnell's texting her romantic* songs or worrying about her dying dad are some of sammie's saddest and most obvious lies. i am enjoying her getting childishly mad about darnell being ugly though. it's as if him being intergalactically hideous never occurred to her until someone else finally clued her in.

*tbh i assume the music sammie's pretending to get from her beau are the usual "bitch you lookin so fine, make a nigga wanna stir up them guts, ooooh bitch bend it over for me" garbage
 
I know it’s been said a million times, but Darnell is just so eerie looking. He gives me the creeps every time I see his face but I’m also fascinated. Look at those thick eyelids, the pointed nose on his long face. I can’t imagine him animated and interacting with Sammie - surely he gives her the bare minimum of attention from which she constructs a passionate love story but I can’t even imagine what he says to her.

ETA this is a dumb post but am currently drinking to deal with the sudden unexpected death of a parent. Please forgive
When I was younger I had a strong visceral reaction to the cover of the movie Communion, the alien movie. That's how I feel about Darnell, too.
 
So I was ordering some shoes today through a work sponsored discount program with Skechers. I have never ordered anything through the work discount website but 30% off sounded legit so I decided to check it out. I got to the checkout screen and when asked for my info a very interesting preset name was there. I apparently read this thread entirely too much and/or work (or my phone) thinks I'm a drug addicted Easter Island statue.

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Never seen anything like it anywhere on any site ever before, and hope to never see it again. Really strange that of all the fucks I read about here, it chose him but that's life I guess.
 
So I was ordering some shoes today through a work sponsored discount program with Skechers. I have never ordered anything through the work discount website but 30% off sounded legit so I decided to check it out. I got to the checkout screen and when asked for my info a very interesting preset name was there. I apparently read this thread entirely too much and/or work (or my phone) thinks I'm a drug addicted Easter Island statue.

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Never seen anything like it anywhere on any site ever before, and hope to never see it again. Really strange that of all the fucks I read about here, it chose him but that's life I guess.
Hes onto us with his alien technology.
 
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