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[sum ting wong]

Ever notice how sometimes when you make a new burner account, it's randomly shadowbanned even if you've never made a comment on it?

If you're using a VPN they probably just shadowban any accounts created with known VPNs, if not then it's probably some type of browser fingerprinting that's flagging your new accounts.

What is browser fingerprinting?
Device fingerprinting or browser fingerprinting is the systematic collection of information about a remote device, for identification purposes. Client-side scripting languages allow the development of procedures to collect very rich fingerprints: browser and operating system type and version, screen resolution, architecture type, lists of fonts, plugins, microphone, camera, etc.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Ever notice how sometimes when you make a new burner account, it's randomly shadowbanned even if you've never made a comment on it?

Reddit flags a lot of the popular VPNs because they're tech illiterate faggots who don't think there's any other reason to use a VPN than ban evading.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Ever notice how sometimes when you make a new burner account, it's randomly shadowbanned even if you've never made a comment on it?

I believe reddit shadowbans IP addresses or maybe even MAC Addresses.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Proud Native American Indian Woman” to camgirl to OnlyFans pipeline boasting about this on Reddit never fails.

 

[Eugene Tooms]

maybe even MAC Addresses.

Reddit cannot determine your MAC address.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

They have to be nuts to think an IPO is a good idea. 90% of reddit is amateur porn and blatant political extremism two things advertisers and shareholders do not tolerate.

Even as cucked as corpo America is you're still going to get phone calls from shareholders wondering why your publicly traded company is coddling pedophiles and calling for the genocide of white people and telling you to knock that shit off.

Companies IPO now when they have no other options. They can't get more funding via VC. Ideally they wanted to IPO in 2021 but they didn't. Now they need to get cash from the public.

 

[Fapcop]

A Redditor has gotten himself into a war with his local housing association.

The reason?

He has constructed some kind of Great Wall of Autism to prevent… His dog from getting COVID from the neighbors dog.



Imagine dealing with this shit. Good on the neighbor for just laughing him off.

ANYONE ELSE MEETS RANDO RETARDS WHO ALSO WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF COVID?!

Redditor basically thinks IRL is Reddit, and expects updoots and stickers everywhere he goes. Because he wears a mask.



His fellow redditors are confused. Why don’t people upvote me IRL for wearing a mask?!

Gee I dunno. Maybe because the few of them who DO wear a mask, just do it because they want to lower their risk of getting a cold (whether true or not) and don’t think COVID is simultaneously a religion and the end of humanity?

COVIDIOT KNOWS BETTER THAN DOCTOR

This one really made me lol. “How is it that I am more concerned about COVID than a cardiologist?”

Gee I dunno… Maybe because you’re neurotic young chick, and he is a medical professional?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

A Redditor has gotten himself into a war with his local housing association.

The reason?

He has constructed some kind of Great Wall of Autism to prevent… His dog from getting COVID from the neighbors dog.
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Imagine dealing with this shit. Good on the neighbor for just laughing him off.

ANYONE ELSE MEETS RANDO RETARDS WHO ALSO WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF COVID?!
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Redditor basically thinks IRL is Reddit, and expects updoots and stickers everywhere he goes. Because he wears a mask.

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His fellow redditors are confused. Why don’t people upvote me IRL for wearing a mask?!

Gee I dunno. Maybe because the few of them who DO wear a mask, just do it because they want to lower their risk of getting a cold (whether true or not) and don’t think COVID is simultaneously a religion and the end of humanity?

COVIDIOT KNOWS BETTER THAN DOCTOR
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This one really made me lol. “How is it that I am more concerned about COVID than a cardiologist?”

Gee I dunno… Maybe because you’re neurotic young chick, and he is a medical professional?

They are neurotic NOW, but if they keep isolating and not being exposed to the general viral flora of humanity they could have a "native americans vs small pox"-event. Luckily they are not smart enough to really isolate, they just have some dumb rituals.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Apologies for being political but Redditor casually reveals that he watched CP and wants us all to know about it.

Oh it's okay though because he magically has access to those terrorist body cam videos that everyone on Earth has been asking for. Nothing suspicious here.

 

[AnOminous]

They are neurotic NOW, but if they keep isolating and not being exposed to the general viral flora of humanity they could have a "native americans vs small pox"-event. Luckily they are not smart enough to really isolate, they just have some dumb rituals.

I ordinarily hate the anal bullshit HOAs pull, but this redditor deserves it.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Reddit flags a lot of the popular VPNs because they're tech illiterate faggots who don't think there's any other reason to use a VPN than ban evading.

I'm pretty sure they're aware of privacy being the reason for VPN usage, they just don't give a fuck about privacy in the first place and are actively hostile towards it (blocking VPNs from viewing reddit now, even). I mean hell they're partially owned by the Chinese government.

 

[dry roasted]

I read a book by Stephen King when I was kid called Cell. The premise is fantastic and it's a fun read, well before we get to the standard retarded King ending. Basically, everyone with a cell phone gets a call at the same time one day and whatever they hear turns them into 28 days later zombies. Only the people who missed the call didn't turn, and only those that weren't instantly massacred by the zombies survived to be a part of the story.

Anyway, I often catch myself daydreaming about something like that happening to redditors, and instead of turning them in to zombies, they just keel over.

Redditors have too much social anxiety to answer phone calls, they would inherit the earth (for a few days until they starve without anyone there to deliver their meals)

 

[Free the Pedos]

Apologies for being political but Redditor casually reveals that he watched CP and wants us all to know about it.
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Oh it's okay though because he magically has access to those terrorist body cam videos that everyone on Earth has been asking for. Nothing suspicious here.

It’s possible he saw it. It’s available in very niche spaces. I’ve heard Israel intelligence isn’t stamping it out completely because they want Hamas to keep uploading it in order to be able to trace them. Just my 2c.

 

[Fapcop]

Apologies for being political but Redditor casually reveals that he watched CP and wants us all to know about it.
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Oh it's okay though because he magically has access to those terrorist body cam videos that everyone on Earth has been asking for. Nothing suspicious here.

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500 lol

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

LA redditors are coping and seething because they can't push the rest of the country around.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/19bpjoh/just_to_add_la_county_has_more_people_than_10/?sort=confidence

https://archive.is/DQvAV

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

LA redditors are coping and seething because they can't push the rest of the country around.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/19bpjoh/just_to_add_la_county_has_more_people_than_10/?sort=confidence

https://archive.is/DQvAV

Your average resident of Los Angeles is either a homeless man panhandling (and shitting) on the Walk of Fame or a delusional billionaire living on wheat grass smoothies and adrenochrome. Neither one of which screams "put me in charge of New England and large parts of the Great Plains!"

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

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“Proud Native American Indian Woman” to camgirl to OnlyFans pipeline boasting about this on Reddit never fails.

All non-white women just want that BWC all day everyday every single day of the week they just want to be held down by the superior colonizing white man
The white man can destroy civilizations with his penis
A friend of mine who got doxed who's part of a far right organization had non-white women hitting him up all the time wanting to get pumped and dumped
I'm just going to let everyone know that in Israel they had to ban an entire genre of movies and novels that is literally Nazi rape porn

 

[DumbDude43]

A Redditor has gotten himself into a war with his local housing association.

The reason?

He has constructed some kind of Great Wall of Autism to prevent… His dog from getting COVID from the neighbors dog.
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>he said that i was being a "delusional lunatic", put down laughing emojis, and said to stop messaging him as he is trying to sleep
true chad reaction

 

[Fapcop]

>he said that i was being a "delusional lunatic", put down laughing emojis, and said to stop messaging him as he is trying to sleep
true chad reaction

And mind you, dogs/human transmission is fat from a 100% or even 50% thing.

Like if you went to a doctor and said: “Doc, is it possible for a human to transmit COVID to a dog, who’d infect another dog, who’d infect a human?” He’d look at you, shrug and go “maaaaaybe?!”

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

A friend of mine who got doxed who's part of a far right organization had non-white women hitting him up all the time wanting to get pumped and dumped

The different races are all fetishizing each other and all are complaining about it.