DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Japs_eye]

I hate the superbowl event so much bros...

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

I hate the superbowl event so much bros...
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I wish he’d dress up as current day Aaron Hernandez.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Phil is basically the Trumpet Guy of Street Fighter.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I hate the superbowl event so much bros...
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I can’t wait for him to get curbstomped in Tecmo Super Bowl again.

Meanwhile, Jinx will be banned and come crawling back after an apology.

 

[Japs_eye]

5 minutes into his last stream before sending SF6 to Banworld and:

“Nothing I could do.”

“He didn’t outplay me.”

“Unearned hit.”

“Mash jab.”

“Random drive impact.”

I’m not sure that faggotry of this magnitude has ever been measured on this planet or any other. He may be the most hateable person I’ve ever been exposed to.

He goes from 0 to 60 faster than a porshe. Literally one second he's chill he's pahsative , next second his moves aren't coming out, he's pressing buttons, you're a fucking mouth drooler. It must be exhausting to be DSP man

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

So much for that resolution of not being mean to other players, huh?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I've never seen so many command grabs in a row in my life, holy fuck what a crutch. And of course he pops off and smuckles about it, too.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

What went so wrong in Linda Burnell’s pussy that her son came out this way?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can't wait for the SF6 salt to return after he RQs Tekken 8 the same stream he hops online.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Can't wait for the SF6 salt to return after he RQs Tekken 8 the same stream he hops online.

I give it 3-4 streams before he rage quits.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I give it 3-4 streams before he rage quits.

Tekken 7 lasted only 3 online streams, that's why I'm being bold with my prediction of Tekken 8 lasting just 1 online stream.

 

[freund]

on tonights episode of DSPs chatl: emotionally loaded LARP between Phils regulars and superfans
preview:

Spoiler: LARP chatlogs

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

What went so wrong in Linda Burnell’s pussy that her son came out this way?

He literally admitted she kept smoking while pregnant with him lol

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

on tonights episode of DSPs chatl: emotionally loaded LARP between Phils regulars and superfans
preview:
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Spoiler: LARP chatlogs

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I’m getting flashbacks to when his mods were roleplaying as fur diaper babies at like 3 in the morning in his Twitch chat.

 

[Balr0g]

For all of you to enjoy

And him complaining "Why did I get hi!!!" while his camera blocks the counter hit notification will never be not funny. What a Phailure

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil has ignored the trolls for 15 years yet the trolls are still there I wonder why that is?

 

[RawPhil]

hardstuck at 1500MR. basically he loses a couple of matches, the game tosses him some players who just stand there and let phil throw/command grab the entire round and he gets back up to 1500. Gin brain reaction timing, cant even punish his opponent's missed EX move without resorting to doing low kick into command grab. I'll give him credit for not dropping to 1400 with blanka like his other characters but jesus some of the people he plays are bad. So many times Phil will do a random EX upball that misses or a badly spaced blanka ball and they just stand back doing nothing or theyll walk forward and not press a button in time to punish. You would expect at Master rank theyd at least know they can drive rush forward and press a medium or heavy button if theyre worried about not being in range to punish. So many players let him get away with spamming unsafe stuff.

 

[Cadoster]

He literally admitted she kept smoking while pregnant with him lol

Smoking what? Rubber tires?

 

[JPG]

This will save the channel!

Standard members = get nothing due to all the illegal south americans
Super members = priced at $5.99 ($2 increase compared to previous standard members). This is the tier to submit videos, and cannot be gifted.
Ultra members = unchanged

At least this means Derich won't be able to submit videos, as he never buys his own membership.

 

[Very Honest Content]

His memberships are worth $0 so he can't overcharge.

You mean he can only overcharge for them.

Hopefully, but he cares less about Tekken than MK. We'll probably get a few streams, he'll say it's worse than SF6, and back to his boring walking simulator and RPG streams.

He has a stolen valor karate practitioner mall tournament trophy he won't shut up about that he didn't claim from MK. He pretends to care more about MK but actually likes Tekken more. He's even worse at the 3d fighter than 2d MK because third dimensional knockdown recovery is in play and he sucks at that due to lack of object permanence autism, but he likes Tekken way more because of that dumb IRL trophy.

I'm going out on a limb, not a L.I.M.B., no, but I'll predict that Tekken gets to a whole 10+ online streams. I know the last one only made 3 or whatever before he ragequit, but, he's puffed up on a whole year worth of copium with SF salt streams and two platforms worth of dents to climb up on so I'm optimistic, hopefully I don't end up looking like Mike Clum on this one. Game looks really good, I think personally, so the more Phil whines about it, the more a fighting game enjoyer should probably throw some time and money at it if they have the opportunity.