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His meal ticket finally calls in after ghosting him for years and Ralph is so pilled up that he thinks that it's fake and hangs up.
🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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PPP gives Ralph five years. I say that PPP is being too generous. I don't think Ralph will live to see his 40's. Call it a hunch but, and I will say this about Ralph, a lesser man would be dead by now. I've seen men who are addicts but take less alcohol and drugs then Ralph die in their 20's. The only thing holding Ralph together is white trash genetics but even then those genes can only keep him alive for so long.
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Ralph doesn't have a spiteful enough reason to die or to kill himself. Call me autistic but Ralph even admits he stays alive to own all the a logs so he sees this as a win that each day he lives, they will never a W against him. Ralph is a lot like Lowtax that Lowtax never had reason to kill himself until how much he lost in the divorce because it would a big loss to him. Ralph is the same way where he doesn't have a reason that being dead would give a W. Ralph will only live until he has doesn't have the upper hand anymore to stay alive.
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He didn't think it was a fake Jim, he was obviously lying. He knew exactly who it was the second he heard his voice. That's why at first he said: "And if anyone wants to call in under their REAL NAME," before he corrected himself with, "and that's not the REAL Jim by the way." If he didn't think it was Jim, then why would he accuse him of using a false name? Minutes later, you could hear Jim trying to call back in, and the chat kept telling Ralph to answer the call, but the Ralphacuck was too scared and pretended like there weren't any calls.
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All it takes is one too many Xanax combined with a long night of drinking to stop someone's breathing in their sleep forever. I don't wish that on Ralph but it's a very common way to die. You just slowly stop breathing and go brain dead and die.
There Is Light At The End
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Don't underestimate white trash willingness to endure. Chances are his twilight years will be like Eric Cartman's from final coof special before he croacks
Douglas Mortimer
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"by the way" is one of his favorite tells for lying his ass off
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Also "to be perfectly honest with you"
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As much as you right, Ralph went on a bender since 2020 and only briefly stopped at July 2023. Granted he had people around him so surviving multiple years is a god send
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He's really honest, if you wanna know the truth about it!
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Any normal outside viewer after observing all the facts and oddities around Ethan’s life and where he currently stands and how he lives, would most likely choose to be dead than be alive if they were in his shoes. Him continuing on to live doesn’t own the alogs… he willingly continues to live in a form of hell that he created. Most alogs I imagine want Ralph to continue this lifestyle as long as possible for their amusement.
I give him props for trying to better himself after leaving AF and attempt to get sober and lose weight, but it’s clear he is so mentally fucked up from all his past relationship traumas and his addictions he will never be able to stay committed to any prolonged plan to beat his addictions. I believe in the afterlife and the concept of demons. Ralph has had one living in his head for a long time now.
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His white trash genetics has some crazy trailer park plot armor. How he hasn't asphyxiated on his own vomit, suppressed his respiratory system with a fatal dose of Xanax or killed others while drunk behind the wheel is astonishing as it is alarming. Ralph comes across as the type to drive blackout, strike a minivan killing a family of 4 on impact, rolling three times into a ditch and walking away fairly unscathed like some fucked up version of a NASCAR wreck. You'd literally have to Brutus him out of the Sektur and that's a detriment to anyone who'd be foolish enough to try. It's like the Ralphacurse keeps him alive to watch Ethan suffer and harms anyone that gets in the way of it's reason. Starting to really think Ronnie killing those puppies brought it into being and it's truly the worst of all Alog apparitions. I'm like, Spooked man..
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"Press 1 if you thought that was real Jim"
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"See nobody thought that was actually Jim you idiot"
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As a non American with only a vague knowledge of the NFL, is there a specific reason Ralph supports the Kansas City Chiefs? Is this a recent (<2 years) thing because "this team is doing well", or has he always liked that team despite being from Arkansas?
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I believe some guy on the Chiefs went to his school when he was a kid so that is why. He acts like this makes him famous for going to the same school as some all star sports player. It feeds into his ego. Plus the Chiefs are pretty popular back in Ralph's home state of Arkansas.
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He has an investment firm as a day job iirc. His main claim to fame though was producing/financing An Open Secret, a documentary about the pedophilia racket in Hollywood. He got his start in the sektur by collaborating with Revenge of the Cis back in the late 10s when they were doing their coverage of notorious Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider (all of their information came from /pol/, but that's beside the point). He had a falling out with them in 2018 but through them he started latching onto other online right leaning personalities. I can't remember for certain, but I think he started following Ralph via Cozy.gov and AF.
As far as I know he doesn't have skin in the game, he just gets off on mucking around in the sektur.
From what little I know of him, he'd be worthy of a thread, but I don't know or care enough to start one.