What’s the most inconvenient place you’ve gotten a boner?

[JethroTullamore]

And what did you do about it?

 

[DankSmoker]

Inside a woman.

 

[PAM Cooking Spray]

first date I ever had, it was at an olive garden, she wanted to leave but I had a raging boner and couldn't so it got awkward for a few minutes

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

There’s never an inconvenient place to get a boner.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

School bus and in school as class was over. Used my book bag as cover on the bus and sometimes books in class. I think once or twice I had to lift it up under my shirt hoping my waistband would hold up so I didn't flop out.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Reading the Android Raptor hate thread in public

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

On the beach, had to lay down to cover it. Nobody saw it or pretended not to see it.
I have zero regrets since I saw one of the most attractive women I've ever seen.

 

[DankSmoker]

I think once or twice I had to lift it up under my shirt hoping my waistband would hold up so I didn't flop out.

Dude that would just increase the stimulation, you're shooting yourself in the  foot stomach.

 

[JethroTullamore]

School bus and in school as class was over. Used my book bag as cover on the bus and sometimes books in class. I think once or twice I had to lift it up under my shirt hoping my waistband would hold up so I didn't flop out.

I used to get boners on the school bus all the time, had to put my legs up on the seat in front of me to hide it. I even stealth fapped a couple times.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Dude that would just increase the stimulation, you're shooting yourself in the  foot stomach.

That was for severe cases when it wouldn't go away and I had to be at the next class in 5 minutes.

 

[DankSmoker]

I used to get boners on the school bus all the time, had to put my legs up on the seat in front of me to hide it. I even stealth fapped a couple times.

Now I remember why I would opt to walk to and from school often.

 

[Dick Mason]

'An Inconvenient Boner' was not the follow-up I was expecting from Al Gore, but he covers this topic exhaustively in chapter 11.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The gym, but at least I was in the shower and there was a door.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Probably when I first started going through puberty and I’d start popping random boners at school, praying like hell the teacher wouldn’t call me up to the whiteboard to solve a problem

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In my penis.

 

[dick brain]

Dude that would just increase the stimulation, you're shooting yourself in the  foot stomach.

Bullshit, the Texas Tuck is so tried and true it has a name.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

if you a 1 inch king then it's never an issue bro

 

[one sky]

In your mom's pussy, yuck!

 

[Cureeeewa]

watching the news about nikki haley's presidential run while streaming

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

at a furry convention