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[DankSmoker]

So how long until the ranch gets reviewed on Scuffed Realtor?

Nick Does those streams on Tuesday and Thursday.

Looking at the channel right now to double check, apparently watching old streams is now members only, something I'm just learning YouTube adopted. Respect lost.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Jesus fucking Christ the stains
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Burrito night must have been wicked also carpet in the bathroom?

 

[Weeb Slinger]

$300,000 is a steal for land so rich in the rare earth mineral Alpacium.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Given that its been inhabited by troon creatures for a long period of time, I'm guessing that the actual structure is unsalvageable and should be torn down. The land is littered with alpaca corpses, so that's another weeks long cleanup.
The location is good (small airport nearby), there's good trout fishing in the creeks a few kilometres up the road, and there's likely good hunting in the hills. The soil and climate are wholly unsuitable for crop farming and the winters are too harsh for most livestock. We (KiwiFarms) could easily rustle up enough money and buy this property after some extensive negotiations to knock down the price. The remainder would go towards the building demolition, cleanup effort, and corpse disposal.

I think raising a non-denominational church (all true Christians welcome to pray on Sundays) here would be a good idea. The church could generate its upkeep through weddings (and Lord forbid, funerals). It would placate the spirits of the poor dead animals (alpacas, chickens, goats, etc.), establish good relations with the local community, and it would make the troon creatures seeth and rage as we single Gospel music and praise the Lord. If this church plan does go ahead (Church of Christian Unity?) I will be happy to take up the violin again and learn all the necessary Gospel hymns, wedding songs, and funeral music. If we have enough money left over, we could get a piano too.

All in favor of the Church of Christian Unity, say Deus Vult!

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Wow only 309k for that beauty? And I get the privilege of fixing everything so it can actually be a house I can live in? Wow I might have to move the family To Colorado what’s that realtors number.

 

[Oxyjen]

All in favor of the Church of Christian Unity, say Deus Vult!

That’s a cult!

Vote for the Detransition convalescence therapy sanatorium instead.
The therapy is to till and nurture the defiled land and return it to fertile and green pasture.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

That’s a cult!

Vote for the Detransition convalescence therapy sanatorium instead.
The therapy is to till and nurture the defiled land and return it to fertile and green pasture.

It is Colorado.
That green pasture is going to be under 3+ ft of snow for 8-9 months of the year.
And who says the tentative Church of Christian Unity will not take care of the land?

 

[Jump]

Anyone have an MLS account? The attachment PDF's and disclosures must be interesting. I wonder if its actually the bank that paid for the clean out and is selling it.

I would also bet the septic system is completely failed. You they had way to many people there and you know they didn't have it maintained.
The water also needs to be tested with all the manure, 200+ dead livestock, and failed septic on the land. I wonder if there is a water test for HRT?

 

[Oxyjen]

It is Colorado.
That green pasture is going to be under 3+ ft of snow for 8-9 months of the year.
And who says the tentative Church of Christian Unity will not take care of the land?

C’mon man, you know where isolated religious sects always leads…. EUNUCHS! That’s how we got into this mess in the first place.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

the biggest a-log project: the kiwi ranch

 

[LiquidKid]

If people look up the address, will the see that it was once an alpaca concentration camp run by trannies? Bad history always makes property hard to sell in good location.
A ranch in a location like this just seems impossible to sell with that reputation

 

[stupid frog]

So how long until the ranch gets reviewed on Scuffed Realtor?

Nick does love those dome houses...

 

[Kheapathic]

Given that its been inhabited by troon creatures for a long period of time, I'm guessing that the actual structure is unsalvageable and should be torn down. The land is littered with alpaca corpses, so that's another weeks long cleanup.

I can't really tell with the listed pictures, but the pictures of the bathrooms (namely toilets) make me wonder how badly the domicile is designed; don't need to mention the toilet carpet, that's its own issue. But if you have a badly designed bathroom, it's gonna fucking bug you until you go crazy; then possibly moving stuff with pipes isn't easy or cheap. Throw in that bad electrical paneling, gives me questions about what's inside the walls. Then the septic system is another question too. Being rural and on a well, I'd look to implement some sort of grey water system to have some sort of in ground greenery. It'd probably be cheaper to tear down and build anew than fix everything... there's also a personal fear about what was left behind with the trash and what they all jerked off on. Flooding the place with bleach won't make those thoughts go away.

 

[Chromeo]

Wasn't there talk some time last year about buying a house to give the Farms a mailing address, or something? All I'm saying is, there's farm land for sale and we could literally have lolcows

 

[mindlessobserver]

All in favor of the Church of Christian Unity, say Deus Vult!

Sounds heretical. Will this church conform to the council of nicaea?

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Imagine creating a Kiwi Farms Stronghold on top of the Tranch.

There'd be a server barn with unlimited redundancies. The entrance will have a bronze statue of Null carrying a baby Alpaca. The larders will be stocked with Dill and Banana Peppers.

It'll be secured with machine gun nests.

A man can dream.

 

[Chickenpolar]

They had campers and shit but they really tried to have a commune in a 2 bedroom house? I thought it was at least 4 bedrooms+.

It's a miracle someone wasn't murdered.

Except for the poor alpacas. F

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

The realty photos do allow us a before and after comparison of the main living area of whatever you would call that dome building:

Every time I see their main space, the treadmill kills me. The idea that anyone doing actual ranch work needs extra cardio is comical. The idea that of all the belongings a fleeing troon seeking a new life decided needed to come with them, they chose a giant fucking treadmill, makes it even better. And then you remember that they were under constant power issues, and that treadmills use a fuckton of juice. The elliptical behind it has all the same problems 'cept it "might" be self powered.

I wonder if they finally sold the things or just binned 'em - its not hard to move second hand exercise equipment, as long as you're not expecting anywhere near MSRP. You'd want to give 'em a good wipedown regardless of the troonstink, and otherwise it'd probably be fine.

If people look up the address, will the see that it was once an alpaca concentration camp run by trannies? Bad history always makes property hard to sell in good location.
A ranch in a location like this just seems impossible to sell with that reputation

Maybe, but most of the kinds of folks that this sort of property appeals to would be exceedingly unlikely to spend hours reading hundreds of pages of tranchery. This ain't the sort of place the terminally online would live, we've already seen what happens if they try.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

What did you guys vote for in the poll up top? I chose KiwiFarms Milita, The Elusive Earl, and Kindness. Not any person named Kindness, just Kindness in general.

 

[greenthrowaway]

For Sale? Should be a fucking superfund site.