DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"haha, wouldn't it be epic lulz if someone harassed a lolcow's wife at work, haha?"
If Frank was really going to hassle Phil, it will be a nearly impossible feat to accomplish. As soon as Phil hears that Frank is in his area, the Snort Fort will go into lock down mode with every meal being express DoorDash with household and Jasper pet supplies being delivered via some mobile app while Phil barricades himself in the office while nervously chewing on his hooves all throughout the night. Frank's best chance of hassling Phil is via an indirect method such as hassling Kat while she is at work. The amount of gold dust generated from such an event would last months, maybe even years.
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
Phil stated a month or 2 ago that he's only been to the city 3 times total despite living their for years. He's an extreme shut in loser. There was no reason for him to pack up and move across the country to Washington.
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Yeah it's baffling how unimaginative his brain works. Kat wants to visit Japan because of playing Yakuza games.
They are beyond simple.
Taxes in the west coast. He fucked that up

Incel Death Note said:
He still gets that shoepolish dye job and he's super sensitive about his patchy goatee. He's gonna hold onto every strand for as long as he can.
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On camera it's that little line that runs down the side of his mouth.
Perhaps Kat pencils that little worm on?
 
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Braowbun said:
Yeah it's baffling how unimaginative his brain works. Kat wants to visit Japan because of playing Yakuza games.
They are beyond simple.
Taxes in the west coast. He fucked that up
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I'm not sure what's so bad about wanting to visit Japan from playing Yakuza. Yeah, it's not an especially realistic representation of the country, but it's no different than seeing a country in a TV show or movie and being inspired to maybe visit some day. Of all the things to show they're simple people "lol dumb bitch liked a video game and wants to visit another country" isn't really one of them.
 
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Corpun said:
Has the Bison Hate Which Looks Nothing Like M. Bison's Hat ever made an appearance after the interview? I think he might have tossed it after they told him he looks like a retard in it nicely.

Also speaking of reading the room, I swear I recall that somehwere around the time he was being clipped on LiveStreamFails back in late 2022/2023 or whenever it happened DSP used some old reddit account he had to try and justify his behavior, trying to apply pignosis. I swear I remember this happening and that the account was confirmed as his based on how he was writing shit. Eventually he gave up arguing because even fucking Redditors understand how much of a scummy, shameless, and pathetic piece of shit Phil is.
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He broke it out on a desperation tip stream
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after his day off this week during the ‘Phil’s day off’ segment he mentioned this was his first day going out since before Christmas. He does not go out 52 days a year.
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He only has 1 day off a year! It just happens to be every week.
Mr. Brown said:
Frank Hassle wants to Hassle Phil.

I'm not going to lie, this would be funny.

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He should fly a drone outside his office window from a couple streets away.
marlintan said:
tweet deleted, try uploading a screenshot?
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It's still there. I just watched it.

Meanwhile:

And Phail gains a German phan impersonating @marlintan
Germantan
 
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marlintan said:
tweet deleted, try uploading a screenshot?
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The tweet loaded for me, and I downloaded the vid:
 
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Wodanaz said:
took five minutes looking through your post history. log off buddy, the hate will consume you.
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Its honestly embarrassing you are going through peoples comment histories like a redditor, but whats even more embarrassing is that you couldnt find a post that proved your point but went ahead and posted something out of context, that shows the opposite of what your saying, like a fat retard.

I know ballwashers lack any ability to understand nuance or basic reading comprehension, but the post you are quoting was me arguing against people saying a second paypal was proof of tax fraud and could lead to his bankruptcy being investigated. My whole point was that it wasnt proof, even if it was the government wouldnt give a shit, and his bankruptcy and taxes were two completely separate issues. So the whole line of reasoning was retarded but if they were so sure it was tax fraud they had an avenue to prove it was true. (which wouldnt work, obviously)

Honestly I see more hate from you ballwashers towards the average DSP enjoyer then I do from us towards DSP. If your going to be a ballwasher at least take pride in it and try to make it look like you dont huff paint fumes while waiting for dear leaders next post to jocky for the head ballwasher spot.

Balr0g said:
Just a reminder: in one of his stories about his past with girls he said a girl was flirting with him because she asked him nicely if he can get stuff for her or do some chores she didn't want to. Phil was always socially stunted his isolation since 2017-20018 has only made it worse. I mean cxome on this is the guy who was on top at one point and pissed it all away by calling people who gave him valid criticism "Fucking idiots"
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I love that story. Phil claims the manager called him in and said the girl was upset because DSP rejected her and she cried to the manager about it??? You just know he mistook light flirting to get him to do her work for actual interest, asked her out, got rejected, then concocted this whole story about how she was trying to ride his dick all summer and even management had to step in and tell her she was too fat and ugly for stud syde phil.

CaptainDeTractor said:
I’ll be honest, I’m legit interested in what THE catalyst was for this retard to drop out. It doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone that he did, but I’m damned curious to know what -the- final straw was.
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My tinfoil theory is that some whale paid him not to do it, thats usually what DSP means when true and hanest fans tell him something behind the scenes. Phil is such a delusional narc he thought the side scollers interview went well for days after until his retards and to explain to the king retard why it made him look bad. Its hard to see him being rational enough to have the forethought to understand this was a bad idea mid project, at least not without some po$itive persuasion. No idea why the pay pigs would pay to shut it down but maybe they were jelous Clum made it into the snort fort before they did or out of genuine concern for philson doing another interview that would make him look retarded.
 
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Pimpinator said:
so what happens to legit fans that aren't from the US who donate?

do they just get banned because Phil doesn't accept "third world currency" donations anymore?

edit: I bet his dumb ass spent money on WWE more than he could afford seriously thinking that he'd get paid in $ from those argentinan memberships
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Are you asking about Argentine Derich? Who actually has Argentine pesos in his mom's purse to spend? If this single Argentinian fan got themselves a membership, they'd be ok, but if they were to gift a single membership to another would likely get a lean in manual ban, more than a single gift would eat the ban instantly once the Argentine fiat was detected. There is no Argentine Derich so this would never apply though.
 
Mr. Brown said:
God damn it, apologies for not archiving.

It was a clip that @TJGamebox posted, perhaps he has it. Frank Hassle was calling Phil out saying he was going to visit him and his fat wife soon and Phil won't like it.

Frank has said this before so maybe nothing will come of it, but seeing Phil getting hassled would be extremely funny. I don't think he could handle that at all.
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Mr. Brown said:
No, he was talking about talking to Phil and harassing his wife while she's at work.
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Phil would hide in the Gouthouse and call the cops while Frank hammered at the door. And then once Frank was escorted away he'd act all macho and have material for 10 more pity streams.

Frank doesn't have very many points in speechcraft so even if he managed to predict and find Khet at work he'd fail the dialogue check and she'd hurry off, as fast as she could, to the bathroom or behind the counter where she could call the cops too.

So unless you're into footage of frank hammering at a door calling phil names, Or frank getting arrested or told off by cops, or at most frank yelling insults at Khet she goes to hide, or the endless streams of phil whining about this afterward not much will probably come of it.
 
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I'm beyond excited about the plot developments of the last few streams. The writers are finally blessing us with more of the mental decline -> insanity arc. They've been nothing but cock teases before, but I feel like we're really getting into it now. Today's prestream was absolutely unhinged and I'm elated.

It's hard to put into words of how much poorer DSPs mental state has become in comparison to 10-15 years ago, when he still had some kind of social life and interactions outside out of his fat momwife or cat (dentheads don't count). The hermit lifestyle and cultish isolation from "detractors" is really doing him in.
 
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"So number one, if you happen to see strupid trollbombs happening here... please ignore it, you're not going to see the popups on the screen for it - I already turned those off..." ⠀⠀⠀ 👀

 
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Incel Death Note said:
If you are from Argentina and gift subs in Phil's channel, you are a scammer and you will be banned. If you disagree with this policy, you will be banned.
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To be honest this makes me wish the country that offends Phil so much with this "scam" was Nigeria. Nigerian princes gift members to one Phil Burnell
 
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