Cats are better than dogs

[draggs]

of course not. If anything the toxoplasmosis should make you positively giddy about the prospect of serving your cat that way.

Tyrammosmorosis gomdar parasites are the mutual enemy of feline and man

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I like both with a big preference for cats but I understand why some would prefer dogs. I think it is just down to what you need out of a pet and your personal tastes.

 

[RussianParasite]

Cats generally are niggers

Literally 0% of cats are Pit Bulls.

I like both with a big preference for cats but I understand why some would prefer dogs.

See above, and keep it in mind.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

in the words of Cthulhu Man

"NIGGER ITS TIME FOR DIN DINS!"

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Literally 0% of cats are Pit Bulls.

A stunning blow dealt by team cat.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I like most.dogs but not all. I'm not sure there is any cat I don't like. Both have their advantages but on the whole I prefer cats and value the life of my cats (my eldest in particular) over even human life with some very few exceptions.
Incidentally, cats were a necessary precursor to ancient civilization. Without modern pesticide, it is not possible to store grain without cats, as cats alone prevented infestation from mice and rats in the ancient world.
Cats are truly majestic creatures. All hail cats!

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Supposedly inferior:

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Supposedly poetic:

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au contraire!

demonstrably inferior:

demonstrably poetic:

 

[I'm Retarded?]

the masculine urge to share living space with a fucked up little hairy retard

 

[Byoff]

Although subjectively you may feel such a way, op, it is in fact quite objective that having a dog as a pet is better than having a cat as a pet.

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If you only have a cat, or multiple cats (may the greater powers smite you), it allows you to become a degenerate furry shut-in because you never need to go outside and socialize. You also are in constant contact with, what is likely to be, an emotionally distant killing machine roommate, which teaches you that not forming emotional bonds is a totally normal and fine thing to do. It also teaches you simp mentality, as you the cat doesn't pay rent, you pay for it's food, water, toys, and litter. All so that you can MAYBE pet them if they're in the right mood, this is precisely what twitch simps do for their e-celebs. If you like having a cat more than a dog you are automatically a failure as a human, as you are, at the very least, a precursor to being a degenerate socially reclusive furry simp. These facts are empirical and irrefutable.

Dogs on the other hand are the polar opposite, as you are forced into leaving your parent's basement and walk in the sunlight. Sunlight is well known to be a very important positive influence on the mood of a person, especially during winter when the sun is barely visible. Going outside also allows for the next important feature, socialization. Much like Humans, Dogs are a social being. This much is obvious if you've ever seen dogs interact. Taking your dog out for a walk is a dog's prime time for socialization, and "what do the other dogs have accompanying them", you may ask? That's right, other humans. Walking your dog forces you to socialize with fellow Hundebesitzer. Which will, in turn, bolster your humanity (As humans are social animals). Now, unlike cats, dogs are at their core the antithesis of the term "social recluse". So as a roommate they will interact with you without you initiating, which will teach you that you don't need to adopt simp mentality to get attention from your peers. Dogs also have no objections to a head pat or belly rub and will almost always be in the mood. If you like having a dog more than a cat you are automatically a success as a human, as you are, at the very least, a precursor to being a gigachad who isn't a simp, furry, degenerate, or a depressive manic. These facts are, once again, empirical and irrefutable.

The only time having a cat (kitten to be specific) is acceptable is when you already have a dog. This is because when the cat grows up around a dog it will internalize a dog's socialization style (somewhat) and will grow up to be a dog/cat hybrid (Socially & Emotionally speaking at least).

I do not hate cats. However, I believe that the facts speak for themselves in this case. Having a dog is just an overall win across the board. While the only time it is acceptable to have a cat is when you already have a dog.

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Conclusion: OP is a degenerate socially reclusive furry simp.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

dogs barking is on the same tier as a baby crying in annoying sounds
don't give me bullshit about how you've trained your dog to not bark, we both know you're lying

Only shitty people have dogs who bark constantly.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i like cats more mainly because they can take care of themselves for the most part. any cat i have had has been very loving and when i come home it was right there waiting to see me. whenever i was sick or feeling down they would be there so as far as i am concerned cats are great.

now as far as dogs are concerned i do not hate them i think dogs are cool too my issue with dogs is that they need you to take care of them like a baby their entire life or they die because they are too stupid to take care of themselves.

you have to control their food because they will just eat until their stomach explodes. you have to take them outside when they need to use the bathroom and even then they wont go just anywhere they need to find some very specific spot. also from a financial perspective dog are expensive as fuck unless you are just not feeding them or taking them to the vet.

i should point out that most if not all of my issues with dogs are based on my own experiences which has ruined my impression of them a bit since every dog i have been around has been trained horribly.

i know that dogs are not as bad if you train them well and have the space for them but even then im just not a fan of needy animals i like the ones that just exist as long as you do the very basic stuff like feeding and cleaning the litter box anything else is jut too much.

 

[RussianParasite]

If you like having a dog more than a cat you are automatically a success as a human, as you are, at the very least, a precursor to being a gigachad who isn't a simp, furry, degenerate, or a depressive manic.

Reinforcing my post above, if you like having a dog more than a cat you are literally nigger. The statistics don’t lie. Not one cat in history has been a Pit Bull, while 100% of all Pit Bulls have been a dog. Kill yourself.

 

[Byoff]

Reinforcing my post above, if you like having a dog more than a cat you are literally nigger. The statistics don’t lie. Not one cat in history has been a Pit Bull, while 100% of all Pit Bulls have been a dog. Kill yourself.

Your argument is flawed. Pit Bulls are to Babies what Cats are to local wildlife. If left to their own devices (paws) cats completely destroy small animals like birds, squirrels, mice, etc. The outdoor cats will even kill out of instinct and/or for the fun of it. The amount of ecological damage done by outdoor domestic cats is nearly unrivaled, and the statistics don't lie. Now yes human babies =/= animals, but your cherry picking of [1 Member within the Canine Family] vs [The Diverse Encompassment of the Feline Family] is a very flawed opinion to have. Not to say that your opinion on Pits Bulls is incorrect, I feel the same, however to sunder the reputation of all dogs due to the actions of one breed is like blaming all of humanity for the results of Africans being prone to violent acts, Jews being prone to greed and tunnel digging, and/or Indians defecating on streets. It's just a flawed opinion to have on this topic as a whole. Don't Kill Yourself.

 

[Twinkie]

i like cats more mainly because they can take care of themselves for the most part. any cat i have had has been very loving and when i come home it was right there waiting to see me. whenever i was sick or feeling down they would be there so as far as i am concerned cats are great.

now as far as dogs are concerned i do not hate them i think dogs are cool too my issue with dogs is that they need you to take care of them like a baby their entire life or they die because they are too stupid to take care of themselves.

you have to control their food because they will just eat until their stomach explodes. you have to take them outside when they need to use the bathroom and even then they wont go just anywhere they need to find some very specific spot. also from a financial perspective dog are expensive as fuck unless you are just not feeding them or taking them to the vet.

i should point out that most if not all of my issues with dogs are based on my own experiences which has ruined my impression of them a bit since every dog i have been around has been trained horribly.

i know that dogs are not as bad if you train them well and have the space for them but even then im just not a fan of needy animals i like the ones that just exist as long as you do the very basic stuff like feeding and cleaning the litter box anything else is jut too much.

I don't mean to single you out but it's so weird how people seem to be terrified to just say they don't fucking like dogs. I see this so much.

The same isn't true for cats, people brag about hating them.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas. If you lie down with cats, you get up with Toxoplasma Gondii. Pick your poison.

 

[WonderWino]

• Clean

They shit indoors. I wouldn't call that clean

• Were loved by the Prophet Muhammad

So were 9 year olds

Rabbits are just like weird pacifist cats.

Theres a vegan cats joke somewhere in there

They won't even wait. They've been known to nibble on the toes of their sleeping diabetic owners.

Might explain why lucas werner was so abusive to cats and wouldn't be trusted to be left alone with them

and remember that cats will eat you after you die, dogs won't

The only thing cats are better at is making chow mein

 

[I'm Retarded?]

I don't mean to single you out but it's so weird how people seem to be terrified to just say they don't fucking like dogs. I see this so much.

I don't like dogs and if there is any creature on earth more wretched and repulsive than any small dog breed, such as miniature terriers, teacup poodles, chihuahuas, pugs, etc, I have not met them. dogs in general are degenerate mutants whose wild DNA has been rolled in shit by idiot dog owners (or people making money selling living creatures to idiot dog owners) who want their fucked up retarded wolf to have shorter legs or a smashed-in face or no tail or whatever. cats, meanwhile, aside from a few degenerate breeds like munchkins, maintain 99% of their wild DNA and are thus evident of the divine beauty of nature absent man's corrupting hand. behold the majestic creature:

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

I love my cat to death but she's a fucking retard that's currently in a battle with me to access my bathtub to drink drain-o. It's a daily battle to keep her from committing suicide by retardation so I'll always posit that cats are not smarter than dogs by any metric but they are easier and cheaper to take care of.

 

[RussianParasite]

Pit Bulls are to Babies what Cats are to local wildlife. If left to their own devices (paws) cats completely destroy small animals like birds, squirrels, mice, etc. The outdoor cats will even kill out of instinct and/or for the fun of it. The amount of ecological damage done by outdoor domestic cats is nearly unrivaled, and the statistics don't lie

Yup. Based as fuck, cats ftw.

A lot of “oh no poor other animals” here but you cherry picked the fact that cats don’t kill little kids or babies. Dogs do that. Also, im pretty sure furries have a “fursona” that is canine or something similar. I’ve almost never seen a weird furry that is feline-related.

Sorry, you defending dogs = you defending Pit Bulls. Enjoy white trash life.

 

[RollerGator]

When you get a cat you start doing gay shit like this. Cat owners are mentally ill from huffing shit all day everyday.