Palworld - Everything you have ever wanted from a Pokemon game

[Rome's rightful successor]

The poke fags reeeeeing over this game is the epitome of this meme.

Trannies are absolutely seething and dilating.

Trannie didn't even list what #2 was.

 

[Archeops]

I've solved the issue of my base-working Pals acting like a bunch of idiots when doing transport jobs, it still happens every now and then but it's become rare.

I tried to reach the desert area but the clothes I was wearing at the time wasn’t suitable for it, I’ll fix that in a bit since Tocotoco spawn there and I want to turn my Tocotoco into a living RYNO.

I also managed to catch a Mammorest despite being Lv. 20, I just managed to notice two different Mammorests beating the ever-loving shit out of each other and I threw a couple of Giga Spheres at the survivor. Was it a waste of Giga Spheres? Probably, but it felt good catching one of those lumbering jackasses.

Oh, and the weapons you unlock on the Technology page are basically a base version. You can find schematics for better versions (marked by a number and a higher rarity) by opening chests. I managed to find a Crossbow 03 schematic in a dungeon.

If you’re feeling underpowered be on the lookout for Black Marketeers. They can sell you rarer Pals and items. And as the name implies buying from them supposedly adds some form of consequence to your character but it so far doesn't do anything since we're still in early access.

Excuse my autism farming, but Palworld is the first game since BOTW that's given me any sort of wonder of adventure. I can spend hours in this game, just looking around the world, poking into odd corners, both to find collectables, but also just to see what the hell I find, and think about a backstory I know will never fucking happen. I know it's an unapologetic ARK rip-off, but after Ark drank the BLM purple drank, it's filling that hole quite nicely.

I wasn’t initially interested in Palworld when it was announced but I decided to buy it after seeing it’s similar to Cobblemon. Surprisingly enough it’s better than that despite the jank.

Hey man when they are right they are right.

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I called him "The Egg"

Holy shit Dr. Eggman got buff, shame about the cancer claiming his glorious mustache though.

 

[Activelo]

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The dude who made all the posts trying to tie the game to Pokemon is legit a cunt. IDK if someone else already posted about this.
Sauce / Archive / Archive twitter

"animal abuse" ok peta

 

[instant]

That's not even remotely true. My circle of friends have been playing on a private dedicated server all week just by IP and port number. Solid performance and no crashes.

I only found out recently its just official and epic hosted servers. Private servers run generally fine as long its not too big (up to 20 players generally seems to run fine).

 

[Celebrate Nite]

So according to some people, Palword is being hyped up by "fake popularity" due to bots and having chinese investments, and the fact that the team involved is mostly chinks and pajeets.

 

[Gar For Archer]

There's been plenty of pokemon knockoff games that are even closer to the actual Pokemon formula and Nintendo has given no fucks because it's not illegal to copy game concepts or ideas. Palworld's monster designs are pretty much the same thing as any game that takes a real life gun/car/whatever and changes it slightly/renames it to avoid any licensing issues. GTA has been doing it for fucking years and they have yet to get sued by any car company as far as I know.

But if any of them tried, they might have won. Should Nintendo sue? Probably not. Do they have a case? Arguably. At least some of the designs fall in the too-close-for-comfort legal grey area, which is honestly really stupid on the part of the dev team because there’s like tens of thousands of different Fakemon designs out there, it just proves that it’s not that hard to make Pokemon-inspired designs that aren’t so “heavily inspired” by the source material. Any design that could even be vaguely accused of being a Pokemon ripoff should’ve been canned during development precisely to avoid this issue.

 

[Shlomo XL]

"Six million? In four days?"

I wonder if mr. Anime Face knows what he's doing there.

 

[Snekposter]

They made a Salazzle rip-off (Lovander) that officially wants to fuck humans as per its Paldex entry. What a time to be alive.

Spoiler: Warning: Rule 34 is in Full Effect

What, you thought it would take longer for the furry coomers to get all over this game?

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

What, you thought it would take longer for the furry coomers to get all over this game?

I wonder if the artist is going to get a bunch of people yelling at him. Not because it's porn, but because it's porn of the evil AI ripoff game.

 

[Snekposter]

I wonder if the artist is going to get a bunch of people yelling at him. Not because it's porn, but because it's porn of the evil AI ripoff game.

This the Internet. There's always yelling, especially when you have furry autism involved.

 

[Zookerton]

May Gamefreak Cope Seethe and Dilate. They've been sitting on a gold mine for over a decade and have done fuck all for innovation. You know it's incredibly stupid when Pokemon colosseum, XD, and Battle revolution look better than the current gen switch games.

 

[Archeops]

I decided to explore area western area where you can find Mossanda and Tocotoco did some serious damage, not much but the kickback from the Eggbomb Launcher grenades was enough to launch a few Free Pall Alliance nutters to their deaths. I also decided to test out Mammorest and I was shocked to see them KO Pals that were a good 5 levels higher than it was and tank some hits.

That Lv. 3 crossbow is a really nice upgrade to the base one in terms of damage (it's more-or-less double what the base version can put out) but the load times are the same.

But if any of them tried, they might have won. Should Nintendo sue? Probably not. Do they have a case? Arguably. At least some of the designs fall in the too-close-for-comfort legal grey area, which is honestly really stupid on the part of the dev team because there’s like tens of thousands of different Fakemon designs out there, it just proves that it’s not that hard to make Pokemon-inspired designs that aren’t so “heavily inspired” by the source material. Any design that could even be vaguely accused of being a Pokemon ripoff should’ve been canned during development precisely to avoid this issue.

Eh, I'm not too bothered by the knock-off designs since everybody does it at some point. Hell, I vaguely remember seeing either Datel and/or one of bigger strategy guide companies using two knock-off Pokémon designs that are clearly meant to be Groudon and Kyogre to advertise their products during the RSE era.

 

[instant]

Reminds me I ought to start grinding the level 29 dungeons. You get all sorts of while shit from there since that's the benchmark for the game to open up, so lots of busted schematics, uncommon+ accessories and skill fruits

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The dude who made all the posts trying to tie the game to Pokemon is legit a cunt. IDK if someone else already posted about this.

The “abuse” is really overstated. You’re generally far more incentivized to catch and treat pals well than to kill and abuse them. Also it’s very cartoon violence, it’s not like you blow the enemies to chunks.

 

[linchan]

Anyone know where to get the 3D model for both PalWorld and Pokemon

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Anyone tried capturing a hostile NPC? Because you can do that. It's hilarious. They have no Pal skills but at least they do damage.

Say hello to my friend's "pal". Steve.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Anyone tried capturing a hostile NPC? Because you can do that. It's hilarious. They have no Pal skills but at least they do damage.

Say hello to my friend's "pal". Steve.

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I ended up catching a grunt just to see what would happen. It's pretty funny how the game says that capturing humans is "generally frowned upon." Doesn't stop you from going and selling them on the black market. I haven't tried the butcher knife on him...

 

[Incel Death Note]

Does upgrading Tocotoco with essences and souls increase the damage when using it as a bazooka? They're a pain to catch but the bazooka is just too fun.

 

[instant]

Anyone tried capturing a hostile NPC? Because you can do that. It's hilarious. They have no Pal skills but at least they do damage.

Say hello to my friend's "pal". Steve.

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You can catch shopkeepers too actually. Deploying a captured shopkeeper to your base lets you just have a shop ready for use anytime you want by talking to him.

 

[30+GameOvers]

So according to some people, Palword is being hyped up by "fake popularity" due to bots and having chinese investments, and the fact that the team involved is mostly chinks and pajeets.
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Is that 8chan.moe? Posters there are full blown(pedo) retards, they have shit/wrong opinions time and time again, so I am not surprised some of them are sperging out and having schizo episodes.
The game looks fun. I'm thinking of adding it to my backlog when it clears up. How is piracy for it, does it have a need to connect to a central server? DRM?

Are you missing the part where i am saying people only care about Dexit if the games are bad? Make a good game, players don’t care.

Your argument is that "People don't care about dexit", which I already told you is wrong. Since you're wrong on the first assumption, everything else you said that's banking on the wrong assumption as a base is also wrong.
Gamefreak lost a ton of fans and sales when Sword Shield unveiled Dexit for the first time, they were mocked for it too. Same goes for the DLC and I've even seen sperging that you couldn't transfer more Pokemon in Let's Go games before it. I assume you're new to the franchise and missed all that.
The players were anything but happy, and I myself made it a case to stop buying games after 20+ years over this, as well as not buying a Switch. Anyone who says that "people are fine with Dexit" for any reason are wrong. Why you keep seeing people buying the games regardless is because Pokemon literally cannot fail, they take the minimal route to success, still fail at it and they get showered with sales never the less. I don't think anything of it, because if anybody spends money on SwSh or SV or any other nu-Pokemon games then they're consoomer retards that don't deserve mention, they will literally buy anything. They're the middle, free bingo square in human form, nothing more.
Dexit is just part of a larger issue, one that will never be solved as long as the franchise is printing money, and no, people will never stop caring about Dexit because it is just as much of a gameplay issue as well as an ideological one: That was when Gamefreak really started cutting corners and never stopped since. Even XY and SM are looking like masterpieces now, and guess what, they had all the Pokemon in them up until that point. That's the sign they care, even a little bit, afterwords even that was gone and anyone who followed the franchise for more than one gen and/or build up their collection took it personally.