I don't understand why you think your work is so goddamned special that you:
A) Watermarked it, as if you're Akira Toriyama (You're not).
B) Tried to market it to a niche website dedicated to making fun of stupid people on the web.
C) Tried to recruit people on fucking Kiwi Farms of all places for your project.
D) Did all the above using a name you attach your real persona to.
If what you've got is so special, then just make the damned thing and upload it to Tumblr or DeviantArt or something. Stop begging other people to make your thing for you and just do it. But from what I've seen, I don't have high hopes for it being mind-blowing.