Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

IANAL and retarded but you can't foia financial info from a debtors exam from a private citizen can you?

Mostly because it'd be hilarious for Fatrick's to be out there, but I can settle for (god willing it happens) his financials being known to more than himself and his family because then he'd finally lose the last bit of control he has over this whole troll situation by being able to deny needing MiL's help in spite of apparent financial inadequacies.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
IANAL and retarded but you can't foia financial info from a debtors exam from a private citizen can you?
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FOIA (and its little brothers and sisters in state law) only applies to government agencies. The rules for court records are different and generally protect private financial information to some extent (although you get pretty much publicly reamed in bankruptcy).
 
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I think that if Patrick was much more crude and animalistic (not to discount his Porcine nature, I mean if patrick was a more aggressive, carnivorous and less fat kind of animalistic) he wouldn't grind black children into pepperoni but instead swallow them whole via his gaping maw like this Komodo Dragon did to this goat
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Mostly because it'd be hilarious for Fatrick's to be out there, but I can settle for (god willing it happens) his financials being known to more than himself and his family because then he'd finally lose the last bit of control he has over this whole troll situation by being able to deny needing MiL's help in spite of apparent financial inadequacies.
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You seem to underestimate his ability to just deny things in the face of proof. There's so many different things out there and it's always "don't owe a penny stalker" this and "there is no Rona" that. He could run for office with how good he is at denying irrefutable reality but nobody likes him and he's so fat he could at best waddle.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Definitely, he used to go to hoolies all the time. He’d post about the place and the people there like he owned it all, and he got super comfortable involving them in his drama. They got faxes of pat sucking trumps cock, they got the phone calls and inquiries from the pests. Then BDA went and Pat took advantage of his regular status to ask for the receipt BDA signed, was obliged, and proceeded to post it on Twitter, doxing BDA. The pests kicked up a shitstorm about that one and review bombed the place, it drew tons of unwanted attention. I don’t believe he’s been back to hoolies since. Whether it’s because he can’t or he’s just embarrassed, who knows. But now he seems to bounce around.
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Not gonna lie, I kinda miss Hoolies being part of the daily Patlore. If he did manage to get his fat ass drummed out of there by his own hubris, though, I'll laugh my ass off.
 
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Maude Snew said:
You seem to underestimate his ability to just deny things in the face of proof. There's so many different things out there and it's always "don't owe a penny stalker" this and "there is no Rona" that. He could run for office with how good he is at denying irrefutable reality but nobody likes him and he's so fat he could at best waddle.
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I disagree because it has to be a particular form. The don't owe a penny thing I'd argue is some extreme technicality Tomlinson so even if presented with a webpage he denies it, but if I remember right his transcript is never denied. When someone posts it he usually tries to obfuscate or distract from the claims by talking about how it's an illegally obtained document because crazy cyber hacker stalker childs.

He is consistently inconsistent and childish
 
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I've been playing around with the ai voice model of Null from the Joshcore thread and decided to use it with some Rick soundbites, I think I've gotten so used to hearing Ricks manner of speaking that I forgot how unbelievably gay he sounds.



 
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Ya know I had a realisation while taking a real foul shit today

Fatrick has without a doubt the easiest way to fucking "win" against his trolls of any cow on our archives

....and no I am not talking about suicide for once

Something I remember pointing out on the farms chat fucking years ago, like literally 2017-2018 era looong before he had a thread when he was on my radar due to me stumbling accross his twitter autism, was that as pompously amusing as his "normal" tweets were, there were literally thousands of effectively indistinguishable twitter retards shitting out the same talking points every fucking minute, and thus there was nothing worthwhile about him for a thread even if once upon a time (i.e. before 2015) he may have qualified for a humble little dozen-pager.

The only thing that has marked him out so fucking egregiously is the fact he is so goddamn pathologically autistically fat-faggot-with-bitch-titsally obsessed with angrily replying to EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TROLL. Not only that, but carrying on years spanning tard wars against individual trolls and going to every imaginable extent of his capabilities, real and imagined, to try and punish them for insulting him on the internet.

This factor and this factor alone is what has caused him to become a kiwifarms A lister for a year or so now. Without it he would be the most boring and generic fucking nobody to us imaginable.

He has a boring fucking lack of a life.
He has a boring fucking trout for a wife.
He writes boring fucking sci-fi scat,
that is too fucking tedious to even bother laughing at.
His job is literally selling fucking insurance,
while he treats his paternal role with nothing but forbearance
Infact his resume is so fucking bland and forgettable throughout
that I had to write this gay-ass poem just to pad it the fuck out

All he ever had to fucking do to win against the trolls was, and is to just STOP. FUCKING. RESPONDING.

Thats it. That is genuinely the only thing he needs to do/stop doing to doom this thread and the ones on the other forum to die within a month or two. He can still xeet like a limp wristed Jeff Tiedrich wannabe. He can still write shit worse than your average fanfiction which reach fewer readers than your average guatamalan slam poet. He can still post pics of himself being an ever fatter faggot with ever bigger bitch tits. None of this stands out from the mass of xitter retards enough to maintain long term or even medium term attention. There is nothing about his existence beyond this tiny little easily fucking prevented issue that is keeping this shit going for him.

But he aint never gonna stop, because he is just unfathomably fucking stupid, not just in thinking that endlessly feeding the trolls counts as "not letting them win", but in thinking he can parlay getting clowned on and swatted into some brianna wu style "PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WERE SCARY MEAN TO ME!!!! HIRE ME FOR INTERVIEWS AND TALK PANELS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!!!!" grift long after muh-gamergate tier internet hysteria fizzled out in terms of media attention, and then use this to try and get the fame and media attention he is so obsessed with soliciting for himself.

Am I overthinking this? Absofuckinglutely, but it needs to noted how smugly fucking obstinate he is to stop pressing the "trolls win and your life gets fucking ruined because of your dumb fucking attempts to punish them" button even when doing so is literally all he needs to do to "defeat" them forever
 
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Judge Holden said:
All he ever had to fucking do to win against the trolls was, and is to just STOP. FUCKING. RESPONDING.
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This argument is both correct and also delves into existentialism and philosophical debate about what's truly possible in life.

I'm not talking about probability. Even though the probability of Patrick not responding to trolls on social media or even getting off social media altogether is so low it's a value requiring scientific notation to display, that's not what I mean. More like one of those questions of the type, "Can God create a boulder so massive even He couldn't lift it?"

But this is more like, "Can God create such a retarded fat faggot with bitch tits that said faggot could never escape the repeating patterns of failure that are its life?"
 
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