Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that Nick is openly admitting that Rumble has gone radio silent on him suggests that he knows he’s in trouble and is trying to control the narrative about it. Seems he’s preparing to downplay an eventual failure to renew as “just one of those things” and feigning nonchalance.

Nick looked genuinely anxious when he admitted he’s still waiting to hear back from them on the “logistics” of the “negotiation.” Sober streams couldn’t have had more ideal timing.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I can't for the life of me understand why all these non-practicing internet celebrities think Jersh gives a shit about their criticism in the first place.

There's a facet of personality (OCEAN) called agreeableness. It's essentially how responsive you are to peer pressure, that pressure you feel when everyone is doing X thing and you're doing Y. We've evolved to second-guess ourselves when the herd is going the other direction. I'm sure agreeableness is an important survival skill that was very useful when we were running away from Wooly Mammoths or whatever, but a complete lack of agreeableness is useful in its own way.

Jersh is possibly one of the least agreeable people on earth.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Ethan Ralph was illegally restreaming the NFL playoff game between Kansas City and Buffalo on something called RobotStreamer.

After Ralph's team came back to win the game, Ralph announced his intent to masturbate over his daughter's grandfathers' grave after his eventual death. He repeatedly claimed that Nick Rekieta had told him it was legal for him to do this, screaming things like "Nick Rekieta told me I could cum on your grave".

It's not clear whether Ralph was claiming to have been directly provided with legal advice by Nick Rekieta or whether he was referencing Nick's previous on-stream defending of grave desecration in the incident with Riley and Eric July's ancestor's grave.

Tagging @elb for this sound legal advice bit.

Archive in case you wanna clip something together yourself, Ralph first mentions Rekieta at around 10:24:
https://vods2.odysee.live/odysee-replays/aa037761e502fa502996976755ec0377eb6ba155/1705891464.mp4

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[Get the rope Macaulay!]

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Nick looked genuinely anxious when he admitted he’s still waiting to hear back from them on the “logistics” of the “negotiation.”

So he really doesn't understand he's "an employee" in all but name; That him not renewing his contract just means he's working without getting paid? Imagine working a court case and just hoping your client pays you at some point but waiting for them to bring it up. Hey Nicky, there's a reason strippers ask for the money before the lapdance, if they forgot the client would take full advantage of it.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Was his Sunday stream because he missed a sponsor read? Am I making this up?

Speaking of sponsors; has anyone been superchatting him to read promo for their brands? Such as the teaman and some other cbd, delta 9, w/e thing?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Short answer, yes.
My understanding is that he has (had?) a contract with Locals but it seems to be tied to Rumble. I have no idea if the Locals was/will be renewed, haven’t seen much discussion on it

Here’s a short of him discussing the Locals contract, if that helps

He was obligated to do 3 post-shows per week (according to him) as part of the Rumble contract. LOCALS contract was separate, and AFAIK, just that they would collect the money from his community subs and then give it bac to him, so that they could report it as revenue.

14 streams a month, ant a 1 hour switch-over from YT were the other 2 points he revealed. It ran January 2023 for a year, per his own video clip I posted here.

Interesting. I really don't know why he agreed to the locals post shows, especially when he already signed the Rumble contract. I saw him complain about how he hates doing them because he's always exhausted after streaming, so I always wonder why he would do them. Not to mention nearly all of the embarrassing clips of him come now from those kitchen/hot tub ramblings. Seems like he just decided to make a needless problem for himself. If he is renegotiating, that seems like the #1 priority.

 

[AnOminous]

people truely forget Daxipad just used the exact same playbook and everyone was fine with it because we all hated maddox that much, even his "of course i want to see him destroyed, gee ain't i a stinker" thing he did with July where Nick and null and everyone else on his side played damage control.

I've never hated Maddox, just thought he was a giant sperglord, and his lolsuit was hilariously bad, even by drunken lawyer standards. He was literally suing over being called a cuck. Amazingly, it turned out he actually did have legitimate grounds for a lawsuit, but he didn't sue over that shit. He sued over completely frivolous, non-actionable shit. That's why it was funny.

For fucks sake he did the same shit with the simptexts and it took PPP to knock some sense into the people here.

It also wasn't anything PPP said that convinced anyone about that. PPP is a giant sperg who constantly makes shit up. It was Dax's response that convinced everyone he was a cow. The simp texts weren't even all that interesting except in bringing out Dax's inability to take any kind of joke at his own expense.

I'm still waiting the fun part, myself. He keeps mentioning this, but I've yet to see anything "fun" about late night cope sessions and alcoholic whinging.

Funny how these terminal alcoholics and substance abusers insist they're all about the fun when they look like pallid ghosts and are the most miserable, whining, complaining sons of bitches you ever saw in your life.

Nick, my dude. If you are STILL waiting for Rumble to contact you about SETTING UP the part where you start discussing the contract...that's a bad sign. They are in no hurry whatsoever to work with you if you still don't even know the circumstances around HAVING the conversation in the first place.

Is this the corporate version of a chick fucking a guy for six months but he hasn't shown her off to his friends? PROTIP: they aren't that into you Nick.

 

[Strix454]

Interesting. I really don't know why he agreed to the locals post shows, especially when he already signed the Rumble contract.

Locals was a way for Nick to make alot of additional money. To get people to pay for locals, the streamer has to provide content and engagement that is both unique to locals and of sufficient value to the audience. To do it right, you have to spend dedicated time on chat engagement, create additional streaming content specifically for locals and do stuff that makes the audience think they are getting something special.

But shortly after he started his locals, Nick took a look at the work required to do locals right and said "I'm not doing that". And he effectively killed his own locals. He has to do the required content (for now), but he has made it clear that he really doesn't want to do locals at all. Just like he doesn't want to bridge shows from youtube and just like he doesn't care about superchats anymore.

What Nick wants is to be paid a big wage by Rumble for streaming a given set of hours in exchange for him putting in no effort whatsoever. The whole idea of "working" is kind of a mystery to Nick.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Locals is the same model as Gumroad for Null or whatever the Kino Casino people do. Or Daily Wire memberships. You take your most dedicated fans and hook them to support you. Except Nick doesn't realise that he's providing a service and not hanging out with his worshipful masses, so instead of providing something people might wish to consume he turned it into a weird after-hours club of gross middle-aged people being degenerate. Then he lost interest entirely.

 

[AltisticRight]

Someone just discovered the sharpening and clarity sliders in whatever trash phone he uses.
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[genericwhitemale]

null and everyone else on his side played damage control. For fucks sake he did the same shit with the simptexts and it took PPP to knock some sense into the people here.

The NP2 Simpspiracy was gayfabe. I still don't know why you people believe it nearly 4 years later.

 

[Chibitzen]

Imagine, getting ghosted by your business "pardna's"!

Or, much more likely, they sent him an email, but he doesn't check his email, and his account usually rejects mail because the inbox is beyond full.

Any way you slice it, HOW EMBARRASING!

Kurt and him will soon have a lot more in common. Poorly executed halfwit plans, an Inbox full of rejection notices and catfish, all grounded upon the buckets of rage they regularly subject their audience to.

Except I think even Kurt comes out looking more self-aware than even Rekieta will. Kurt is more accustomed to rejection.

Rekieta is still in denial about the level of damage he has not only done to his own brand but to himself, via alcohol. So much so, it's practically become a meme.

 

[Annealing Crater]

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I hope Nick's hairline makes a million dollars.

 

[Swole McPole]

After Ralph's team came back to win the game, Ralph announced his intent to masturbate over his daughter's grandfathers' grave after his eventual death. He repeatedly claimed that Nick Rekieta had told him it was legal for him to do this, screaming things like "Nick Rekieta told me I could cum on your grave".

Hugely optimistic of Ralph to think he's going to outlive Harry Morris. My money would be on Harry -- all day, every day. He''s not living in a third world shithole, consuming drugs and alcohol for dollars like a performer in a Tijuana donkey show.

 

[Chibitzen]

I think the Balldo Brigade has a script they are given when defending Nick. Because the "he didn't do what you told him to" line was hurled at me by Spectre and a few others when I started to become critical of Nick. It's uncanny how much Ralph sounds like that here.

His Creator friends are no different. Their mirroring technique is based upon self-preservation. Not only does it validate them with his audience, but by unironically defending Nick, they push the light further away from themselves to a more squishy target. Nick is so narcissistic, he takes bait like a champ which makes him a fantastic meat shield. It feeds into his victim mentality, which makes him feel good (at least in the short term). So not only do they have a convenient ally, but one that gladly takes most of the shots because he thrives off the extra attention. Even if it is corrosive towards him. It's win-win.

 

[AnOminous]

The whole idea of "working" is kind of a mystery to Nick.

So. You mean. I put in effort. To provide something. Of value? And then they. Pay me. Money? That sounds. Like a really. Faggoty. Idea. Why. Don't they. Just give me. Money. For being me? Like. My parents.

*smugfaces and eats a single Dorito*

 

[I'm not a Robot]

I ended up on Law&Crime as a result of the algorithm and they were sponsored by Attorney Tom

 

[Oliver Onions]

This made me laugh.
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What in God's name is Nick trying to say here? That if you don't constantly fawn over your wife every day other men are going to attempt to have an affair with her? I knew it was going to be bad when it started with 'those redpill guys are right about a lot of stuff' but jeez-o Nick.

This man's brain has been completely rotted by being terminally online (and also the alcoholism).

The art for TDS is so shit now. Is Vito doing it?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Someone just discovered the sharpening and clarity sliders in whatever trash phone he uses.
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Nicks haircut is embarrasing for more than one reason. One, he is exposing his balding hairline. Two, this is a very immature style for a man in his 40s. Plus his expression looks pained and full of insecurity. Have some pride and dignity, Nick.

His hair color and general complexion looks better though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That selfie is the most compelling evidence yet that a troon arc or bisexual closet eviction is imminent. Holy fuck, have some dignity.