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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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A thought just struck me looking at these. What if Technicality Tomlinson has struck again and we're all wrong saying he's making pepperoni from black children because he's actually making pupperoni from them? We need to find out how many stray dogs live in his area. It would be a great way to dispose of the evidence.
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I still laugh at some of his quotes from the original reddit thread.
"My hairline has not moved in twenty years, child. And yes, it is."
"Jon is dead, stalker. And you are mentally ill."
"I don't live in half a house, child. I live in a whole house. The other whole house I own is a duplicate of the one I live in, so living in it, too, would be redundant."
"No, child. It isn't. Nor is it half a house. It is a whole house."
"I don't make pepperonis, child. And I don't know anyone named "Nikki.
No, child. Everything you have said is a lie. Every word. Just like always."
"No, child. She wasn't.
No, child. He wasn't.
No, child. He isn't.
No, child. She isn't, and never was.
No, child. I didn't, and never will.
And somehow I sincerely doubt the last claim, child.
Quite literally everything you have ever claimed about me or my family has been demonstrably false. You wouldn't know a fact if it was running down your thighs. But yes, you most certainly are done here, and everywhere."
"I care about beating you. Which I have been able to do over, and over, and over again, because in addition to being losers, you're also undisciplined, self-destructive morons.
That's real fun, child."
"No, child. Those are not Star Wars toys. Those are custom models I scratch-built using craftsmanship learned over several decades of experience."
"And no, child. That is a British rock band that appeals to a wide range of music lovers.
The truth is you are a child, child. Denying it changes nothing."
"Yes, child. I invested $5k to get my twitter suspension overturned. That is true. I've since made it back as a result and then some."
"Sure, I have a few vanity pounds I could lose, and have been. That is not the same as being overweight or obese, child."
"Wrong as always, child. All of my views are those of a true and intellectually consistent conservative, and I most certainly do hold family values close."
"I don't shine shoes for money, child. I write books."
"Jon is dead, stalker. And you are mentally ill."
"I don't live in half a house, child. I live in a whole house. The other whole house I own is a duplicate of the one I live in, so living in it, too, would be redundant."
"No, child. It isn't. Nor is it half a house. It is a whole house."
"I don't make pepperonis, child. And I don't know anyone named "Nikki.
No, child. Everything you have said is a lie. Every word. Just like always."
"No, child. She wasn't.
No, child. He wasn't.
No, child. He isn't.
No, child. She isn't, and never was.
No, child. I didn't, and never will.
And somehow I sincerely doubt the last claim, child.
Quite literally everything you have ever claimed about me or my family has been demonstrably false. You wouldn't know a fact if it was running down your thighs. But yes, you most certainly are done here, and everywhere."
"I care about beating you. Which I have been able to do over, and over, and over again, because in addition to being losers, you're also undisciplined, self-destructive morons.
That's real fun, child."
"No, child. Those are not Star Wars toys. Those are custom models I scratch-built using craftsmanship learned over several decades of experience."
"And no, child. That is a British rock band that appeals to a wide range of music lovers.
The truth is you are a child, child. Denying it changes nothing."
"Yes, child. I invested $5k to get my twitter suspension overturned. That is true. I've since made it back as a result and then some."
"Sure, I have a few vanity pounds I could lose, and have been. That is not the same as being overweight or obese, child."
"Wrong as always, child. All of my views are those of a true and intellectually consistent conservative, and I most certainly do hold family values close."
"I don't shine shoes for money, child. I write books."
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Professional author, everybody.fat pat (rotund) said:
This Machine Milks Cows
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I've said this before, but for me its when he got into a Twitter slapfight with Mark Pellegrino aka Lucifer from Supernatural. For me this was the moment when I realized Fatrick is probably the closest thing we'll ever get to a universal lolcow.
I'm sure if you showed most cows to normies they wouldn't understand the appeal. I know people who saw early Chris-Chan and just thought it came across as a poor autistic kid getting bullied by the internet. Similarly if you showed them the average cow from the Beauty Parlour or the Rat Kings they'd just assume it was internet weirdos bullying them because they're fat and/or gay. Then there's cows like DSP/Rekieta/Ethan Ralph/Dax where I imagine most normies look at them and don't understand any appeal they might have.
But Fatrick? Basically everyone who interacts with him, who tries to honestly engage him on a topic and gets stalkered and childed in response immediately realisies that Fat is just an unlikeable retard who brings everything on himself. Hell how many times has he played the "most swatted man in the world card" only for normies to (rightfully) question why he then continues to engage with the people he thinks are literally trying to kill him until he flips out on them?
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Too late for that. I physically have to stop my self from saying “no child” or “stalker child” in mundane conversations. And even that makes me giggle.
I’m completely Patnotized
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It was reversed because:
1. The injunction was too broad
2. The judge effectively rewrote the petition just to score the win for the Plaintiffs based on no evidence at all.
Whether or not the Judge’s finding would be correct in some other context is immaterial to the fact that your example is a bad one.
…yes, statute criminalising threats indeed covers speech, fucking shocker.
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The pat/leslie saga is probably my favorite pat moment. She shares his politics and works in the same field and he just immediately tried to bully her for not accepting his word as ultimate truth. The pests won her over being calm and rational and a little silly cause she’s the same way and he’s been so assmad ever since. Following her around twitter threatening to end her career, pretending he has the connections to do so, stalking behind the block and trying to smear her to anyone who isn’t as assmad as he is, it’s incredible. And she just laughs at him, and he looks more deranged the longer he carries the grudge. Those are always my favorite updates. The absurdity of his rage juxtaposed with her bubbly nature just does it for me.
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Currently my favorite thing is the riffs. You can’t write better comedy
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I liked when he was seriously arguing with a redditor named "niggerrapist" or something like that if anyone has those screencaps plz post
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GET YOU PRISON SENTENCE!
No, child, you are not a nigger rapist.
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These are simply you're delusions. Your going to enjoy prison soon, stalker. Weight (He's fat, get it?) for the knock.
JustStopDude
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I don't think the pests had to do anything. Pat's own behavior alienates people.
If anything, when the pets start spamming shit, it ends up making Pat look somewhat like a victim.
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Fat spotted at FaggotCon next to some guy who looks like he's trying to decide between a trip to Turkey for a hair transplant and suicide, and leaning towards the latter.
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No stalker, that is not Patrick Tomlinson, that is Tatrick Pomlinson, his stepcousin twice removed. Enjoy prison, stalker child.
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The Prison Enjoyer saga was my personal favorite.
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