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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Uh, fellas?

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I hope he has Rule34 access in Heaven. Gone too soon! :(
 
Jet had TJ choose a "champion" to compete for him in physical challenges. He chose Oliver, unsurprisingly. Now he has a stronger and smarter guy to compete for him in challenges (even elimination challenges). Can someone explain how this is fair? It sucks he fractured his rib but Shinji and Tayleigh shouldn't have to pay for that.
 
Voland said:
Jet had TJ choose a "champion" to compete for him in physical challenges. He chose Oliver, unsurprisingly. Now he has a stronger and smarter guy to compete for him in challenges (even elimination challenges). Can someone explain how this is fair? It sucks he fractured his rib but Shinji and Tayleigh shouldn't have to pay for that.
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There are no elimination challenges. Sam has already picked his winner he's just dragging the days out until they can do their finale
 
Voland said:
Jet had TJ choose a "champion" to compete for him in physical challenges. He chose Oliver, unsurprisingly. Now he has a stronger and smarter guy to compete for him in challenges (even elimination challenges). Can someone explain how this is fair? It sucks he fractured his rib but Shinji and Tayleigh shouldn't have to pay for that.
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Tay and Shinji are both smarter than TJ (Tay by a significant margin) and Shinji is stronger, so this probably makes it more even actually.

Edit: An important detail: Oliver only competes for TJ in physical challenges. TJ is still handicapped by having a non-functioning brain in any other challenge.
 
Greg is very drunk right now at the bar talking to Chris. Chris is smoking a joint (production sent a message saying it's actually just CBD and he doesn't know). Their conversation is very entertaining. Chris is trying to get Greg to smoke some of his "weed".
 
Greg just dominating tonight in terms of content giving him booze was a great idea
 
This is pure trash.
I think I'm going to do other things and wait till the finale to where TJ will obviously be crowned heckin' wholesome fishtank King.

Hate myself for watching so much of this cancer.
 
C. Cactus said:
Greg is very drunk right now at the bar talking to Chris. Chris is smoking a joint (production sent a message saying it's actually just CBD and he doesn't know). Their conversation is very entertaining. Chris is trying to get Greg to smoke some of his "weed".
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Chris Lynch probably gave him some of his famous Speed Read, that shits pure magic.

I actually sold 3oz of hemp to a dumbass and told him it was called Speed Read when I was out of state, pretty legit
 
S3 they should just try a Humans vs Zombies kind of shtick where eliminations occur but nobody actually leaves. Whenever a fish gets eliminated, they become a freeloader who's job will be to sabatoge the other fish and make them become a freeloader as well. This way we never lose any favorite contestants and we get freeloaders who are actually already in a competitive mindset to earn cash. Becoming directly responsible for someone's failure in a challenge or elimination rewards you cash.
 
Logic said:
S3 they should just try a Humans vs Zombies kind of shtick where eliminations occur but nobody actually leaves. Whenever a fish gets eliminated, they become a freeloader who's job will be to sabatoge the other fish and make them become a freeloader as well. This way we never lose any favorite contestants and we get freeloaders who are actually already in a competitive mindset to earn cash. Becoming directly responsible for someone's failure in a challenge or elimination rewards you cash.
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One of my biggest pet peeves this season is it feels like elimination has no weight to it. Jimmy got kicked off and he was back 3 days later and literally no one reacted. When someone is eliminated or is kicked off for being a violent manchild it should have weight to it. They should be gone for 20 days minimum if they are going to be allowed back as a freeloader just like in season 1.
 
Karen Horney said:
What the fuck happened to his skin? Did they try to flay him alive?
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We could never get so lucky.
Voland said:
Can someone explain how this is fair?
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Oh sweet summer child... Fishtank has never been fair.
Sicko Hunter said:
Greg just dominating tonight in terms of content giving him booze was a great idea
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I wish Greg would win. His story line is the best.

Tay should probably win but she is just so repulsive inside and out that I don't want to see that. The other two are just dead fish. Tj is a coomer moron. And Shinji just isn't interesting. Unless he does something weird like jerks off over Tay's prone body or tries to choke her. Or turns all of humanity into Tang.
 
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