Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I've been playing around with the ai voice model of Null from the Joshcore thread and decided to use it with some Rick soundbites, I think I've gotten so used to hearing Ricks manner of speaking that I forgot how unbelievably gay he sounds.
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Even with Jewsh's cadence, the AI still comes off as more heterosexual and physically imposing than Fatrick. "It's truly bizarre, truly bizarre".

All he ever had to fucking do to win against the trolls was, and is to just STOP. FUCKING. RESPONDING.
It's his signature pigheadedness and the fact that he overshares which makes him a primo lolpig. If one of the redditors were to state that Patrick wears underwear, without even being tagged, Rick will drunkenly Kool-Aid Man himself into their replies with a "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison". Without fail, sometimes hundreds of times a day.

He engages in this behavior despite not being legally retarded like Cyraxx, schizophrenic like Daniel Larson, or as inebriated as Ralph/Rekieta/BMJ (this point is debatable). If you were to spot him in public, he would appear to be your typical Midwestern rube. Despite his highschool GPA, he SHOULD be smart enough to figure out how to escape this negative feedback loop, yet he refuses to disengage every time.

He wants this attention, he NEEDS this attention, because without it, what does he have? Despite all of his talk about family, who does he have outside of his second, better wife? He abandoned his daughter and his in-laws despise him enough to cut him out of their Christmas card. Outside of cons where he's accrued enough lefty points to speak about AIDS in space, he's always spotted alone, glued to his smartphone or laptop. Sure, he'll tell you that he was an insurance salesman 15 years ago, but he now claims to be a professional author despite not publishing anything in over three years. His life is truly stagnant: no job, no family, no irl friends, and no children. Ask yourself, is this a life worth living?

Any "mentally healthy" person would tell you that it isn't. If this is all there was to Jennifer's life, I'm convinced he wouldn't be here for our viewing pleasure. When he goes on his press tours, watch his interviews, observe his body language, truly listen to him speak. Despite his supposed "trauma", he's ecstatic to be there. He's overly jovial when recanting about this supposedly random "criminal harassment campaign". This is why I find Patrick intriguing, his self-imposed martyrdom is what gives him fulfillment in life. DLTIW is a cope because even disregarding the trolls, Rick seeks new conflict on a daily basis. If Pat didn't receive negative attention, he'd receive NO attention and he'd rather be remembered as an asshole than to be completely forgotten.
 
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It's easy to get blinded by Patrick's sheer heft and forget the fact that he's also a total piece of shit who abandoned his only child at birth (who he also threatened to kill right after she was born).

He is very fat too though. Important not to lose sight of that.
I have younger friends
No, my daughter is not one
She knows who I am
 
I've been playing around with the ai voice model of Null from the Joshcore thread and decided to use it with some Rick soundbites, I think I've gotten so used to hearing Ricks manner of speaking that I forgot how unbelievably gay he sounds.
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Pat writes the way a cunty Ivy League Mother talks, which always have made me think a lot of his sayings, are things his mother would use on him, "noo child, wrong in every last detail" etc , he always scolds people like a woman would, it makes him sound gay...
 
Pat writes the way a cunty Ivy League Mother talks, which always have made me think a lot of his sayings, are things his mother would use on him, "noo child, wrong in every last detail" etc , he always scolds people like a woman would, it makes him sound gay...
These are all quotes from Josiah tape five. Pat thought he was going to be the subject of an extensive Huffington Post article on cyber stalking. However, he failed to vet properly and was successfully strung along by legendary troll/journalist Josiah Munoz. There's hours of audio which you can find here. They're all worth listening to but here's the final blowout, for your listening pleasure:

 
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If one of the redditors were to state that Patrick wears underwear, without even being tagged, Rick will drunkenly Kool-Aid Man himself into their replies with a "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison."

I don't know if you're referencing this, but he literally did exactly that one time lmao:

From BudDickman on the other fourm:

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These are all quotes from Josiah tape five. Pat thought he was going to be the subject of an extensive Huffington Post article on cyber stalking. However, he failed to vet properly and was successfully stung along by legendary troll/journalist Josiah Munoz. There's hours of audio which you can find here. They're all worth listening to but here's the final blowout, for your listening pleasure:

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HOLY SHIT i forgot how good this was. My own memory downplays just how fucking weird that dude is, literally unbelievable. Thanks for reposting, I'm laughing my ass off.
 
DLTIW is a cope because even disregarding the trolls, Rick seeks new conflict on a daily basis. If Pat didn't receive negative attention, he'd receive NO attention and he'd rather he remembered as an asshole than to be completely forgotten.
remember that this is also how the trolls noticed him in the first place - because he was being an edgy, contrarian, confrontational asshole on twitter like he always is.
like, even today he is still like that. if you filter out the hundreds of "enjoy prison, stalker" tweets he makes every day, the remaining tweets he posts are all hyper partisan politisperging, usually worded in the most condescending and inflammatory way possible. the man actively seeks out conflict and confrontation, all day, every day.
 
These are all quotes from Josiah tape five. Pat thought he was going to be the subject of an extensive Huffington Post article on cyber stalking. However, he failed to vet properly and was successfully stung along by legendary troll/journalist Josiah Munoz. There's hours of audio which you can find here. They're all worth listening to but here's the final blowout, for your listening pleasure:

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Josiah: I spoke with my supervisor about getting in contact with you. She says that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits, so we're gonna have to cancel the article.
Rick: ..........oh. Well, the problem with that, sweetie, is that we already figured that out.
Josiah: You already figured out that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?

Fucking legend. Never gets old.
 
Not gonna lie, I kinda miss Hoolies being part of the daily Patlore. If he did manage to get his fat ass drummed out of there by his own hubris, though, I'll laugh my ass off.
The brothermen seem to think Patrick was either banned from Hoolies or too embarrassed to show back up after the BDA incident. The following is according to brothermen:

When BDA went there and texted Patrick that he was at Hoolies and wanted to fight him or whatever and then left, Patrick used his leverage as a regular barfly to ask them for a picture of the receipt BDA signed because he used his credit card for his bill like a rube and Hoolies obliged and gave Patrick BDAs name. Hoolies was then flooded with negative reviews and other stuff by the stalkers. So either Hoolies told Pat to fuck off after all the harassment and neg reviews or he's too embarrassed to show his fat face there after it all went down.
 
You seem to underestimate his ability to just deny things in the face of proof.
I truly believe you could drop him into the ocean and ask him how the water is and he would reply 'there is no water child, those are your delusions again'
They're all worth listening to but here's the final blowout, for your listening pleasure:
I've heard this before and been amazed by how fucking camp he is, he sounds like a fat Midwestern dive bar drag queen.
 
I genuinely don't understad Rick on this one. What does this have to do with the far left?
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Here is the article and it doesn't say anything? This was interesting though.
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I genuinely don't understad Rick on this one. What does this have to do with the far left?
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Here is the article and it doesn't say anything? This was interesting though.
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because the trannies will kill themselves if we don't pander to their delusions right? Of course patrick is fine with this tactic, it is the tactic of narcissistic abusers to threaten suicide if you don't do what they want.
 
I love when the Josiah tapes get repost to the thread. Just listening back again to #5, I’m struck all over again by how insane this man really is.

The whole effeminate repeating of “you have nothing…to… say” over and over becomes a way for him to self-soothe while desperately trying to remain in control.

But at the forefront of this exchange is the inescapable fact that Patrick is a GAY MAN. It comes through so clearly it can hardly be questioned. His entire persona is a larp to cover up his homosexuality. It’s crystal clear to me.
 
They're all worth listening to but here's the final blowout, for your listening pleasure:
I haven’t listened to these in awhile, but revisiting them sends my ribs far above orbit. They are now with the Voyager 1 spacecraft. For idiots like Pat this was a spacecraft launched in the 70s that is now exiting the outer bounds of our solar system. Enjoy prison.
 
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