I Quit Bad Food For 14 Days (DO NOT ATTEMPT )
LOL @ these fucking twitter examples he's using, he honestly thinks this is supposed to be impressive?
I've just barely started the video and he's admitted to reaching 415 and having to start using his walker again lately, I hope that fucking shoe leather tastes good you deceitful bitch. The lighting in these photos and video are fucking bizarre, he is reallllly trying to wash out the red I guess but it just ends up looking totally fucked. Oh god, here we go with the fucking medicine man bullshit too. LOL @ the convict rubbing boogie down awkwardly and shit, what the fuck?
He claims that he did a bunch of mescaline and 'went to outer space', and that Dezi and the shaman went grocery shopping for him during. This is definitely fake as fuck, he'd have us believe they left him unsupervised during a trip while they went to Walmart? This is really getting desperate. He won't outright say mescaline but he's already mentioned it twice off of Youtube, I have absolutely zero confidence that Boogie has the parts to go on a trip like that.
There is
absolutely no way this is Boogie post mescaline trip, I just flat out refuse to believe it. You mean he did drugs again, but he somehow isn't showing any clips of it? Yeah fucking right Steven, nice try dude.
AND THIS IS THE WEIGH-IN SHOT??? We can literally see that his foot is still hanging off that left side of the scale, but somehow by
sheer cooincidence they just
happened to frame and cut this shot so this is the most you ever see? God this is so sussy, look at weigh-in #2.
He even does the whole 'woe is me, I had a cheat meal and my first soda (*in a while) and just feel
so sick!'. He
literally says he had fried fish for dinner and that the 'sugar' made him '
violently ill'. That's right guys, the eating habits he's had for literally decades are suddenly making him violently ill because he ate slightly better for a week. We've all seen and heard this before, now he claims that his 'back is killing him' simply due to this cheat meal and soda.
Here's his 'breakfast' he describes as 'eggs and meat' (and cheese boogie, we can see it plain as day) but 5 days in he's actually groaning that he's tired of the taste already. Poor fucking baby, cry me a river that you're not eating Chick-Fil-A for breakfast. Put some no calorie hot sauce or some S+P on it, suck it up you pussy. Here's the 'final weigh-in':
Oh,
NOW he figures out how you should frame a scale. So this whole video has been bragging about getting back down a pound
ABOVE the weight he was going to voluntarily check himself into rehab once he'd reached? Nice one Steven, you really killed it and this definitely hasn't been water weight at all. You're definitely going to keep losing and won't lose interest shortly before returning to your atrocious diet. He STILL doesn't understand that it doesn't matter what he eats, it's literally all down to calories in vs calories out. He could lose weight on an all Marco's diet if he really wanted. By the way yes, the scale says 401.2 but this fat retard put it up on screen as 405.2. He's been doing Youtube for so long and he's
so bad at it.
Finally he says he's lost 13.5 pounds in the last two weeks.... but then he talks himself into justifying this as actually losing 14 pounds in a single week because he claims 'most of the weight' came off in the last seven days. Yeah, that's definitely not how that works. He actually rats on himself at this point and says 'That's with the cheat meals and the stupid mistakes, and everything else'. How many cheat meals and mistakes can you make inside 14 days of a brand new diet, Boogie? Jesus christ, I need a fucking shower after torturing myself through this one. Also Dezi is a really bad liar, I can tell she is just cosigning Boogie's bullshit by her voice alone. It's the same one she was using during Lolcow Live the other night when they pulled their whole trapdaddy performance.
EDIT: Oh, Morning Star is a 'chief' now apparently by the way. I don't think Boogie understands what a chief really is, and if he
was a chief wouldn't it at least say so on his instagram profile? Wouldn't there be
some Google result somewhere about him filling such an important leadership role for a tribe/nation? Here's a treat for you I just found, him describing his
'paranormal spiritual awakening experience', LOL. Update: long story short he claims he grew magic mushrooms and the mush in one tub would 'move towards him' when he sat in the same room and he felt a connection to them. So instead of selling them to some kind of doctor he claims he ate all 144g of them at once and didn't come down for 2 weeks. This is who we're dealing with here by the way, guys.