[9-19-16] Phil wants you to give him your money, not iseral - The upside down cross is back

[Twrx]

Most everything else has already been covered, but this whole "$3 a gallon for gas" is just laughable.

Nigger please, we're nowhere near that price for regular.
"Gas should be $6/gallon" Fuck you, you exceptional faggot.

I'm pretty sure bus fair would go up as well if gas was really that expensive. I don't pay three dollars in gas and I have to put premium in both my cars.

 

[Eponine]

It astounds me that Phil thinks his facial stubble makes or breaks the way he thinks he's treated in public. No, clearly his face must be hairless like a proper lady, complete with 'evil trans' tattoo on his throat and St. Peter's cross on his forehead. So dainty.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It astounds me that Phil thinks his facial stubble makes or breaks the way he thinks he's treated in public. No, clearly his face must be hairless like a proper lady, complete with 'evil trans' tattoo on his throat and St. Peter's cross on his forehead. So dainty.

Must help distract from the chest hair or smell.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Ladies, please, calm your orgasms

I know I have said this literally over a dozen times but....

jesus christ he is ugly.

and he gets uglier with every "update" to his appearence

 

[Very Honest Content]

'She talks back at me in a way I don't like . . .'

No he knows how I feel watching this constant panhandling on his part.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He also has lipstick on his teeth. He doesn't realize if America didn't exist, he wouldn't be getting his monthly tug boat. He also doesn't realize if we all went back to Europe, he'd come too. He also pronounced his last name differently in this video. View attachment 136450

Good point Phil, you should just walk everywhere and not use that evil gasoline.

I don't know who Phil thinks he's kidding, he's just jealous that most people (Including Chris) can drive and afford a car.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I just can't help myself from becoming fuming with anger every time I see Phil's stupid face and hear his stupid voice.

 

[Null]

I feel like we've put a one way mirror against Phil's aquarium and now he's bashing his potato face against it trying to beat up that other, new potato who's giving him a dirty look.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So much failure in a single post. The first thing that leaps out is the fact that Phil is so utterly alone that he's forced to resort to his imaginary friends for sympathy. He continues to show his failure to understand what DID is, and he thinks it's literally like there's a bunch of people living inside his head who can interact with each other. And then there's his hilarious lie about sex work. No one is going to pay to fuck that thing.

I'm calling it now - he'll use the headmates to get even more oppression points when it turns out that one of them is a black guy or a Syrian refugee or something equally moronic.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

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Yeah, people with jobs and homes are privileged pieces of shit and people who get handed free money every month are treated so unfairly. They need to redistribute the wealth in this country so that those with jobs don't make as much money as these heroic layabouts.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Phil pretending to be an edgy try hard 13-year-old is the best Phil.
I hope he continues with this.

 

[Frenda]

dear God, no! not
NEUROTYPICAL
CIVILIZATIONAL
PLANNING

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

... What.

 

[DN 420]

If you watch these videos with the perspective that it's a one-man show satirising the current state of regressive politics it becomes almost bearable to watch.

 

[Positron]

"...sadomasochist United States of America..."
But you like S&M!

As a white male, you are one of the most privileged people, according to your ideology. Buy your own razors. Or put makeup on over the facial hair like Caesar Romero did when he played the Joker.

A tight plastic bag over his head is a more effective solution.

 

[Picklechu]

I live in Alabama and bought gas for about $2/gallon this morning. The pipeline is more of an environmental concern. Once again, Phil doesn't know about an issue before he starts to sperg about it.

I like how he looks more and more like Divine with each passing video. He should show us more of his headmates in the next one.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

The fuck is the clapping between words thing?
I see it everywhere, it's fucking stupid, and I feel like it's the kind of thing people only do because everyone else is doing it.

 

[NG 070]

Phil pretending to be an edgy try hard 13-year-old is the best Phil.
I hope he continues with this.

Honestly, cutting off his forum from public view was perhaps the best decision ever made in regards to ADF. Seeing him squeal for attention like this is hilarious.

 

[Argonian Scum]

The fuck is the clapping between words thing?
I see it everywhere, it's fucking stupid, and I feel like it's the kind of thing people only do because everyone else is doing it.

Some "sassy" meme from black Twitter/Tumblr.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Phil unwittingly admits he's playing pretend with his hesdmates. His video was supposedly done by the xochi personality, but he says he has to do long winded rants. View attachment 136464

Isn't he homeless by choice?