I hate the term "goyslop"

I'm just going to leave this here since the OP is obviously fucking retarded:

"The Facebook founder, 39, announced on Instagram Wednesday that he and his family will be raising wagyu and angus cows on their multi-million-dollar compound in Kauai, Hawaii.

In his surprising new journey to “create some of the highest quality beef in the world,” the billionaire said his cattle will be raised on macadamia meal and beer, which is also grown on his property, Ko’olau Ranch."

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The Empirical Bogey said:
This seems to check out. I've never met a high-ranking Jew, but when they call in to the news via home webcam I always assess their decor, and when strolling through the wealthy part of my city I peek into the homes and stores. Half of them surround themselves with traditional fine Western goods. Engravings, filigree, busts, the works. But the other half go in for sheer minimalism - plain white with hints of gold and black in some simple-ass table or wall-mounted shelf. Both schools go in for books books books to impress people, both antique green and red leather-bound tomes and modern paperbacks with colorful spines. And both will have at least one weird and ugly modern art shysterpiece with Satanic overtones. One lady (Mrs. Zimmerman I think she was) had this six foot long plastic replica of an SAT-grade pencil on the wall. Those are fun to spot.
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They think cost is a literal measure of artistic worth. So sometimes they accidentally buy actually good shit, because it happened to be very expensive. But they are just as likely to spend the same amount of money getting gypped with some worthless money laundering scam art. There is no actual discernment going on.

They are also the people you hear about in legend who buy fancy looking books by the pound to put on their shelves and look smart. These books are not getting read.

geckogoy said:
I'm just going to leave this here since the OP is obviously fucking retarded:

"The Facebook founder, 39, announced on Instagram Wednesday that he and his family will be raising wagyu and angus cows on their multi-million-dollar compound in Kauai, Hawaii.

In his surprising new journey to “create some of the highest quality beef in the world,” the billionaire said his cattle will be raised on macadamia meal and beer, which is also grown on his property, Ko’olau Ranch."

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This is exactly what I was talking about. He doesn't think it is good because he has culinary or nutritional discernment. He thinks it's good because it's expensive. If you swapped the signs on the pale orange roma tomatoes and the farm-fresh heirlooms, he'd buy all the romas he could carry.
 
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I like the word goyslop. It is righteously shitting on poor products and insulting people who enjoy it. It is implicitly putting the blame where it should be and it is demanding from those who are insulted to either try and be content witht he pigsty they live in or try and elevate themselves. Into a slightly nicer pigsty.

It's pigsty's all the way down. We're all in the gutter. But some of us are looking at the stars.
 
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It's slop, and goy eat it. It's goyslop.

You don't truly appreciate the term until you've machined the extrusion molds they squirt ground up meat paste into to form chicken nuggies and had one sent back for remachining, apparently having never once been cleaned, potentially contaminating the entire shop and countless other food-grade components with botulism and who knows what else.

The term may get misused, but it exists for a reason.
 
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Fascist Frederick said:
The only thing I hate about it is how it went from specifically meaning High Fructose Corn Syrup to another term for "anything I don't like".
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Agreed. It should just be a base term for schlock. An example is a youtube comment I saw stating that Stein's;gate is goyslop. My bias for it out of the way, I don't think the Jews would pump out a show about a schizo scientist who hates CERN and make him win. Rather, the goyslop would be the overly pervy isekai and near-hentai shows that artificially get hyped on Xitter.
Tablet County said:
I hate goyslop but for a different reason. It's for the same reason I hate neologisms like sheeple. It's an extremely gay and petty way of making people who disagree with you seem like communist gangster computer frankensteins.
The reality is that you're an overweight retard who has an athsma attack whenever somebody likes something that you don't like.
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The only two types of people who use sheeple are internet athiests, and overly conspiritorial "redpill" niggers. And both are groups of people I despise conversing with.
 
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I love goyslop because it sounds funny. Hate how people over use it for everything now though instead of non-kosher consoomer shit of either hyper-processed foods or shit quality media with shit in it jewish people and other religions would find abhorrent.
 
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Goyslop isn't bad melodrama, cheap kitsch or simple food.
Goyslop is degenerate nonsense that rots the brain.

A stereotypical Jew in this regard might be feeding his "geriatric kid" bland knedles but he will be feeding your kid soda in a can laced with synthetic estrogen called Bisphenol.A together with a burger with beef from a cow pumped full of antibiotics and processed cheese that has more addatives to it than even milk from those kinds of cows.

The term has transcended its original meaning, just like the word faggot and now implies any such product that is destroying what ever/who ever its intended for regardless if a Jew came up with or not. edit: Usually cheap and accessible, sometimes "free" as someone else mentioned earlier.


Tablet is probably slopping up too much goyslop to see its use in contexts other than ironic/sarcastic.
 
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I am going to have to say 14 Heil Hitlers for typing this, but traditional Jewish food is not that bad. Sohlet is just a meat stew with beans. Chilli beans are better but it is perfectly servicable eating. Of course Hungarians use pork for it....

Fatty filling foods are an eastern european staple.
 
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Goy isn't really a Jew thing anymore, more of a general modern day peasant. And that's pretty much what those food are, peasant food high on unhealthy chemicals, sugar, salt and overly spiced. They make the population happy and fat. Though one could argue that laptop caste fancy food are not much better.

Also either OP is trolling on Jews products being subpar or is retarded since he names his account on a Jewish comedian who laughs at other Jews constantly, rather than some top German comedian who probably jokes on his shit.
 
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