DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[kiwirevolving]

Safe to assume some dent informed him about the goings on here if he wasn't lurking himself.

I don't see Phil being bright enough to figure out himself how to get here without someone sending him a direct link

 

[Kongolo]

What the fuck is Phil babbling about trolls fucking with his income and trying to make him go out of business?

The argentinian memberships expose just how broken his "business model" is. Normally it's just OIC gifting members and now this faggot can just tip him instead, because let's not forget tips help the most right now. How is it that a troll gifting memberships is going to stop the paypigs from giving their disability checks to Phil?

This rant really supports the theory that he uses the YouTube money to pay all his bills and the tips go exclusively to WWE Champions.

 

[The Pulverizer]

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.

If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

 

[Kongolo]

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.
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If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

Again, how is gifting cheap memberships hurting his livelihood?


There are a lot of other ways to give him money and he is constantly reminding people of them. Superchats, superthanks, tips, etc.
There's even the chance that some of the people who were gifted will actually renew their membership. Of course we know that is not going to happen because almost all of his members were gifted by a couple of paypigs, and these faggots can just tip him instead.


He's so paranoid about the argentian memberships because he thinks people who would normally become "legit" members won't give him money, but that ignores the fact that his business is maintained by just a few retards with deep wallets.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Again, how is gifting cheap memberships hurting his livelihood?

Because in Phil's demented spoilt manbaby mind he thinks not paying the full US dollar amount for a membership is stealing from him. He doesnt see it as gaining money from extra memberships, he see's it as losing the few dollars difference it would cost to buy a membership in $'s instead of Argentinian currency.

He used to rant back in the day how the clip channels are stealing money from him because people are watching those channels instead of his, even though according to Phil he makes nothing from ad revenue and tips help the liquidity of his business...

Like everything with Phil talking about money, what Phil says makes sense if you dont think about it

 

[FamicomGorby]

So not exactly DSP related but ya know how it would be weird if an actual business talked the way Phil did?

I've collected a few old propaganda posters over the years and before they can be framed they need to be linen backed. I put in a quote to this place called Posterfix a few years ago so I got on their email list. Ended up using someone else though so I have no idea what their work is really like. Anyway for the last year they've started begging for business more and more and today just sent out an email that could have literally been written by DSP.

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.
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If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

Yeah it's not like everyone would just move on to someone else. The internet has an infinite supply of terminally online lolcows, if Dave left the internet tomorrow then no one would care and everything about him would be forgotten in a decade, except for the fact that he jerked off on stream that one time.

 

[kiwirevolving]

He said it himself

Again, how is gifting cheap memberships hurting his livelihood?

Phil said it himself: he thinks that if his dents see all those memberships then they won't be inclined to donate as much because they think Phil made enough money already

 

[Lady Adjani]

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.
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If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

Dave will never again work a real 9-5, must be huffing some premium petrol to even suggest such a thing.

 

[Twrx]

He said it himself

Phil said it himself: he thinks that if his dents see all those memberships then they won't be inclined to donate as much because they think Phil made enough money already

No matter how much he gets, it will never be enough. He could make a million dollars a day and he would still beg.

 

[Kongolo]

The argument that "a-logs are gifting argentian memberships therefore Burnell Productions is going to be forced to close its doors" is straight up pignosis talk.

 

[JPG]

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.
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If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

WRONG!

If DSPs income significantly decreases on YouTube, he will still continue to beg and won't get a job.
If DSP gets banned from YouTube, he will stream elsewhere like Rumble or Kick, he will still continue to beg and won't get a job.
If DSPs livelihood is left completely alone, he will still continue to beg and won't get a job.

Lolcow content is locked in and guaranteed no matter which trajectory he takes. In fact as he has demonstrated by the Argentina-saga, any changes to his income no matter how small will increase the amount of lolcow content. You can only imagine the level of emergency videos and meltdown if he ever were to lose YouTube partnership (which is never going to happen).

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's so paranoid about the argentian memberships because he thinks people who would normally become "legit" members won't give him money, but that ignores the fact that his business is maintained by just a few retards with deep wallets.

Dave's current plan implicitly admits that nobody is renewing their memberships, because it makes no sense to cut off all his current $3.99 memberships.

The whole point of these memberships in Dave's mind is he sees that money from idiots who auto-renew forever. Similar to Patreon, fuck you for asking him to do stuff, just give him money.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.
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If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

i'd love it if he was forced to get a real job. i would laugh at that a whole lot

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

DSP shockingly made a good argument against a-logging.
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If he's forced to get a real job, then who will we laugh at? Let him continue to ruin his life on his own. He doesn't need a helping hand.

This is nothing more than Phil posturing and taking the most convenient stance he can at the time. It’s amazing how fast “I’m not a lolcow, go laugh at someone else” changes to “if you like laughing at my content you need to make sure I still get all the money I deserve so you can keep laughing at my content” when it’s most convenient.

What happens if Phil loses 1K in revenue per month? Well, he may have to stop playing champions. And his net income after this adjustment would be the same. What happens if it’s 2K? Well, he may have to reduce the amount spent on doordash and alcohol. His net remains the same. 3K? Maybe he doesn’t have the luxury of randomly splurging on fight sticks, or games he only plays once and sends to ban world. Maybe he can’t buy Jasper $150 worth of treats and liter every other week, or can’t get his hair cut at some faggy women’s hair salon. His net remains the same.

DSP has so much wiggle room in his expenses it’s not even funny. What really scares him is that he would have to exercise any degree of self control and cut out the superfluous things he’s used to being able to spend on frivolously, because he’s both unwilling to accept this change in lifestyle and is so addicted to spending that he knows it would put a ridiculous strain on him and further damage his ego if he had to exercise any small degree of self control. And like everyone else has already said, this dude will be streaming forever, and if he can’t he will take welfare and force Kat to work full time.

 

[JPG]

By attacking Phil you're only making him look good.
By attacking him till you've basically broken him, or whatever his trolls are hoping to achieve, you will only make his content less funny.
Why can't people just point and laugh? You are achieving literally nothing by fucking with the cow except stooping to their level or even lower.

Are the people attacking Phil in the room with us now?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Are the people attacking Phil in the room with us now?

The call is coming from inside the house!!!

 

[myone]

by fucking with the cow except stooping to their level or even lower.

I'm not in favor of cow tipping, never have been, never will. But: What an incredibly homosexual thing to say.

0% of the laughs and entertainment I derive out of observing DSP has anything to do with feeling morally superior to the guy. He's a stupid moron and I'm the asshole laughing at him for being retarded.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Are the people attacking Phil in the room with us now?

Every time anyone here talks about Phil getting trolled in any way shape or form the message should end with DISCLAIMER I WASNT THE ONE THAT TROLLED HIM.

This is at the point we are at, and even then some random people will still come here and accuse us of cowtipping.

I guess also any time DSP gets trolled we will have people come in and tell us its BAD, way to harsh and mean dood, even if its something as tame as the argentine arc... Seriously EVERY other cow in this site has had it worse than this particular way of trolling and no one cries over it.

 

[myone]

Nigga, you are not the average detractor. I've seen the comments where people constantly compare themselves to DSP. The entire a-log mentality is based on fucking with the person whom you consider to be inferior to you.

Yes, all of those are reddit tier a-logs. Dumbest race to the bottom ever if you're trying to prove you're better than DSP.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I for one think it's funny to watch the objectively bad person get fucked with.