Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I remember a while back we speculated Jack tended to pick restaurants near other restaurants for second dinner, and that Jack and Tammy each eat at least three entrees, but only film one session of jaw unhinging per JOTG.

I forget who did the maps, but it was hilarious.

There was a period of time when they were reviewing all the places near the hospital where Jack had his appointments with a stroke specialist. In other words, as soon as they got out from the doctor they went to stuff their faces with pizza and tacos. You really can’t make this stuff up.

 

[p1138]

That’s the magic of TV, baby! It also allegedly makes you look 10 lbs heavier, but in Jack’s case it’s mainly because he gains weight simply by breathing.

Magic like sitting him down on something taller than the chairs that the other people are using lol. That milk jug or whatever he's sitting(more like leaning on) is damn near the same height as the table.

And don't mind the obvious crate Fatty is standing on next to Montel Williams who is supposed to be 6'2" but somehow their belts are within only a couple inches of eachother while Montel is isn't really standing fully upright the entire time

 

[Dead Air]

Magic like sitting him down on something taller than the chairs that the other people are using lol. That milk jug or whatever he's sitting(more like leaning on) is damn near the same height as the table.
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And don't mind the obvious crate Fatty is standing on next to Montel Williams who is supposed to be 6'2" but somehow their belts are within only a couple inches of eachother while Montel is isn't really standing fully upright the entire time
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LOL. Now I'm imagining what's going on behind that table. The producers having Jack hidden behind this table standing on a milk carton or something so that he doesn't appear to be a manlet is hilarious to me. Someone that makes the lives please ask Jack about his Montel experience and how he was so tall.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I overheard an older guy at work who, no word of a lie, said that since he stopped eating gluten he no longer needs to get up in the middle of the night to pee. If you have a gluten sensitivity it doesn't affect your bladder or your prostate. But because it immediately followed him no longer eating wheat it must be connected.

Gluten will make your dick fly off mmmk

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Spoiler: TMI gluten

As someone with celiac, people who go gluten free for a fad diet drive me nuts. They're the people that order a gluten free meal - with a regular beer, or patronize "gluten friendly" or "gluten reduced" establishments.

 

[p1138]

Gluten will make your dick fly off mmmk

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Spoiler: TMI gluten

As someone with celiac, people who go gluten free for a fad diet drive me nuts. They're the people that order a gluten free meal - with a regular beer, or patronize "gluten friendly" or "gluten reduced" establishments.

At least all the morons going on about gluten free this and that who don't need it, have produced the possibility of some options for people who actually can't eat it.

But you know what's better than that? GET YOU NEW MERCH! "CARNIVORE" on the back of a hoodie, "MEAT IS MEAT" on the front of a t-shirt. Surely this time his merch will take off! And remember, get you new christmas ornament too!

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

 

[AnOminous]

At least all the morons going on about gluten free this and that who don't need it, have produced the possibility of some options for people who actually can't eat it.

The problem is people with celiac can have a genuine medical emergency from gluten, but there are so many pinhead fuckface idiots whining about gluten that your average waitperson no longer takes it seriously and is just like "yeah whatever" when some fag starts hyperventilating about gluten.

They even tested these non-celiac gluten whiners, and they only exhibited their imaginary symptoms if told they had eaten gluten, whether the food contained it or not.

https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/05/gluten_sensitivity_may_not_exist.html

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

At least all the morons going on about gluten free this and that who don't need it, have produced the possibility of some options for people who actually can't eat it.

But you know what's better than that? GET YOU NEW MERCH! "CARNIVORE" on the back of a hoodie, "MEAT IS MEAT" on the front of a t-shirt. Surely this time his merch will take off! And remember, get you new christmas ornament too!

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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I see that hilariously stupid 'cookbook' is still available, priced to move at five bucks. A perfect gift for anyone who loves the kitchen. BAHAHAHA!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[p1138]

Ah, this is his video from when he went to the zoo at night the other week. So definitely while he's on his carnivore bullshit.

2:05 looking at a lantern with a sign next to it talking about chinese opera, "obviously it's of asian descent" Sure fatty.
2:20 There's also some ice carving thing done by "the asians"
3:40 "the eyes kind of go up and down" yes Fatty, the art can blink, and does so with synchronized eyelids, unlike yourself
Puts up a slideshow of the zodiac and birth years for it since I guess he thinks people can't figure out wtf they're looking at with the sign visible.
5:15 UNTIL NEXT YEAR on the screen, because he thinks he's making it till then.

Unfortunately, no food in sight.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Magic like sitting him down on something taller than the chairs that the other people are using lol. That milk jug or whatever he's sitting(more like leaning on) is damn near the same height as the table.
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And don't mind the obvious crate Fatty is standing on next to Montel Williams who is supposed to be 6'2" but somehow their belts are within only a couple inches of eachother while Montel is isn't really standing fully upright the entire time
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They probably had Jack stand on an apple box. Since you can’t see behind the counter it’s entirely probably since it would conceal it. Reporters often do it for studio stand ups depending on their height.

ETA: One of these: https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/99401-REG/Matthews_259535_Apple_Box_Full.html

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

They probably had Jack stand on an apple box. Since you can’t see behind the counter it’s entirely probably since it would conceal it. Reporters often do it for studio stand ups depending on their height.

ETA: One of these: https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/99401-REG/Matthews_259535_Apple_Box_Full.html

Guessing when he used it, the thing was standing up on it's end since the other way was likely not high enough. Also, no doubt he was extremely lucky if it didn't give way and explode into a million toothpicks

 

[indomitable snowman]

At least all the morons going on about gluten free this and that who don't need it, have produced the possibility of some options for people who actually can't eat it.

But you know what's better than that? GET YOU NEW MERCH! "CARNIVORE" on the back of a hoodie, "MEAT IS MEAT" on the front of a t-shirt. Surely this time his merch will take off! And remember, get you new christmas ornament too!

https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

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Hey who knew @Not A Bunny modeled for merch.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Hey who knew @Not A Bunny modeled for merch.
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I was young. I needed the work.

 

[LustrousMelons]

Facebook group admin Rob took a trip to the Kiwi Farms

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Jack is definitely on his scooty puff for this video. Not sure what the fabric thing on his scooty puff is, but it can be seen in a few shots on the bottom middle of the screen.

 

[densedance]

 

[Piggle Rick]

Facebook group admin Rob took a trip to the Kiwi Farms

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Gold Kiwi is always the best Kiwi. Rob is right on the money with this one.

 

[Marc]

I see that hilariously stupid 'cookbook' is still available, priced to move at five bucks. A perfect gift for anyone who loves the kitchen. BAHAHAHA!

From having laughed my ass off at that book, I’d heartily endorse it as being worth five dollars - But don’t want a penny going to that 52 year old miscarriage.

 

[lindsayfan]

Facebook group admin Rob took a trip to the Kiwi Farms

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wholesome uncle rob out there livin his best life. he's looking a little trimmer too, i think!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

This video has a rare clip of Fatty walking around out in the wild from a distance. You can actually see him walk past one of those big 48 inch industrial fans and stop at it for a rest. He's under 5'6" for sure. Also just look at how tall he isn't compared to everyone else.

You can also compare Fatty's height in this article from the Macy's regional cooking thing he didn't win

https://lynnwoodtoday.com/macys-county-fair-sizzle-showdown-draws-crowd

And then since the winner of that competition backed out of the final event in NYC, Fatty got to go and there's photos of him you can compare to more people

https://www.gettyimages.ca/photos/jack-scalfani

Once you also factor in how he is going to have next to no muscle at this point due to being such a sedentary lump, I wouldn't be surprised if he was around 280 pounds. Because he's so damn short, you can't compare him to a man closer to 6', a better comparison would be those 300+ pound fat women online(and quite a few of them were pushing 400) claiming fat is healthy and even most of them still move around more than Fatty does.

In that last image, he's next to Todd English, who towers over him. Thing is, Todd English is 5'7". Jack confirmed for teeny obese manlet.