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Your date format needs to enjoy prison, mistake child.Pat has predicted all this, you know…
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You have been instructed many many times to listen to his predictions. Failure to do so is felony upsetty, Stalker.
That would be John Scalzi, if I'm not mistaken. He is the original twitter childer AFAIK. Jennifer is his sometime skinwalker. He sat next to Jennifer for the same reason moderately pretty girls hang out with ugly ones. Michael is the one who posted the photo on facebook, but is not the person in the photo?View attachment 5654518
Fat spotted at FaggotCon next to some guy who looks like he's trying to decide between a trip to Turkey for a hair transplant and suicide, and leaning towards the latter.
"No, Child. You couldn't be nigger rapist. I am. I have the pepperoni and skeletons in my basement to prove it."No, child, you are not a nigger rapist.
I get what you're saying but who would be who in this situation?He sat next to Jennifert for the same reason moderately pretty girls hang out with ugly ones
I don’t know what it is, but every time i check his twitter replies and see “stalker” or “child” it’s incredibly funny to me. Is this Pat-nosis?
I've already mentioned that I have told my cat to "wait for the knock" before.Don't worry, soon you'll randomly see "child" in public and will laugh out loud for no reason.
It is known to theoretical lolcow physicists as "the Dimensional Merge" where lolcows and farmers have certain strange reality distortion effects caused by latent autism field distortions. It's not a widely accepted theory, but it's slowly gaining traction.Pattern recognition? Synchronicity? We'll never know.
The Andrew Court hearing will always be top tier for me. Nothing beats getting to hear Pat try to explain this bizarre situation to a completely normal, uninformed judge, his tough guy act completely absent in person as the judge tells him how retarded this whole situation is.Yesterday was the 4th anniversary of the thread, what are your fav moments of Patty the Fatty throughout the years (be it before or after the thread was made)? Mine are, in no particular order: The Micropenis Flash Incident, Gay Masturbation porn piece and "I am not in your gay porn, stalker, these are just your delusions again", "You aren't my toilet, stalker" (I think it's one of the best Patposting and Patquotes to date), the day Pig was ordered to pay Quasi and Pat's quotes turned into AI songs.
He's pointing to some tweet from a few weeks ago? Not like, any from the last nearly two years where DeSantis trailed Trump in the polls? This is like bragging about your prediction in the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of a 30 point blowout. "Who totally called this? This guy.Pat has predicted all this, you know…
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You have been instructed many many times to listen to his predictions. Failure to do so is felony upsetty, Stalker.
Honestly it's ruined S.T.A.L.K.E.R for me. Can't even think about it unless there's an "enjoy prison" afterwards.Don't worry, soon you'll randomly see "child" in public and will laugh out loud for no reason.
Not related to Mike Scalzi is he?That would be John Scalzi, if I'm not mistaken. He is the original twitter childer AFAIK. Jennifer is his sometime skinwalker. He sat next to Jennifer for the same reason moderately pretty girls hang out with ugly ones. Michael is the one who posted the photo on facebook, but is not the person in the photo?
there's no such thing as 'cheeki breeki', child, only your drunken hallucinations. this is how you've chosen to end your life. enjoy the anomaly.Honestly it's ruined S.T.A.L.K.E.R for me. Can't even think about it unless there's an "enjoy prison" afterwards.
Not related to Mike Scalzi is he?
I can’t figure out how to do that on Twitter which just means that you are Stalker-wrong, and my method is Stalker-right.Your date format needs to enjoy prison, mistake child.
There's been a lot of abuse of Jennifer in this thread, so I thought it's time to bring some positivity and say something nice about her. I'll start - she got a big ol' pair o' tiddies.
Then how come flabby hairy males make up 90% of porn?Maybe, but man-tits are never nice.
Plus is he hairy as a bear? Hairy flabby male chests are not exactly sexy.
That double chin says otherwise, fatty. New year, but Patrick is still fat.
That's just your delusions again, fat Stalker. You have been instructed many many times that you are fat. Enjoy Gym.
It's not an anomaly, stalker, it's shitty garden furniture assembled by a fat idiot. You're just loopy from the gas leak that is his second, better wife.there's no such thing as 'cheeki breeki', child, only your drunken hallucinations. this is how you've chosen to end your life. enjoy the anomaly.