Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Fat was told at the outbreak of the Russian invasion that he should go fight himself if Ukraine is so important. His response was something like "[the military] doesn't recruit 40-year-olds, child".

Truly a Real Life Tough Guy.

Pat also predicted multiple times that Ukraine would soundly beat Russia “within days.” That was years ago. Yet he still loves to tweet about how he’s “always right” and what a burden it is.

TL;DR Pat is a delusional retard.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pro-War Pat hitting hard and his trolls respond. There is something about Smith and Leslie that warns my heart.

I think he hates them.

He's using a ceasefire hashtag to get people to yell at him. Most people have the controversial "war is bad" opinion but not Pat.



also here's a joke attempt that's accidentally racist - so black people who work at grocery stores are broke?

 

[Post Reply]

He's using a ceasefire hashtag to get people to yell at him. Most people have the controversial "war is bad" opinion but not Pat.

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also here's a joke attempt that's accidentally racist - so black people who work at grocery stores are broke?

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I've never seen him go against the progressive grain before, how fascinating. I guess his need to simp for Biden was stronger than his need to conform to the pro-Hamas leftist crowd.

 

[grapeshark77]

I've never seen him go against the progressive grain before, how fascinating. I guess his need to simp for Biden was stronger than his need to conform to the pro-Hamas leftist crowd.

Yeah, he's doubling down? This is a great way to talk to those "leftists" (I thought Pat was a leftist?)



I love his dumb tweets when he's left alone. Incoherent Netflix joke, and a attempt to go viral about Barbie that's factually incorrect (multiple women got nominations for the movie, and the film itself got one).

 

[LobsterBoy669]

He's using a ceasefire hashtag to get people to yell at him. Most people have the controversial "war is bad" opinion but not Pat.

Pat doing a nice mealy-mouthed "maybe both sides are bad" routine here. No surprise, as Pat's mouth is constantly being filled with meals. He's quite rotund you see.

 

[AnOminous]

PoliticalPat thinks he is some sort of wide-travelled, educated geopolitics expert, when in fact he is just the "retarded warhawk american" stereotype that has been a person of cringe and ridicule in Europe since Bush.

And who is invariably fat as hell, like Pat, and an absolute pussy who talks a bunch of shit but then cries for the police if anyone so much as stands up and asks him "what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?"

 

[Nod Flenders]

He's using a ceasefire hashtag to get people to yell at him. Most people have the controversial "war is bad" opinion but not Pat.

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also here's a joke attempt that's accidentally racist - so black people who work at grocery stores are broke?

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"Wrong again, child! I'm not accidentally racist! Enjoy prison!"

He's still fat.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Pat also predicted multiple times that Ukraine would soundly beat Russia “within days.”

Trying to find those, got any screenshots? I feel like they would be something nice to remind him of.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Someone is like "why are you acting like a retard?" "Read this thread, child." "Lmao no, fuck off retard."

Can you imagine responding to someone asking a totally normal question with a weird, autistic demand they go off and read some thread?

I mean, that doesn't even work here in our domain of autistic fucks.

 

[MilkThePig]

It's easy to get blinded by Patrick's sheer heft and forget the fact that he's also a total piece of shit who abandoned his only child at birth (who he also threatened to kill right after she was born).

He is very fat too though. Important not to lose sight of that.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

You think Pat has to rotate bars because people grow to hate him? I remember BDA got reported by bar regulars because he made a fag joke and the two guys were gay. I choose to believe that if he didn’t piss off the faggots with a gay joke then the day in court would have never happened.

Definitely, he used to go to hoolies all the time. He’d post about the place and the people there like he owned it all, and he got super comfortable involving them in his drama. They got faxes of pat sucking trumps cock, they got the phone calls and inquiries from the pests. Then BDA went and Pat took advantage of his regular status to ask for the receipt BDA signed, was obliged, and proceeded to post it on Twitter, doxing BDA. The pests kicked up a shitstorm about that one and review bombed the place, it drew tons of unwanted attention. I don’t believe he’s been back to hoolies since. Whether it’s because he can’t or he’s just embarrassed, who knows. But now he seems to bounce around.

He’s a confrontational day drinker with no kids and a disinterested wife, who posts his every move in the hopes he’ll get a crumb of attention. I don’t think he could help but brag about his stalkers and being the most swatted man in America during his daytime excursions, and I imagine that hoolies isn’t the first place to put some distance between Pat and their establishment.

 

[MilkThePig]

Whether it’s because he can’t or he’s just embarrassed

Patrick never gets embarrassed by anything he does, so it's definitely not that. This is a man who got dragged onto his porch by police in the middle of the night with his 3 inch pecker blowing in the wind and he was actually proud that one of his neighbors who was recording the whole thing thought he was the police chief because he was screaming so loud.

He's incredibly mentally ill (and incredibly fat).

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

He is very fat too though. Important not to lose sight of that.

You can't lose sight of Pat. Pretty damn hard to miss an object as big as him.

 

[Something Awful]

Trying to find those, got any screenshots? I feel like they would be something nice to remind him of.

(Personally, I believe Ukraine should be given all possible aid. This is a contentious matter among Kiwis, as evidenced by the split threads in the Happenings forum, so I hope this thread doesn't veer into political debate and we can just limit it to making fun of General Fatton for treating the war like a Marvel movie and larping as a military expert)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ah, but you see, child, when Patrick said "facing collapse within days," he didn't specify how many days! Technicality Tomlinson always wins!

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

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(Personally, I believe Ukraine should be given all possible aid. This is a contentious matter among Kiwis, as evidenced by the split threads in the Happenings forum, so I hope this thread doesn't veer into political debate and we can just limit it to making fun of General Fatton for treating the war like a Marvel movie and larping as a military expert)

At the time Pat was correct about the imminent collapse of Russia.
The US military had planned to airdrop Pat on to Russia, if the country somehow survived the impact, Pat would then proceed to Moscow and bankrupt the economy by consuming all the available food in the nation.
Unfortunately operation Vatnikerroni fell through, not even a Supergalaxy has enough lift to get our Pat into the air.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Ah, but you see, child, when Patrick said "facing collapse within days," he didn't specify how many days! Technicality Tomlinson always wins!

He didn’t specify what collapse means either. I mean, Gosh, many people have so many different defintions. Surely he’s right under one of them

 

[Piggle Rick]

He didn’t specify what collapse means either. I mean, Gosh, many people have so many different defintions. Surely he’s right under one of them

If there is something that has collapsed I think it’s more likely Pat would be on top of it than under it.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

If there is something that has collapsed I think it’s more likely Pat would be on top of it than under it.

Wrong, stalker child, things only collapse under Jennifer's gravitational pull, enjoy prison. Wait for the knock.

 

[Tablet County]

He didn’t specify what collapse means either. I mean, Gosh, many people have so many different defintions. Surely he’s right under one of them

I assumed he meant the collapse of his shins under the weight of his enormous body.
Because he's fat.