Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pat has predicted all this, you know…
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You have been instructed many many times to listen to his predictions. Failure to do so is felony upsetty, Stalker.
 
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Fat spotted at FaggotCon next to some guy who looks like he's trying to decide between a trip to Turkey for a hair transplant and suicide, and leaning towards the latter.
That would be John Scalzi, if I'm not mistaken. He is the original twitter childer AFAIK. Jennifer is his sometime skinwalker. He sat next to Jennifer for the same reason moderately pretty girls hang out with ugly ones. Michael is the one who posted the photo on facebook, but is not the person in the photo?
 
I don’t know what it is, but every time i check his twitter replies and see “stalker” or “child” it’s incredibly funny to me. Is this Pat-nosis?
Don't worry, soon you'll randomly see "child" in public and will laugh out loud for no reason.
I've already mentioned that I have told my cat to "wait for the knock" before.

Patrick is the only reason I know what GenCon is. I have played D&D several times with friends but it's only a passing social event for me. Today someone IRL said that they have always really wanted to go to GenCon and I thought to myself, "but that's where Fatrick went that one time?! Dumbass."

Coincidentally this was the same person that mentioned the film American Beauty in my presence, which is a Rackets "meme" for those unfamiliar. I didn't know it existed before Rackets started talking about it.

Pattern recognition? Synchronicity? We'll never know.
 
Pattern recognition? Synchronicity? We'll never know.
It is known to theoretical lolcow physicists as "the Dimensional Merge" where lolcows and farmers have certain strange reality distortion effects caused by latent autism field distortions. It's not a widely accepted theory, but it's slowly gaining traction.
 
Yesterday was the 4th anniversary of the thread, what are your fav moments of Patty the Fatty throughout the years (be it before or after the thread was made)? Mine are, in no particular order: The Micropenis Flash Incident, Gay Masturbation porn piece and "I am not in your gay porn, stalker, these are just your delusions again", "You aren't my toilet, stalker" (I think it's one of the best Patposting and Patquotes to date), the day Pig was ordered to pay Quasi and Pat's quotes turned into AI songs.
The Andrew Court hearing will always be top tier for me. Nothing beats getting to hear Pat try to explain this bizarre situation to a completely normal, uninformed judge, his tough guy act completely absent in person as the judge tells him how retarded this whole situation is.
 
Pat has predicted all this, you know…
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You have been instructed many many times to listen to his predictions. Failure to do so is felony upsetty, Stalker.
He's pointing to some tweet from a few weeks ago? Not like, any from the last nearly two years where DeSantis trailed Trump in the polls? This is like bragging about your prediction in the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of a 30 point blowout. "Who totally called this? This guy. :smug:"
 
Don't worry, soon you'll randomly see "child" in public and will laugh out loud for no reason.
Honestly it's ruined S.T.A.L.K.E.R for me. Can't even think about it unless there's an "enjoy prison" afterwards.
That would be John Scalzi, if I'm not mistaken. He is the original twitter childer AFAIK. Jennifer is his sometime skinwalker. He sat next to Jennifer for the same reason moderately pretty girls hang out with ugly ones. Michael is the one who posted the photo on facebook, but is not the person in the photo?
Not related to Mike Scalzi is he?
 
there's no such thing as 'cheeki breeki', child, only your drunken hallucinations. this is how you've chosen to end your life. enjoy the anomaly.
It's not an anomaly, stalker, it's shitty garden furniture assembled by a fat idiot. You're just loopy from the gas leak that is his second, better wife.
 
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