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[skykiii]

Is reddit bugged right now for anyone else?

Just now I visited it on my clearnet account and it shows me the page like I'm not logged in, so I click the log-in button... but then it displays the "you are already signed in" button.... but still acts like I'm not signed in....

I even tried doing a maximum reload where you make the page ignore your cache... same deal.

(Usually I only use my clearnet account for if I'm going to reddits to ask pertinent technical questions or the like).

 

[HR Pickens]

Is reddit bugged right now for anyone else?

Just now I visited it on my clearnet account and it shows me the page like I'm not logged in, so I click the log-in button... but then it displays the "you are already signed in" button.... but still acts like I'm not signed in....

I even tried doing a maximum reload where you make the page ignore your cache... same deal.

(Usually I only use my clearnet account for if I'm going to reddits to ask pertinent technical questions or the like).

I'm getting "you broke reddit" pages. Something is up.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

the British Empire did nothing wrong

So black people in America generally date within their race and hate white people, right?

So if colonialism is so bad, why do all these post-colonial nations have their women loving us STILL and having "go for a white guy" be the conventional wisdom?

 

[Fapcop]

COVIDIOT WATCH TUESDAY EDITION


Imagine spending so much money on COVID tests, that it becomes an actual drain on your finances.

“What in the F?!” You may say. Well, a quick look into the thread reveals that some of these weirdos test themselves every day or every other day, and talk about it like it’s the most natural thing in the world:


“HOW CAN I USE COVID TO DRIVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES AWAY?!”

Easy, just demand that they jump through COVID hoops if they want to hang!

Meanwhile we get a nice discussion going about the coming hellscape of COVID zombies and permanently disabled:



“GOOD NEWS! GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL BEFORE COVID DOES!”


“THEY WILL SEND US ALL TO THE COVID CAMPS! LIKE IN THE FIFTIES!”


“ITS EVEN WORSE! DONT THINK 1950IES, THINK EIGHTEEN-FIFTIES!”


What a optimistic, totally mentally stable group!

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

r/jobs is probably my favorite subreddit.

"I'm a fat neckbeard high school dropout who can't be fucking bothered to put on pants and I smell like shit because I never shower. My hobbies are writing amputee rape fanfiction and lusting over white genocide on commie subreddits"

Why can't I find a job?

"How can I find a fully remote job making minimum 90k and unlimited days off where I don't ever have to use a webcam, talk on the phone, work on a team or speak to a customer, and I only have to work about 2 easy hours a day so I can browse Reddit for the rest? My highest education level is a high school diploma. I was taking college courses but I had to drop out because I have ADHD, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, CPTSD and bipolar disorder. I have no job experience or skills except being a cashier and I'm looking for a job that doesn't require certification or licensing."

Top replies: "Sorry man, you're fucked, capitalism is genocidal against people with disabilities. Join the movement at r/antiwork. BTW, 90k is barely living paycheck to paycheck unless you live in a swamp crackhouse in the rural south, so OP isn't asking for too much!"

 

[Tealeaf]

Is reddit bugged right now for anyone else?

Just now I visited it on my clearnet account and it shows me the page like I'm not logged in, so I click the log-in button... but then it displays the "you are already signed in" button.... but still acts like I'm not signed in....

If new reddit fails to load data (posts, etc), it thinks you're logged out when you're still logged in. It just couldn't get the data. Quality is their passion.

 

[Gondolindrim]

“GOOD NEWS! GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL BEFORE COVID DOES!”

I can't bring myself to care about Global Warming entirely because of people like this. They insist that we're doomed and then get mad that no one's riotting in the streets about climate change. Climate "disaster" is on the list of things that I firmly don't believe will be what finally does in mankind.

 

[DumbDude43]

Dumb reason to ban but anti-pit bull is a coal take.

cringe post
pitbulls are the niggers of dogs

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

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“Proud Native American Indian Woman” to camgirl to OnlyFans pipeline boasting about this on Reddit never fails.

"White man I hate you for what you did to my people 200 years ago. Also I want to suck your beautiful white cock"

People who have racial grievances but secretly want to fuck the other side is the tale of our modern world.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Imagine spending so much money on COVID tests, that it becomes an actual drain on your finances.

They are free here from public health and you can get them at libraries and places like that. But there was a big scandal a couple months ago because the approved test worked way less well than they thought. Now they give out a different brand.

Climate "disaster" is on the list of things that I firmly don't believe will be what finally does in mankind.

Famous last words of the dinosaurs.

cringe post
pitbulls are the niggers of dogs

I love all dogs, anti-pit bull is reddit-tier. They hate them because it's the only thing they're allowed to hate.

 

[AnOminous]

I love all dogs, anti-pit bull is reddit-tier. They hate them because it's the only thing they're allowed to hate.

Reddit is full of pit bull worshipping niggerfaggots.

Despite being less than 6 percent of all dogs, shit bulls commit 66 percent of fatal attacks.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Reddit is full of pit bull worshipping niggerfaggots.

I've seen their anti-pit bull subreddit.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Reddit is full of pit bull worshipping niggerfaggots.

Despite being less than 6 percent of all dogs, shit bulls commit 66 percent of fatal attacks.

I've noticed the same trashy chicks that date exclusively nigger drug dealers and felons are also the shitbull defense force.

I think it's an extension of their hibristaphillia.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

"How can I find a fully remote job making minimum 90k and unlimited days off where I don't ever have to use a webcam, talk on the phone, work on a team or speak to a customer, and I only have to work about 2 easy hours a day so I can browse Reddit for the rest? My highest education level is a high school diploma. I was taking college courses but I had to drop out because I have ADHD, anxiety, depression, schizophrenia, CPTSD and bipolar disorder. I have no job experience or skills except being a cashier and I'm looking for a job that doesn't require certification or licensing."

Some good ideas for subreddits in there.

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People Doing Work While I Relax Is Stressful (self.CPTSD)
submitted 19 hours ago by Oystercracker123

Hearing my roommates clean in the kitchen, or move stuff in the garage is terrifying to me. Every time I hear something loud I get nauseous and anxious.
Many times my parents would be taking care of stuff around the house and get mad that I didn't offer to help like I had to read their minds or something. Them doing work meant I was being bad.

"Oh my GOD, everyone actually doing work like keeping the house tidy and cooking my food just STRESSES ME OUT"

Poster is on weed and LSD. Posting history has some gold nuggets, like wanting to start a GoFundMe for religious marijuana possession.

 

[Finnish Air Force]

Why are Redditors like this?

 

[Punished Magician]

Why are Redditors like this?
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>telling your five year old everything about how sex works because you misheard them ask "mommy whats a peanuts"
"OLD ENOUGH TO ASK MEANS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW! YOU JUST OPPOSE IT BECAUSE THE UNINFORMED ARE EASIER TO GROOM!"
>letting elementary schoolers read a book with explicit sex scenes illustrated in full color
"LOVE IS LOVE, CHUD! SOME RANDOM PRIVATE SCHOOL IN SMALLTOWN TEXAS REMOVING IT FROM THEIR LIBRARY IS LITERAL GENOCIDE AND ILLEGAL CENSORSHIP!"

>a 36 year old dates a *checks notes* 26 year old
"OH MY FAUCI, PEDO ALERT!!!!! THAT'S LITERALLY A CHILD!!!!!!"

Very happy that a high percentage of Redditors are too retarded to ever reproduce and have children of their own.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Why are Redditors like this?
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a 36 year old dates a *checks notes* 26 year old
"OH MY FAUCI, PEDO ALERT!!!!! THAT'S LITERALLY A CHILD!!

It either came from Tumblr or they brought it in there, hence the disrespancy.
Most redditors moved to tumblr, we even had staff made weird changes as site was popular now.

But yeah, I see A LOT of "25 is a child basically" tumblr posts. Especially if it is aabout a woman. Bonus point if notes are full of borderline gerontophile gals getting mad at OP.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

COVIDIOT WATCH TUESDAY EDITION

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Imagine spending so much money on COVID tests, that it becomes an actual drain on your finances.

“What in the F?!” You may say. Well, a quick look into the thread reveals that some of these weirdos test themselves every day or every other day, and talk about it like it’s the most natural thing in the world:
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“HOW CAN I USE COVID TO DRIVE ALL MY FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES AWAY?!”
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Easy, just demand that they jump through COVID hoops if they want to hang!

Meanwhile we get a nice discussion going about the coming hellscape of COVID zombies and permanently disabled:

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“GOOD NEWS! GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL BEFORE COVID DOES!”
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“THEY WILL SEND US ALL TO THE COVID CAMPS! LIKE IN THE FIFTIES!”
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“ITS EVEN WORSE! DONT THINK 1950IES, THINK EIGHTEEN-FIFTIES!”
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What a optimistic, totally mentally stable group!

These people can't be for real, Jesus Lord. Basically everyone in the entire world has had covid by now, so do they seriously think 10% of the world's population is supposed to have this "long covid" zombie disease they've whipped themselves into a frenzy about? Well I guess the zombie apocalypse is fuckin here then, folks. Once these retards realize that, they might never leave their house again.

 

[Finnish Air Force]

>telling your five year old everything about how sex works because you misheard them ask "mommy whats a peanuts"
"OLD ENOUGH TO ASK MEANS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW! YOU JUST OPPOSE IT BECAUSE THE UNINFORMED ARE EASIER TO GROOM!"
>letting elementary schoolers read a book with explicit sex scenes illustrated in full color
"LOVE IS LOVE, CHUD! SOME RANDOM PRIVATE SCHOOL IN SMALLTOWN TEXAS REMOVING IT FROM THEIR LIBRARY IS LITERAL GENOCIDE AND ILLEGAL CENSORSHIP!"

>a 36 year old dates a *checks notes* 26 year old
"OH MY FAUCI, PEDO ALERT!!!!! THAT'S LITERALLY A CHILD!!!!!!"

Very happy that a high percentage of Redditors are too retarded to ever reproduce and have children of their own.

I just saw another thread of Redditors freaking out about proposed legislation that would allow the death penalty for someone who rapes a child under 12. Too long to capture. All sorts of insane arguments that harsh penalties actually encourage more rape somehow. Or that children wouldn't report rape because they would feel bad for their perpetrator.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

All sorts of insane arguments that harsh penalties actually encourage more rape somehow. Or that children wouldn't report rape because they would feel bad for their perpetrator

Incredible to see the "logic" behind not punishing women for false rape accusations rear its head in yet another case.