Cats are better than dogs

[MadStan]

Do not trust a man who loves dogs but despises cats. Chances are, it’s because he can get a dog to do what he wants, but a cat will do as it pleases.

But Mark Twain said it better:

"A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well."

"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Cats:
+ if some nigger breaks into my house I can throw my cat in his fucking face

Dogs:
- have you ever tried throwing a dog?!

Cats win.

 

[RollerGator]

Cats are vermin, dogs are the best animals. There's something very faggy about men who are into cats.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Men want a dog. A loyal, happy, dependable partner that will bond and looks up to you with love. Women want a cat. An arrogant, dangerous, selfish partner that makes you feel like you're the pet.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

When you walk into your door after a long day of work or school, your dog will come to greet you and throw a mini celebration, as if to say, "OhmygodOhmygodOhmygod you were gone for like fifteen minutes I missed you so much I'm so happy you're back!"

With cats? They're like "Oh, you're here. That's nice..."

Dogs win this one.

My cat runs up when I come home to say hi and get pets tho.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

Were loved by Hitler.

>has NatSoc PfP

I'm getting mixed signals here, boyo.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Fuck you I'm better than both

 

[I'm Retarded?]

H.P. Lovecraft has extensive opinions on this subject.

dog people telling on themselves ITT by claiming that "cats are difficult to bond with" because they're used to a spastic retard fawning over them just for existing. bonding with a cat is nothing more than a vibe check. all you have to do with a cat is let it come to you and reciprocate accordingly. cats tell you when they want attention, when they want to play, or when they want to be left alone. some cats are more affectionate than others, but unless a cat has been chronically mistreated, they all follow this rule. dogs are for type A people, cats are for type B people. personally I find dogs incredibly annoying, but also I'm friends with every animal, even bugs (unless they're trying to eat me)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I conclude cats are better than dogs

Incorrect.
Dogs, specifically bully breeds, are superior to cats.

 

[PAM Cooking Spray]

my cat freaks out if I don't let her in my room and has to be near me all the time, maybe the cats you guys had are just defective or something

 

[I'm Retarded?]

When you walk into your door after a long day of work or school, your dog will come to greet you and throw a mini celebration, as if to say, "OhmygodOhmygodOhmygod you were gone for like fifteen minutes I missed you so much I'm so happy you're back!"

With cats? They're like "Oh, you're here. That's nice..."

Dogs win this one.

my cat comes to the door to greet me every time I come home from work and waits for me to sit at my computer desk so she can jump up and lay on my arms and cuddle. she purrs really loud and after receiving enough pets, she curls up and sleeps so deeply it takes effort to wake her.

Men want a dog. A loyal, happy, dependable partner that will bond and looks up to you with love. Women want a cat. An arrogant, dangerous, selfish partner that makes you feel like you're the pet.

dog retard telling on themselves again. in the words of Cthulhu Man:

Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

Cats are needy as fuck too then they have a bond with you, and their cuteness force me to do their bidding which I'm helpless about.

my cat freaks out if I don't let her in my room and has to be near me all the time, maybe the cats you guys had are just defective or something

As I read this, I'm the only one working in the office, because I still haven't created a dedicated work-from-home space where my cats can't get to me. :-)

 

[Catler]

When you walk into your door after a long day of work or school, your dog will come to greet you and throw a mini celebration,

My cat would always greet me at the door and look for a few pets once I got home. She knew the sound of the car and would run from the window she could see me get out of it to the door.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

dog retard telling on themselves again. in the words of Cthulhu Man:

Dogs are the hieroglyphs of blind emotion, inferiority, servile attachment, and gregariousness—the attributes of commonplace, stupidly passionate, and intellectually and imaginatively undeveloped men. Cats are the runes of beauty, invincibility, wonder, pride, freedom, coldness, self-sufficiency, and dainty individuality—the qualities of sensitive, enlightened, mentally developed, pagan, cynical, poetic, philosophic, dispassionate, reserved, independent, Nietzschean, unbroken, civilised, master-class men. The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

Supposedly inferior:



Supposedly poetic:

 

[Catler]

Goes to space, dies:


Goes to space, lives:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Goes to space, dies:
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Goes to space, lives:
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It's not Laika's fault that Russians are fucking retards.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

A cat will betray you, a dog will never leave you. Dog wins

You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?

You see, WUWULU, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down.

A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

 

[draggs]

Goes to space, dies:
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Goes to space, lives:
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Good old Felicette

The second cat the French tried to send to space died though because the rocket malfunctioned

 

[Catler]

It's not Laika's fault that Russians are fucking retards.

That's no excuse when Félicette survived French engineering.

 

[N Space]

What about birds, snakes, and bugs?

Pests, vermin, blights, unwanted, invasive, wild, spray them with Raid until they stop moving.