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And if his dick had been a canon, he'd have nut his heart at them.With Ralph now dead set on busting nutz on people and graves, I think that will be it, what finally slays him. Not pills or alcohol, but violent hateful nutting.
i was one of those idiots who was though ralph changed, during the aftermath of the af fallout. but even then, i know ralph was still a bad human being. in the sektur, you can be a rotten person (tbh everyone in the sektur are bad people) and still have a redemption arc. but you are right, ralph can't escape his past and he is doomed in this hell of his own making.I give him props for trying to better himself after leaving AF and attempt to get sober and lose weight, but itās clear he is so mentally fucked up from all his past relationship traumas and his addictions he will never be able to stay committed to any prolonged plan to beat his addictions.
Third option:
- with ralph in a mexican ditch because he end up spilling too much information about drugs trafficking on a livestream and was green lit by a low level cartel street dealer.
- od on xanies on a livestream
It's funnier than this. He denied it was Jim despite Jim confirming it on poast. Jim was the one calling back. He ended the show as Jim could be heard calling back repeatedly, instead Ralph decides to mumble insults as the show fades out.>slowly realizing it was jim, he hung up on
>desperately calling jim back, like a bish
>ends show still trying to call jim back
definite, ralphamale L
forgive me. i sometimes forget that this is real life and not a television show. dramatically, a live streamer dying off stream is too anti climatic and betrays the narrative of the story. i think subconsciously ralph will od on stream. it is how he will get attention and that is what ralph craves.Third option:
OD on xannies off stream and never be seen online again
Ralph, being a woman, is a huge fan of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is dating someone who plays for the Chiefs ergo Ethan Ralph likes the Chiefs.As a non American with only a vague knowledge of the NFL, is there a specific reason Ralph supports the Kansas City Chiefs? Is this a recent (<2 years) thing because "this team is doing well", or has he always liked that team despite being from Arkansas?
From his Chiefs winning A big Ralph W, to hanging up on his Daddy Jim The L came sooner than expected.Clip:
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Here's the extended version (Jim calls in around the 30:20 mark)
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So what you're saying is Ralph is going to live forever because he doesn't have the required equipment.All it takes is one too many Xanax combined with a long night of drinking to stop someone's breathing in their sleep forever. I don't wish that on Ralph but it's a very common way to die. You just slowly stop breathing and go brain dead and die.
Yeah the ralphahog is indestructable like a cockroach. He may even be a hog/roach hybrid, come to think of it.Don't underestimate white trash willingness to endure. Chances are his twilight years will be like Eric Cartman's from final coof special before he croacks
It's honestly incredible. I've never seen anyone as determined as Ralph to completley fuck up any positive in his life by being an absolute retard.lets do the math. W-L-L=L. only the gunt can pull a lost from the grips of a win.
This is a true harvest. Wonderful.From his Chiefs winning A big Ralph W, to hanging up on his Daddy Jim The L came sooner than expected.
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Here's a cleaner clip of the call with Daddy Jim Joining no tts BS
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