Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 791 56.9%

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What a hardworking, responsible young man. Fresh off a long afternoon of squealing the gamerword at his equally retarded friends, time for a three hour nap before dinner followed by a busy evening of failing to achieve an erection for his wife and then a solid 10 hours of sleep before his strenuous morning shift mopping floors at the Amoco Express.
 
What a hardworking, responsible young man. Fresh off a long afternoon of squealing the gamerword at his equally retarded friends, time for a three hour nap before dinner followed by a busy evening of failing to achieve an erection for his wife and then a solid 10 hours of sleep before his strenuous morning shift mopping floors at the Amoco Express.

Very generous of you to assume that Jr is worth the responsibility of mop duty. He's probably the designated employee for cleaning shitters, disposing used needles, and scaring off the homeless banging each other behind the dumpsters after they feasted on Sr.'s food crimes.
 
Very generous of you to assume that Jr is worth the responsibility of mop duty. He's probably the designated employee for cleaning shitters, disposing used needles, and scaring off the homeless banging each other behind the dumpsters after they feasted on Sr.'s food crimes.
I thought he graduated from the jizz moppin’ at 7-11 to do a manual labor warehouse job somewhere. I thought he either worked at the last place Tammy was at or the current one. It would only be fitting for his Mommy to get him a job via nepotism.
 
Nah, I genuinely believe he'll have stuck to the 100% meat option, plus seasonings. So of course, its a bucket of pork rinds with synth-butter squirted on it. Just as god intended.
He posted that he brings in his own "snacks"... So like a 3 lb bag of Jack Links cuz MOAR MEET GUD.

Which is technically stealing from the theater Jack... Not very Christian like of you...

And yeah he's still having a "taste" (aka a whole bucket) of Tammy's popcorn to go with it
 
It would only be fitting for his Mommy to get him a job via nepotism.
Mommy's Daddy got him into the HVAC business and Junior Baby couldn't handle real work so bitched out of a solid blue-collar job. He's clearly home all the fuckin time, I'm guessing he's still working part time because Xbox isn't gonna play itself.
 
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Put one of those plastic bags over your head to make an exit bag.
 
Claims his BP is still "coming down" and that his "normal" is around 150. Also claims now when he wakes up he's actually awake(wtf?).
Less eye crust. Less mucus from his nose, but still "one blow" to clean out his nose. I've said it before that his concept of normal is hilariously skewed but it never occurred to him that needing to blow his nose multiple times after waking up isn't normal?
Is happy SHUGUR is down to 118.
Says everything is heading in the "right direction" and he doesn't feel bad other than it being hard to walk due to the stroke but doesn't expect that to go away.
"DON'T CHEAT" goes on about a lot of people he knows supposedly starting carnivore, and that he hasn't cheated one time(LOL, bullshit he's cheated repeatedly ON CAMERA)
Last night he had venison burgers(can't just eat one, needs his 5000 calories), fried eggs, and cheese. Ignoring that the cheese he ate was practically guaranteed to be some processed crap... what part of a burger other than the meat patty is carnivore exactly? The keto burger thing I get, but carnivore? No.
Promises everyone will change in 30 days of carnivore. Claims it's life or death or whatever. Says his weight has plateaued for 3 days at 267... because he keeps eating 4-5000 calories a fucking day.

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Ahh yes, good ol' diacetyl. If it wasn't too much effort, they'd probably just use melted bacon up.
I'll admit one thing. The smell of the popcorn from the concession stands is so nostalgic for when I was younger. Without that smell... it's not a movie theater.

Jr's so busy he needs to take a nap during the day. It must take so much energy stocking those shelves, cleaning out the shitter and yelling nigger online.

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Put one of those plastic bags over your head to make an exit bag.
Plastic bags are a problem as they make up 14% of all trash. If more places moved to bio-degradable / compostable bags then it wouldn't be such a problem. But Fatty just wants to complain that it's the liberals forcing him to do things. I'm betting you that if the Republicans came out with the idea he'd be all for it.

Claims his BP is still "coming down" and that his "normal" is around 150.
In the real world we'd call that "dangerously high" and that he's at risk for all sorts of heart problems including strokes... oh wait... that's happened like five times. In other words he's had all these legit health issues and he's wound up just accepting them instead of trying to change them.

What a faggot.
 
Says his weight has plateaued for 3 days at 267
Still weighs himself everyday. Only posts once a week?

Lazy, or just doesn't want to hear people shitting on him? Could be either.

edit: if he's weighing himself everyday, whaddaya bet he's checking the full numbers everyday, and cherry picking the lowest of the week to announce?
 
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Which is technically stealing from the theater
I never bought into this argument. It's not my fault the theater is running at a defecit, and those candy boxes are not worth what they charge for them. Dollar store, then movie.
Plastic bags are a problem
Liberal activism is so dead they've resorted to "single use plastic bag" bans, and novelty lighter bans because they can force those through without a vote. In California, Moonbeam caused a fucking hepatitis outbreak because single use plastic bags were the closest thing the homeless had to portable toilets. Law of unintended consequences.
Just pay $1 for a reusable bag, you cheap fat ass.
The thicker plastic reusable bags tend to be ten cents, but an actual, quality reusable bag will likely be in the $10-$12 range, possibly more if you use the insulated ones.
I fucking hate the reusable bags, they're all ugly and cumbersome. But that's the new normal. When I worked at the supermarket, I hated paper because it offers a fantastic chance to nick your hand and bleed, pissing off your customer and the alcoholic burnout cashier.

I wonder if jack could fashion an exit bag with one of those insulated lunch bags. Interesting thought exercise, but I'm guessing it wouldn't fit over his bulbous skull.

Do you think Jack needs to sleep sitting up?
 
wtf?
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Do you think Jack needs to sleep sitting up?
That would be funny, although we've seen his crusty cpap mask that he doesn't wash.
Still weighs himself everyday. Only posts once a week?

Lazy, or just doesn't want to hear people shitting on him? Could be either.

edit: if he's weighing himself everyday, whaddaya bet he's checking the full numbers everyday, and cherry picking the lowest of the week to announce?
He's probably still BS'ng about his numbers entirely. Lies about his BP and still thinks his lies are in the "normal" range, probably lies about his SHUGUR since he cheats constantly and keeps repeatedly bringing up how he doesn't cheat, everyone else needs to not cheat, etc. as some form of deflection, so no at this point I do not believe his weight as he posts it at all.
In the real world we'd call that "dangerously high" and that he's at risk for all sorts of heart problems including strokes... oh wait... that's happened like five times. In other words he's had all these legit health issues and he's wound up just accepting them instead of trying to change them.

What a faggot.
He actually made some comment toward the end of his FB video about the only way his stroke shit will heal is if god wants to do it. He's long accepted shit, the problem is that he's out of touch with reality and thinks everyone else has these problems, or if they do have these problems it's only because they consume SHUGUR and aren't eating carnivore.
Plastic bags are a problem as they make up 14% of all trash. If more places moved to bio-degradable / compostable bags then it wouldn't be such a problem. But Fatty just wants to complain that it's the liberals forcing him to do things. I'm betting you that if the Republicans came out with the idea he'd be all for it.
The man can't be bothered to consider his own health, has zero consideration of others around him when he's in public, you think he'd give a shit about the environment in general? He's probably old enough to have been bitching about littering fines, and maybe even joined in on the whining when leaded gasoline was finally ditched for cars. 1980's LA smog is probably nostalgic to him.
 
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The exact moment Jack was told his company is worthless on WTIC is the first thing people see now when googling Jacks name.
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Also Google: Jack Scalfani, better known online as Cooking With Jack Show, is an American reviewer and YouTuber mostly known for his cooking and technology videos that are considered terrible.
 

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