Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service

You do get better service but they aren't your "friends". If you only engage with them in reference to their service, you aren't a friend, you're just the nice guy who tips them well.

- Nick is happy with his body for weight, despite his face looking bad. He gets xompliments from men all the time--and that is what he is fishing for.

He shouldn't be happy, he looks awful. Nick, the guys at gay 90s are only complimenting you because your body looks close enough to a twink.

- Lots ofnpeoppe are asking Nick to review comics.

The same lots of people that always want him to engage into all the drama he definitely doesn't want to take part. Nick can't even write his balldo review and and he thinks he could review comics, sure.

- Nick's nanny is on holiday, so he and his wife are 'stuck' and cannot do much.

Stuck in your giant house with your family. Sounds awful Nick. Better have a bottle or two to cope.

- Nick cannot believe the DnD campaign he bailed on is still going. Apparently his wife was frustrated everytime he want to stream for it. He thought it was fun

Long running DnD campaigns aren't unheard of, in fact it's what most people want they join. And yes, he thought it was so fun he spent most of the time distracted by his locals chat or whatever and tried to derail the campaign.

- He hasn't planned his Vegas show yet,, but he has people to help him this time

Didn't he say he had an event planner for the last show? Or was that just something he said he would totally do and didn't actually do it.

- Nick has not felt like playing vidya for 2 years, but he wants to so karaoke streams. But he wants to do them with other people who are at his house. Maybe Camelot?

Yes, people are dying for you to duet with coomalot on stream. It will totally save your channel.

 

[Mango Cobra]

No, shortselling is not only legal, it's based and anyone who thinks otherwise are corporate bootlickers. The bank of England and various lying financial institutions in Asia had it coming when George Soros fucked them up. Don't want to get targeted by these sharks, don't lie about finances and don't scam people. I don't trust the state to keep these companies in check, that's where shortsellers do their work.

Thank you and everyone else for explaining to me how shorting is actually good for the economy. I wasn't aware of the purpose it serves and for all I knew was it was just some rent seeking bullshit that adds nothing to society but I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. Economics isn't my career field.

 

[Strix454]

"Trashcast" are Ethan Van Sciver's deranged cow-like almost-nightly multi-hour streams where he endlessly seethes about all things Eric July and the people who have betrayed EVS by not going after Eric July. There are 40+ hours so far of his "trashcast" streams watching Eric July, complaining about Eric July and claiming that Eric July is conspiring to take over the entire world of comics and make them comics bad.

Its too bad Nick isn't going on them to contribute to them. EVS is very alone in doing them these days and he could use the company.

 

[Sam Losco]

- He explained his unfinished tattoo again. He is 'friends' with his artist and they messageback and forth. The 'service industry is awesome'. If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service. Nick always tips well and treats people well to get this. Nick is just really likeable. He can figure people out real quick and get along with anyone.

Fucking hell. People being nice to you after you tip them well doesn't mean they are your friend. It means you don't understand human interaction. But no, Josh is the turbo autist.
If you have to buy "friends" then
A) they won't be your friend once the money stops flowing and
B) it means you're unlikeable.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The 'service industry is awesome'. If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service

I can not adequately describe how fucking sad this was to read. Nick is going to die alone in a gutter and all his "friends" will be gone after taking his wallet and leaving him drowning in his own vomit.

- Nick is happy with his body for weight, despite his face looking bad. He gets xompliments from men all the time--and that is what he is fishing for.

FAGGOT. GAY. RETARD.

 

[Chibitzen]

- Lots ofnpeoppe are asking Nick to review comics. After mugging the camera for 15 seconds, he explains he COULD as an English/Creative Writing major break down the elements that he knows just fine, but he is not familiar with the storytelling conventions of comics. Comics are for 'a certain demographic'..

Unsurprising mentions of the utility of his degree... tell us you read the thread without telling us you read the thread, retard.

- He explained his unfinished tattoo again. He is 'friends' with his artist and they messageback and forth. The 'service industry is awesome'. If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service. Nick always tips well and treats people well to get this. Nick is just really likeable. He can figure people out real quick and get along with anyone.

Is this what Nick wants to do with OF thots and porn stars? Get better 'service'?

Of course they're his "friend" now. He's potentially a repeat customer. What a loon.

In Nick's mind, he's going far above and beyond being the average paying customer. He thinks life is a game where he manipulates himself and other people to think they like him more. Way to advertise your insecurities to everyone around you. Such a social genius. Not at all transparent.

- Nick is happy with his body for weight, despite his face looking bad. He gets xompliments from men all the time--and that is what he is fishing for.

And you wonder why you were catfished???

- Nick's nanny is on holiday, so he and his wife are 'stuck' and cannot do much.

And that would be different how?

 

[break these cuffs]

- He explained his unfinished tattoo again. He is 'friends' with his artist and they messageback and forth. The 'service industry is awesome'. If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service. Nick always tips well and treats people well to get this. Nick is just really likeable. He can figure people out real quick and get along with anyone.

Nick's the kind of guy who thinks the Hooters waitress really finds it interesting that he's youtuber

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's the kind of guy who thinks the Hooters waitress really finds it interesting that he's youtuber

She's probably a huge fan of the Killstream, too, like all the guys in jail.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick's nanny is on holiday, so he and his wife are 'stuck' and cannot do much.

Wow. Sounds tough! Must be why Kayla has been stuck in bed/ incapable of doing the slightest thing for herself lately. That or she had another “surgical procedure”. Nick had to make her breakfast in bed on that locals stream, had to make her ramen & left his stream last week (the day show?) because Kayla was preparing to leave & he had to start the car for her.

 

[AltisticRight]

Fucking hell. People being nice to you after you tip them well doesn't mean they are your friend. It means you don't understand human interaction. But no, Josh is the turbo autist.
If you have to buy "friends" then
A) they won't be your friend once the money stops flowing and
B) it means you're unlikeable.

I bet Balldo was the type of guy who thought if a girl smiled at him, it means she'd like to be bound up and have whatever fucked up sex toys in the pornography he consumes on a daily basis used on her.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I bet Balldo was the type of guy who thought if a girl smiled at him, it means she'd like to be bound up and have whatever fucked up sex toys in the pornography he consumes on a daily basis used on her.

He's 100% a mark, and one that throws around money. Of course wagies in a tip-friendly industry like him.

Heck, the dude is probably the type that only had friends in elementary school because he was the first on the block to have a N64 or a NeoGeo. Even the friendship with Drexel seems transactional. Hell, he's even said that "you" couldn't afford Kayla.

I wonder if he has ever had real friends?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I wonder if he has ever had real friends?

I don't think he has. I think he seriously only views relationships in transactional terms. Which is a sad, hollow, empty way to view the world. The only thing that governs how Nick acts is how people perceive him. Which means if he becomes deluded enough he's capable of anything.

 

[Potatoherder]

He pulled $5 more on rumble than YT. The big story is the massive drop in viewers: yesterday: 9266 and today: 5777. I don't how you go about explaining that. Nick( 31197417 ) said 4 things, just being homosexual and making legal claims that may or may not be correct. His right-wing grift is boring and he should feel bad.

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Total Rumbles: $ 75
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Peak Viewers: 5777
Peaked time: 2024-01-25 00:48:28.872090014 -0600 CST m=+10186.455976358
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v494mux-abbott-l...lates-rights-another-police-shooting-cho.html
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[Healthy Boy Brand]

WTF, what a fucking retard. Sabaton Nazi band? Like... there was some stirred controversy about them waaaay back in the early days around them supposedly being YAHTzee sympathizers, but they just kept doing their thing and eventually the cry babies went on to do other shit.

Considering the company he's been keeping semi-recently I'm sure he'd get along well with the founding guitarist:

https://www.loudersound.com/news/former-sabaton-guitarist-jailed-after-being-convicted-of-child-sex-abuse-and-possessing-child-pornography

 

[Neetorino]

Spoiler: Non practicing blackface lawyer by day, BALLDOMAN by night!

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He's mising Nick's "sweet tattoos" but otherwise I'd read this comic lol.

 

[huckbeine]

I bet Balldo was the type of guy who thought if a girl smiled at him, it means she'd like to be bound up and have whatever fucked up sex toys in the pornography he consumes on a daily basis used on her.

He's 100% a mark, and one that throws around money. Of course wagies in a tip-friendly industry like him.

Heck, the dude is probably the type that only had friends in elementary school because he was the first on the block to have a N64 or a NeoGeo. Even the friendship with Drexel seems transactional. Hell, he's even said that "you" couldn't afford Kayla.

I wonder if he has ever had real friends?

considering he has been catfished by MANdy.... he's definitely a easy mark

 

[Captain Manning]

He pulled $5 more on rumble than YT. The big story is the massive drop in viewers: yesterday: 9266 and today: 5777. I don't how you go about explaining that. Nick( 31197417 ) said 4 things, just being homosexual and making legal claims that may or may not be correct. His right-wing grift is boring and he should feel bad.

This is another reason how I know Rumble's numbers are bunk.

You mean to tell me he had under 9000 live views on YouTube for his first "interview" with Kyle Rittenhouse, but he has over 9000 views on some random ass Rumble stream.

Bullshit.

 

[Spaded Dave]

- Nick's middle daughter calms down by singing 'How Do I Help You Say Goodbye' when she is mad--or randomly singing it and cried.

This poor fucking girl. This isn't some "Oh look at my daughter's healthy coping mechanism". This is a red flag that there is something deeply wrong and she deserves parents who will recognize and address it rather than blasting her personal business on the internet.

 

[LiquidKid]

I might be late and gay, but has anyone else notice how sad and broken he looks in this thumbnail?

 

[waffle]

She's probably a huge fan of the Killstream, too, like all the guys in jail.

In fairness, "random low-level fellon" is approximately the average killstream fan...