🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Alizarin Crimson]

5.10am tank time. Tay has got a hammer and nails and is nailing the barricade into the bunk while Fatty is in the gooncave, properly trapping him.

 

[filthypenguin]

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5.10am tank time. Tay has got a hammer and nails and is nailing the barricade into the bunk while Fatty is in the gooncave, properly trapping him.

He woke up due to a GAY GUY ALERT and he's freaked the fuck out.

Ben lets him out, and he hides in the bathroom.

In possibly the funniest producer bit in the show, Ben poses with a board and a hammer in front of the door as Fatty opens it, and runs away.

TTS / Dunyay convince him (with no effort required) that it was Oliver. Chris is crying.

 

[Snod]

He could have punched his way out.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

 

[Jobama]

Fatty had a meltdown after he realized he was trapped. He looked like he was having a panic attack but Ben fortunately let him out.

French soldier stuck in trench during German artillery strike (1915 colorized)

Ben then stood in front of the bathroom door, holding a piece of wood to make it look like he was going to trap him.


Neptunian

 

[popnloch ness monster]

heem gone

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Here's my recording of Fatty's reaction and Ben letting him out. Sadly I missed the start where he was screaming and banging on the bookshelf. The farms also won't let me upload video locally right now, it's failing when it hits 100% so apologies about that.

https://gofile.io/d/TnUjBe

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Production may have fucked up, outing one of their other Production Accounts (note that TTS is off)

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Production may have fucked up, outing one of their other Production Accounts (note that TTS is off)
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I feel like Bigfatstinkypoop was one of Trish's paypiggies at one point. I remember her reading that name out for some fishtoys she got

 

[Aidan]

Fatty being locked up is probably the highlight of the season for me so far. Tayleigh slid an entire shelf to cover the exit well before she even had a hammer and he slept. She got a hammer from Jet and properly sealed him in. The series of events... he woke up, rolled over, tried to sleep, checked the exit and saw a shelf block it, closed the door, secured the locks so no one could open it, and tried to sleep. TTS/SFX bothered him enough to try to leave and then reality set in along with a panic attack.

Ben freed him, checked on him in the bathroom, then pretended he was sealing him in there. Fatty made some comfort food while pouting and as soon as it was done was in a good mood, jumping into evil villain plotting, to include an autistic monologue.
As I typed this he referenced Jojo, Ace Attorney, Sonic, Blue Exorcist, and probably things that didn't register with me at all.

Then he starts throwing stuff from the bar, sees a loose pack of cigarettes and says "Loose pack of ciggies... cold pack of ciggies... cold pack of ciggies...." before placing them in the bar fridge.

Actual ogre.

Production may have fucked up, outing one of their other Production Accounts (note that TTS is off)
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Checking old chat logs I have, this account is listed as "admin: false" whereas accounts like Jet and Mints are "admin: true." I suspect they have a decent number of fakes they use throughout. This sort of thing will make it difficult to determine how much the show actually makes, but it guarantees that they didn't make as much as it would seem. I am sure the show is profitable but doubt it's going to meet expectations.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Fatty attempts to question Greg on who sealed him in the goon cave. Greg is having none of it and brushes him off immediately, saying he doesn't care, doesn't know and wants to go to sleep.

Fatty then sits down at the bar, and starts larping as a supervillain about how he's going to get revenge. During this speech he leans over to grab something and farts, and then Jet plays the fart SFX while he is still rambling. Eventually I stopped recording because I realized he would keep going forever. 10 minutes later he's still rambling, he loves that the attention is all on him again.

Archive:

https://gofile.io/d/40jg2h

 

[bonkbonkbonk]

They're keeping trish around because sam very obviously wants to fuck her. Another one to add to the rogues gallery of scorned women in the future.

Is this projection?

Did you notice how many tokens people have spent to either to shit talk her, encourage her, or e-rizz her up? If anything, its cause shes a cash cow. If he wanted to fuck her, why not kick her and have her sleep over for a few days?

These acscribed motives are weird

 

[banquet]

Late but Fatty being freed from the gooncave

 

[filthypenguin]

Is this projection?

Did you notice how many tokens people have spent to either to shit talk her, encourage her, or e-rizz her up? If anything, its cause shes a cash cow. If he wanted to fuck her, why not kick her and have her sleep over for a few days?

These acscribed motives are weird

I feel like Bigfatstinkypoop was one of Trish's paypiggies at one point. I remember her reading that name out for some fishtoys she got

Looks like maybe she wasn't a cash cow.

 

[The Tall Man]

It was Frank and Dounye. I don't know what happened with his contacts but if they got in the toilet they're goners. AIDS house COVID house PINKEYE house

The Wiggers really need to get Shinji a pair of glasses, this is just hurting the show.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Here's my recording of Fatty's reaction and Ben letting him out. Sadly I missed the start where he was screaming and banging on the bookshelf. The farms also won't let me upload video locally right now, it's failing when it hits 100% so apologies about that.

https://gofile.io/d/TnUjBe

Fatty attempts to question Greg on who sealed him in the goon cave. Greg is having none of it and brushes him off immediately, saying he doesn't care, doesn't know and wants to go to sleep.

Fatty then sits down at the bar, and starts larping as a supervillain about how he's going to get revenge. During this speech he leans over to grab something and farts, and then Jet plays the fart SFX while he is still rambling. Eventually I stopped recording because I realized he would keep going forever. 10 minutes later he's still rambling, he loves that the attention is all on him again.

Archive:

https://gofile.io/d/40jg2h

Use archive.org next time, gofile sucks for archiving stuff. Or better yet, fix your OBS setting. Your clips' bitrate is way too high and they definitely don't need to be at 1080p/60 fps.

 

[Pathos]

Previous Endorsement Stats are linked below

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17557698

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

Stats as of 1/22/24 8:30AM EST

1st Shinji- 10498 -

2nd LubeCooch - 7396 -

3rd Tayleigh- 6133 -

Freeloaders (unranked):

Mr. Beast -1001

- Chris - 641

Dumbgay -482

Oliver Gay -269


Eliminations:

Trisha Militia, it is with great regret that I must inform you that as of 1/22/24, Trisha has been eliminated from the competition and converted to FreeLoader. I have converted to Shinji clan and encourage you all to do the same. Godspeed.

Spoiler: Everything ElseHellhouse Obituary

Alex - 1/21/24 - Cause: Tentative

Frank - 1/21/24 - Retired - Cause: Advil Induced Heart Attack

Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Tai - 1/12/24 - Retired - Cause: Turned into AI TTS

Britney - 1/14/24 - KO - Cause: Cerebral Hemorrhaging due to head on collision with blunt object

Ali - 1/14/24 - KO - Death from Exposure

Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!

Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.

Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I have converted to Shinji clan and encourage you all to do the same. Godspeed.

The Brotherhood welcomes all militia veterans with open arms. welcome home.

 

[King George III]

After stewing on the couch like a retard, Fatty goes upstairs for a "school challenge" (made up bullshit) and wakes up all the Fish. All but TJ essentially tell him to fuck off. Once downstairs, Ben tells TJ that Fatty needs to be darker and to cover him in mud. TJ, a complete fucking retard, doesn't know how to make mud, so Ben has to come upstairs and berate him and make him start the mud making over again. Eventually TJ has something of a mud mixture (still wrong) and commences the mudening. After bit later Ben comes back and tells TJ to stop with the mud and go back to using the fake tan. All the while, the architect of this chaos sleeps soundly on the couch upstairs. TJ is a bitch and I love Tay.

Spoiler

 

[sum ting wong]

I didn't want anybody to win but Tay trapping Fatty has won me over. TFD