Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Supposing Nick's rumble subs aren't fake and faggotry, wouldn't the fact that his youtube subs are going down means his rumble subs are increasing from...native rumble accounts? His main job in the contract is to bring in people from outside (youtube) and convert them into rumble viewers so he seems to be failing at his main objective?

I find it highly unrealistic that people find him on youtube, like his shit content and then decide to skip right ahead to signing up to rumble and subbing to him. He's been doing the switch but he hasn't been going that hard on "fuck youtube, just go with rumble" on his audience since the time he got banned, no?

 

[Señora Airi]

Is it really that long ago, that if your parents said you’d go to church, you’d fucking go, no matter if you felt like it or not?

Shoot, if there's a baby or kid acting up in the church, the parent would usually just step outside to talk or give the baby a breather, then come back in for the rest of mass/liturgy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Quick question: are the Locals post-streams a requirement with his rumble contract? I thought they were just something he did randomly, but I remember someone or Nick himself saying they were part of it. Am I wrong? That doesn't seem to make any sense if it is the case. Can someone fill me in?

He was obligated to do 3 post-shows per week (according to him) as part of the Rumble contract. LOCALS contract was separate, and AFAIK, just that they would collect the money from his community subs and then give it bac to him, so that they could report it as revenue.

14 streams a month, ant a 1 hour switch-over from YT were the other 2 points he revealed. It ran January 2023 for a year, per his own video clip I posted here.

 

[AltisticRight]

New soyjak, the Balldojak.

 

[Captain Manning]

Regardless, I hope he makes a million dollars

Noooo Elissa child! It is YOU who you will make a million dollars!

Enjoy clipping!

I find it highly unrealistic that people find him on youtube, like his shit content and then decide to skip right ahead to signing up to rumble and subbing to him.

I find it highly improbable that anybody would be unsubbing him to him on Youtube if his content is so great and his Rumble numbers were reality (have I mentioned he's actually doing worse than Mersh even by Rumble's own metrics? I have? Seveal times now?).

Like okay, you have to sub to Rumble if you want the full show. That's Rumble trying to draw people to the site by saying Nick needs to do a portion of each show on Youtube still. I get that. But why unsub from his Youtube channel at all? Just sub to both.

I think the whole wanting to get out of the Youtube obligation is him realizing that Youtube sub and view numbers reflect the bitter reality, whereas Rumble will make him seem like he's doing better than he actually is to entice investors.

 

[Chibitzen]

Yes. He has represented having two separate contracts between Locals and Rumble though.

Regardless, I hope he makes a million dollars

He had to make sure he looked extra employed, though. "See! Somebody wants me! Look at all that free pixelated pussy I'm getting in my Locals!"... I always thought Rumble stepped in because the PR at the time == more signups. If it turned out to be profitable for the longterm, then it's a win-win.

Rekieta is a neverending moneypit, however, and almost by his own words he's admitted he's unemployable since he's no longer willing to comply to the simplest of employer needs. It might've looked easy to him in the beginning when the Lawtube community was waiting on him hand and foot. His little crew of miscreants would do his bidding and give him all the free advertising and hype he could ever need on social media and Rekieta himself could let loose (finally!) and "just have fun".

I'm still waiting the fun part, myself. He keeps mentioning this, but I've yet to see anything "fun" about late night cope sessions and alcoholic whinging. Even his overrated car gives way for new reasons to seethe. It's like his life choices suck or something and he keeps paying the consequences for it. Strange.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick is a more spineless and effeminate ‘Pearly Things’, a ‘Pearly Slime’ perhaps.

Pearly Necklace.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick, my dude. If you are STILL waiting for Rumble to contact you about SETTING UP the part where you start discussing the contract...that's a bad sign. They are in no hurry whatsoever to work with you if you still don't even know the circumstances around HAVING the conversation in the first place.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick, my dude. If you are STILL waiting for Rumble to contact you about SETTING UP the part where you start discussing the contract...that's a bad sign. They are in no hurry whatsoever to work with you if you still don't even know the circumstances around HAVING the conversation in the first place.

February will be kino

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick, my dude. If you are STILL waiting for Rumble to contact you about SETTING UP the part where you start discussing the contract...that's a bad sign. They are in no hurry whatsoever to work with you if you still don't even know the circumstances around HAVING the conversation in the first place.

Imagine, getting ghosted by your business "pardna's"!

Or, much more likely, they sent him an email, but he doesn't check his email, and his account usually rejects mail because the inbox is beyond full.

Any way you slice it, HOW EMBARRASING!

 

[Anticipointment]

Despite “sober January”, Nick’s schedule has still been erratic. He’s griped many times about night shows because now that the kids are older they can be left with the nanny or babysitter & Nick & Kayla can enjoy the nightlife Nick says they’ve been deprived of when the kids were smaller. So he wants to do less/ shorter night shows & then make up for it by doing some daytime / afternoon shows as well.

This is needlessly chaotic & perplexing. They still have kids in school that are supposedly “homeschooled” despite excessive driving. If both parents are out at night more, when do they sleep? Who is caring for the kids while they are both constantly out or sleeping in the day? Nick pays lip service to “family life” while contriving of a schedule that allows him, & now Kayla, to avoid the kids as much as possible. How is, for example, a few Friday or Saturday nights out a month not enough for a couple? They need several weeknights out now too?

It is irritating when people think older children don’t need parents & are left to fend for themselves. With unlimited booze in the house & personal devices with unrestricted internet access; not ideal.

 

[The Snail]

I decided to swing by Twitter and see how Nick's old friends over at FNT are doing. Gary, aka Nerdrotic, had Vivek Ramaswamy, a man who many consider to be one of the top choices Trump has for his VP pick, on his show. Boy, if only Nick didn't didn't burn that bridge with Gary in favor of that of Juju the Cow. He could've raked in the superchats and gotten a lot of clout and eyes on him. Oh well. Pour yourself another drink Nick. Will help with the cope.

You don’t understand. Nick talking to Dick about how easily they would take dick is just way more interesting, and funnier, because it’s just funny. His new 20 gorillian 50 year rumble contract (that definitely will be renegotiated) will make up for everything.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ethan Ralph was illegally restreaming the NFL playoff game between Kansas City and Buffalo on something called RobotStreamer.

After Ralph's team came back to win the game, Ralph announced his intent to masturbate over his daughter's grandfathers' grave after his eventual death. He repeatedly claimed that Nick Rekieta had told him it was legal for him to do this, screaming things like "Nick Rekieta told me I could cum on your grave".

It's not clear whether Ralph was claiming to have been directly provided with legal advice by Nick Rekieta or whether he was referencing Nick's previous on-stream defending of grave desecration in the incident with Riley and Eric July's ancestor's grave.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ethan Ralph was illegally restreaming the NFL playoff game between Kansas City and Buffalo on something called RobotStreamer.

After Ralph's team came back to win the game, Ralph announced his intent to masturbate over his daughter's grandfathers' grave after his eventual death. He repeatedly claimed that Nick Rekieta had told him it was legal for him to do this, screaming things like "Nick Rekieta told me I could cum on your grave".

It's not clear whether Ralph was claiming to have been directly provided with legal advice by Nick Rekieta or whether he was referencing Nick's previous on-stream defending of grave desecration in the incident with Riley and Eric July's ancestor's grave.

Oh, he's absolutely given direct legal advice to Ralph before. It would not shock me in the slightest if it came out he is again.

I dunno if I need to recount it here, or whether most people already know/remember. The short short version is he entered into an attorney-client relationship with Ralph over the Faith sex tape (obligatory ) while publicly feigning ignorance as to what was going on with Ralph, or even that he was in a relationship with Ralph he couldn't talk about. That included lying to me when I asked him about Ralph. It was fucking infuriating.

But honestly, now? I'd be happy if Ralph and Nick are talking legal stuff. Or even if Ralph is applying or misapplying the July/Riley stuff to his situation. Ralph should take all of Nick's legal advice. That surely won't backfire for either of them.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[AltisticRight]

But honestly, now? I'd be happy if Ralph and Nick are talking legal stuff.

To be honest, I'd rather take ChatGPT over the legal advice of a non-practicing lawyer.

I would trust his words on cuckodry, swinging, and bull resorts though.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

the only nuance you’re missing is this is nothing new because Nick did the same with Maddox way back when by sending him cease and desists, spreading the lies Dax told him, until sponsors dropped from Maddox’s network. This is all okay because Nick was only joking and it’s the “funniest thing in the world”

people truely forget Daxipad just used the exact same playbook and everyone was fine with it because we all hated maddox that much, even his "of course i want to see him destroyed, gee ain't i a stinker" thing he did with July where Nick and null and everyone else on his side played damage control. For fucks sake he did the same shit with the simptexts and it took PPP to knock some sense into the people here.

Nick, my dude. If you are STILL waiting for Rumble to contact you about SETTING UP the part where you start discussing the contract...that's a bad sign. They are in no hurry whatsoever to work with you if you still don't even know the circumstances around HAVING the conversation in the first place.

now that you mentioned it, Nick is probably assuming Rumble will contact him because back in 2022 they were probably annoying the fuck out of him about joining on, pesting him and talking about a massive contract. So this leads us to 3 bad conclusions 1. Nick assumes they'll act just like they did when he was a new sign up at the height of his fame and their investor money 2. Nick already reached out and they did a "we'll call you" and nick's stupid enough to not get the social cue 3. Nick is so bad at communicating they already reached out and he never responded to the email.

I'm honestly shocked, Nick cares that little about the money that Rumble could straight up leaving him hanging all year and essentially get a 2 for 1 deal on the fucker? the broke Rekieta arc can't come fast enough

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

BREAKING BALLDO NEWS!

 

[Captain Manning]

Bit of an addendum to @Balldo's Gate post. @AltisticRight submitted to happenings that the ceasefire between Null and Ethan Ralph, fostered after Ralph left AF's orbit, is now over, and Ralph is back to calling Null a pedophile.

The reason?

Null is being honest about Dax and Rekieta.

Who could have possibly seen THAT coming?

I think the Balldo Brigade has a script they are given when defending Nick. Because the "he didn't do what you told him to" line was hurled at me by Spectre and a few others when I started to become critical of Nick. It's uncanny how much Ralph sounds like that here.

I guess there are an awful lot of people mad that Nick isn't doing what they want. Or... OR... hear me out here... it could just be that an awful lot of people realize Nick is fucking retard and simply don't want to pretend otherwise anymore.

BREAKING BALLDO NEWS!

The execution method in question?

Death... by Snu Snu BALLDO!

Nick will argue that it is perfectly humane and, in fact, its how he would like to die. Preferably, the procedure should involve a well sculped Jamaican man.

(Actually, I'm guessing he's gonna be discussing Nitrogen inhalation. Apparently, Alabama is planning to use it as a method).

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I think the Balldo Brigade has a script they are given when defending Nick. Because the "he didn't do what you told him to" line was hurled at me by Spectre and a few others when I started to become critical of Nick. It's uncanny how much Ralph sounds like that here.

I can't for the life of me understand why all these non-practicing internet celebrities think Jersh gives a shit about their criticism in the first place.

 

[PULL UP]

February will be kino

the broke Rekieta arc can't come fast enough

Looking forward to the inevitable "Oh my gosh dude I just lost it all, I can't believe it. I'm not even joking man. I hate my life"