🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[attractive_pneumonia]

I was suspicious the whole time that Jet didn't formally announce the elimination, only TTS was talking about it. Jet is literally so unprofessional that it is entirely believable that Jet wouldn't formally tell the fish that TJ had been sent off to the hospital.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

Uh, fellas?

I hope he has Rule34 access in Heaven. Gone too soon!

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Uh, fellas?

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I hope he has Rule34 access in Heaven. Gone too soon!

 

[Woland]

Jet had TJ choose a "champion" to compete for him in physical challenges. He chose Oliver, unsurprisingly. Now he has a stronger and smarter guy to compete for him in challenges (even elimination challenges). Can someone explain how this is fair? It sucks he fractured his rib but Shinji and Tayleigh shouldn't have to pay for that.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Can someone explain how this is fair?

Fishtank isn't fair. It never has been and I doubt it ever will be.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Jet had TJ choose a "champion" to compete for him in physical challenges. He chose Oliver, unsurprisingly. Now he has a stronger and smarter guy to compete for him in challenges (even elimination challenges). Can someone explain how this is fair? It sucks he fractured his rib but Shinji and Tayleigh shouldn't have to pay for that.

There are no elimination challenges. Sam has already picked his winner he's just dragging the days out until they can do their finale

 

[C. Cactus]

Jet had TJ choose a "champion" to compete for him in physical challenges. He chose Oliver, unsurprisingly. Now he has a stronger and smarter guy to compete for him in challenges (even elimination challenges). Can someone explain how this is fair? It sucks he fractured his rib but Shinji and Tayleigh shouldn't have to pay for that.

Tay and Shinji are both smarter than TJ (Tay by a significant margin) and Shinji is stronger, so this probably makes it more even actually.

Edit: An important detail: Oliver only competes for TJ in physical challenges. TJ is still handicapped by having a non-functioning brain in any other challenge.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Greg partying it up, Fatty and Tay being clumsy.

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[C. Cactus]

Greg is very drunk right now at the bar talking to Chris. Chris is smoking a joint (production sent a message saying it's actually just CBD and he doesn't know). Their conversation is very entertaining. Chris is trying to get Greg to smoke some of his "weed".

 

[Strap-on Makima]

Wasted Greg is the content king, he's the best thing to happen to the show since Nifty and deserves his own spinoff.

 

[eatler]

good news everyone fattys trapped at the house for another 4 hours he says! im sure everyone here loves hearing this news!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Greg just dominating tonight in terms of content giving him booze was a great idea

 

[Notbok]

This is pure trash.
I think I'm going to do other things and wait till the finale to where TJ will obviously be crowned heckin' wholesome fishtank King.

Hate myself for watching so much of this cancer.

 

[Aidan]

Wasted Greg is the content king, he's the best thing to happen to the show since Nifty and deserves his own spinoff.

I've heard from anonymous sources that Gregtank kicks off right after the season ends. Same house, same cameras, same Greg!

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

Greg is very drunk right now at the bar talking to Chris. Chris is smoking a joint (production sent a message saying it's actually just CBD and he doesn't know). Their conversation is very entertaining. Chris is trying to get Greg to smoke some of his "weed".

Chris Lynch probably gave him some of his famous Speed Read, that shits pure magic.

I actually sold 3oz of hemp to a dumbass and told him it was called Speed Read when I was out of state, pretty legit

 

[Pathos]

S3 they should just try a Humans vs Zombies kind of shtick where eliminations occur but nobody actually leaves. Whenever a fish gets eliminated, they become a freeloader who's job will be to sabatoge the other fish and make them become a freeloader as well. This way we never lose any favorite contestants and we get freeloaders who are actually already in a competitive mindset to earn cash. Becoming directly responsible for someone's failure in a challenge or elimination rewards you cash.

 

[Mr Sister]

"Right now I am seeing life at 5 FPS" - Drunk Greg

 

[Sicko Hunter]

S3 they should just try a Humans vs Zombies kind of shtick where eliminations occur but nobody actually leaves. Whenever a fish gets eliminated, they become a freeloader who's job will be to sabatoge the other fish and make them become a freeloader as well. This way we never lose any favorite contestants and we get freeloaders who are actually already in a competitive mindset to earn cash. Becoming directly responsible for someone's failure in a challenge or elimination rewards you cash.

One of my biggest pet peeves this season is it feels like elimination has no weight to it. Jimmy got kicked off and he was back 3 days later and literally no one reacted. When someone is eliminated or is kicked off for being a violent manchild it should have weight to it. They should be gone for 20 days minimum if they are going to be allowed back as a freeloader just like in season 1.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What the fuck happened to his skin? Did they try to flay him alive?

We could never get so lucky.

Can someone explain how this is fair?

Oh sweet summer child... Fishtank has never been fair.

Greg just dominating tonight in terms of content giving him booze was a great idea

I wish Greg would win. His story line is the best.

Tay should probably win but she is just so repulsive inside and out that I don't want to see that. The other two are just dead fish. Tj is a coomer moron. And Shinji just isn't interesting. Unless he does something weird like jerks off over Tay's prone body or tries to choke her. Or turns all of humanity into Tang.

 

[Jobama]

This actually puts into perspective a lot of what TJ has done over the past couple of weeks. He managed to beat Jimmy (who couldn’t beat a guy with a cracked rip lmao), got beat up by Ben, and then beat up Tay. He’s been lifting and has still been really active in all the challenges. I know a lot of people in this thread don’t like him but it’s still pretty impressive that he’s been holding himself together this whole time.