Cats generally are niggers who are more annoying to have to care for than dogs. Dogs are needy and require maintenance yeah but that's called having a fucking pet. Cats are equally in need of maintenance and due to their independent nature it's hard to bond with them.
In addition: the fact that their brain works in retarded ways makes their body language to be incredibly hard to read. With dogs, you can tell what they're thinking 90% of the time due to their body language, as we've grown to understand without having to learn much about it how to interpret emotion out of something that can't communicate. When a dog's tail wags and they have the zoomies? You know its happy. When it hangs its head low and ears low? You know its sad. When it shakes and tail's between the ass? You know its afraid. When it bares its fangs and growls? You know its angry.
Cats don't have this kind of thing. The way you can sorta tell their mood is by how they're SPECIFICALLY moving their tail and if their eyes are dilated or not, and the eye dilation is kind of redundant either way because many cats dilate their eyes in the dark.
There's also the whole retarded problem of "Overstimulation". You can pet your damn dog all day without stop and that good boy is still going to lay there taking it and loving you every second of the day. A cat? Spend more than ten seconds petting it and it suddenly bites your fucking hand then runs off to fuck up your furniture because its "Overstimulated" and suddenly had a fucking jolt of energy that you weren't prepared to deal with.
Dogs also can be trained super easily. Pees on your rug? Scold it and take it outside a few times, teach him to pee on trees. Won't pee on your rug anymore. Cats cannot be trained. Their brain is too autistic for them to understand what they're supposed to do or not. So no matter how many times you bring out the spray bottle to tell puss puss not to fuck up your furniture or jump out the window; It'll keep fucking doing it.
To add even more as to why cats are niggers: You absolutely cannot let them go outside. Because they'll either get themselves killed or be a fucking menace to the neighborhood and start chasing and killing things (Sometimes even other people's pet birds) and you're responsible for that. Oh and, when they fuck they're loud fuckers that try to maim and kill each other because a cat's cock is barbed. You don't see dogs trying to tear their fucking necks out over sliding the dick in.
To end my autistic rambling I shall bring as a final point; The feces problem. A dog you just take em outside, they shit on a lawn and you pick it up with a bag. A cat you must buy them a litterbox, so you're spending a couple of bucks a week on cat litter that smells fucking awful. When they piss and shit in it, it's a fucking biohazard that can make mold or other bacteria that can be hazardous to your health. And you cannot flush their turds either. A dog's turds you can flush, but a cat's turd is the equivalent of flushing wet wipes down the toilet. You're gonna fuck up your septic tank.
TLDR; OP is a massive faggot and he doesn't know what he's talking about.
