Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Of course we don't. Even his hideousness is eclipsed by how fucking fat he is. Not to mention his fatness is a direct contributor to his ugliness.
He is also called a faggot and has his bitch tits pointed out a lot, which eclipses (haha fat) his ugliness as well.
 
Welp, due to recent Pattyverse events I was prompted to make a new thread for Matthew Berdyck, still working on it's good enough for now.

If you liked Shane Nokes, they have a lot in common: fake successful career, homelessness, raped. But Matthew is way more prolific, violent, and has pro se litigation content. If you're not in a reading mood at least check out the clips.
 
Welp, due to recent Pattyverse events I was prompted to make a new thread for Matthew Berdyck, still working on it's good enough for now.

If you liked Shane Nokes, they have a lot in common: fake successful career, homelessness, raped. But Matthew is way more prolific, violent, and has pro se litigation content. If you're not in a reading mood at least check out the clips.
He's trying to host a Twitter space right now.
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"complex flavor notes" Patrick tries so hard to be cosmopolitan but at the end of the day he's just a fat syrup-drinking rube.
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Professional author no doubt meant to type “swap agave for honey” rather than the other way around. He’s always so busy trying to seem worldly and clever that he trips over his own ego and face-plants into humiliation.

I shared the BDA restraining order audio with a friend who’s new to Pat. With zero prepping whatsoever, he responded, “This guy is trying way too hard to sound erudite and it’s painful to hear him fail so spectacularly.” It’s always funny how immediately people with brains pick up on the fact that Pat is an insufferable loser.
 
This is a contentious matter among Kiwis, as evidenced by the split threads in the Happenings forum, so I hope this thread doesn't veer into political debate and we can just limit it to making fun of General Fatton for treating the war like a Marvel movie and larping as a military expert
Left or Right. Pro-Ukraine or Pro-Russia I think the one thing we can all come together and agree on is that Patrick is a ginormous retard with the worst takes imaginable.
 
I still can’t fathom his motivation.

Either he has already explained the situation to Lynne or whoever and they know to ignore random text messages from internet weirdos or he hasn’t and he knows that the internet weirdo is telling the truth so he will only look like a fat fool when what is predicted happens.

In both cases, arguing with the internet weirdos on a chain text just makes him appear to be a moron sooner or later.
 
"complex flavor notes" Patrick tries so hard to be cosmopolitan but at the end of the day he's just a fat syrup-drinking rube.
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He comes from a country that loves their fructose corn syrup in everything so of course he'd love any other non maple syrup that has massive health risks. It's no wonder he looks to be 400lbs and is often confused with the solar eclipse when walking down the street.
 
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