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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
Nick actually used to shit on Amoranth quite a bit, along with various and sundry other e-hoes. I forget over what though in Amoranth's case specifically. @elb has some clips on her channel.
Now he goes on streams with various thots, cries with Coomalot about not being able to stream with Pippa, and wants an OF himself.
But, remember...
It's never been a law show.
He doesn't having drinking problem.
He never changed. It's all projection.
I don't even know if the archives exist that I could check, but I seem to recall him grilling a few times. I feel like he bought a big expensive grill for outside, and then did some stovetop "grilling" as well. This was pre-COVID.
Nick does an interesting goalpost move in the latest onlyfans video. He was careful previously to talk about how onlyfans was this safe, different and easy activity so very different from other things.
This time he goes into the same sales pitch but suddenly right-turns into how woman should be willing to full prostitute for fans for a high enough price ($10k in Nick's mind). Yeah. its all about providing lonely truckers with social interactions and cam shots.....but if they pay enough money have sex with them according to good old Nick.
So we have gone from onlyfans girls being nice people who just want to earn money to take their kids to Disney and who churches need to reach out to & support in their great career......to women selling sex if the price is high enough.
You don't understand. HE would never do it and doesn't want his children to engage in it, but if OTHER PEOPLE CHOOSE to be degenerate and he enjoys it, who is he to question them?
It's a cope to avoid admiting he wants to encourage people to debase themselves for his enjoyment. It is the same passivity in saying he wished @elb would die, his gloating when Claireabear got hacked, and his smugness when Epik kicked Josh off.
He is not ACTIVELY wishing harm, but if it happens... Why can't he just enjoy it? HE didn't cause it or really want it to happen. Life is just weird.
It's a way to avoid responsibility and deny the desire to see do and see bad things happen to people.
On one hand that scenario is depressing and disgusting, but on the other hand I would've loved to see all the drugged up leathertits trying to whore themselves out and fail miserably.
Nick has alot of strange ideas about porn and the sex industry. Most of its due to him having a coom-brain. He has a 16 year old's view of porn. He sees it as some sort of idealistic dreamworld of magical fun. He doesn't understand that its just an awful form of work inhabited generally by awful people. That for 99% of people, the money is small and the careers are very short.
I remember him talking once with I think Drexel about how utterly awesome it would be to interview a porn star. The guy is middle-aged and married. But almost giddy over the idea of wasting an hour or more talking to an inevitably dumb lazy THOT.
On that subject, that documentary series ("The Dark Side of Porn" produced by some UK TV channel in 2005) Jim played a clip of in his last stream is actually really fascinating because it's all about how destructive porn is if you watch it from the first episode, which was about a 2004 AIDS scare in the specific LA hellhole where most of the stuff was apparently filmed at the time. It's pretty much common sense that porn is an industry by and for totally fucked up people, but there were some even more vile details they delved into about the industry that I wouldn't have even thought of.
Excellent take citizen. In the days of Rome actors and prostitutes were on the same tier for good reason. A great number of streamers are providing some level of sexual gratification to their audience.
Nick is so certain of his own innate value and talent that I'm sure he believes he'd have been a beautiful woman inspiring thousands of donations a month. He's willfully ignorant of reality. Even Scamouranth has to show her fake tits and suck on dildos in front of thousands after playing video games and making whisper noises to children. The entire affair is sick and capitalizes on the rampant male loneliness in society.
Nick speaking positively about all this is iron clad proof he's brain broken, porn sick and a true hedonist.
Boiling pesky incel prude noodles is several extra steps compared to boiling eggs. Balldo will have to muster up enough whisky strength to open the packet and release the noodles into a properly sized bowl (whisky bottles will not work). He'll then require some mechanical engineering to open the various packets of sauces and powders in it. You see, it's hard work. He doesn't even have a degree in nuclear engineering, how can he safely operate a kettle? His heat allergy makes it hard, hope you make a million dollars. He doesn't even have a degree in civil engineering, how can cover the bowl with a plate that's the right size?
Maybe the local Walmart should start selling "easy noodles" next. Just toss the bag into the microwave and you're done. Who cares about all the microplastics inside?
Wait...
I'm gonna show this to my local Italian restaurant's head chef, he'll become the next Mussolini.
>tfw the shitty corporation implodes, you're right and your account is juiced
Haters gonna hate.
No, shortselling is not only legal, it's based and anyone who thinks otherwise are corporate bootlickers. The bank of England and various lying financial institutions in Asia had it coming when George Soros fucked them up. Don't want to get targeted by these sharks, don't lie about finances and don't scam people. I don't trust the state to keep these companies in check, that's where shortsellers do their work.
its because you already need to have your name out there to be successful on OF, the top accounts are all ex-reality stars or other hasbeens. Women do make more on OF than porn but thats because they actually get money from people buying subs/clips on OF, instead of wrecking their body for a standard scene rate. Also enough pornstars have retired from porn and sometimes even OF to go into regular twitch streaming because that makes more than either of those two combined if you have the personality and work ethic for it.
its crazy seeing women who's done some of the most extreme scenes in porn admit that while they do enjoy it and it is their passion, they make a fuckload more streaming themselves gaming like DSP, with a few even saying they'd never have went into porn if they knew/had the ability to stream years earlier.
To think we would have never had Adriana Chechik's porn career but instead had another orphan, woman trolling on GTA 5 online besides Britney Venti and a couple other femcels. (what i'm saying in that comment is that it is bizarre how whore and streamer have similar backgrounds and that in essence being a streamer is just low level sex work. Which is probably why Nick can harp about it all day long.
This idea Nick has that anyone can be successful at OF is fucking hilarious given his situation. The odds of people striking it big on YouTube are astronomically small even if you do everything right. So much luck is required.
This idea Nick has that anyone can be successful at OF is fucking hilarious given his situation. The odds of people striking it big on YouTube are astronomically small even if you do everything right. So much luck is required.
There's only so much you can do to spruce your appearance up as a woman in OF, especially when you're getting naked in OF, so that only leaves the 'performance' side of things. I shudder to think what Nick thinks of that. Like if he thinks he has the 'chops' to be a successful woman in OF. Keep in mind that he is a DUDE and he thinks all he needs is the body of woman, and he'll rake in millions. That means he thinks he already knows how to perform sexual acts as a woman and I mean not just know but erotic enough to sell.
This idea Nick has that anyone can be successful at OF is fucking hilarious given his situation. The odds of people striking it big on YouTube are astronomically small even if you do everything right. So much luck is required.
On that subject, that documentary series ("The Dark Side of Porn" produced by some UK TV channel in 2005) Jim played a clip of in his last stream is actually really fascinating because it's all about how destructive porn is if you watch it from the first episode
It's probably no longer available on YouTube and it may have come from that same series, but there's a UK series about porn where some aging sleazy pimp takes a failing UK 'glamour model' (ie, someone who's done a little bit of tits and ass) to introduce her around some industry figures.
Day one or day two, he schlepps her around to Max Hardcore's place. Max barely introduces himself but within five minutes, he's balls deep inside her (despite her protestations) and the TV crew can be heard, whispering among themselves, agonizing about 'is he raping her? She didn't consent to this. Should we call the police?'.
Of course, typically of most TV crews, they do absolutely fuck all because it's some great content. It was also one of the single most disturbing things I've ever seen on TV in my life.
- Lots ofnpeoppe are asking Nick to review comics. After mugging the camera for 15 seconds, he explains he COULD as an English/Creative Writing major break down the elements that he knows just fine, but he is not familiar with the storytelling conventions of comics. Comics are for 'a certain demographic'..
- He explained his unfinished tattoo again. He is 'friends' with his artist and they messageback and forth. The 'service industry is awesome'. If you tip people well and treat them well you become friends really fast and get better service. Nick always tips well and treats people well to get this. Nick is just really likeable. He can figure people out real quick and get along with anyone.
Is this what Nick wants to do with OF thots and porn stars? Get better 'service'?
- He looked like Edward Snowden when he dropped all that information on the US intelligence community. They wore the same glasses even.
- Nick repeated his story about working for Circuit City as a teenager and watching the 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' a lot on the advert loop in the music secrion, but how he could do it forever. He idolized Spears. There are other music videos he hates from that time.
- Nick is happy with his body for weight, despite his face looking bad. He gets xompliments from men all the time--and that is what he is fishing for.
- Nick said he looked like the bowl cut guy in the DHP music video while he worked at Circuit City.
- He made his 16 year old son listen to 'Informer' because of a meme with the phonetic spelling of the chorus in a meme.
- Lots of 90's nostalgia and music talk. He loved the 90's when things were 'fun and easy'. They were 'innocent and fun' and you could use the f-slur.
- He went over a bunch of bands he saw live. A lot of names. Most of it was 90's metal core.
- Talk about how he hates the formulaic Chritian music. Mention that Vic Mignogna co-wrote DC Talk's first album.
- He wants to see a Swift concert.
- He was at a karaoke bar recently and 'killed it'.
- Nick crowdsurfer at a Slipknor concert and got dropped.
- At Warp Tour he was caught in a rush of Blink fangirls and got scraped up by their nails as they rushed the stage.
- He likes 'Nazi bands' like Sabaton that capture 80's and 90's Heavy Rock.
- Nick hated Beatles and Lennon.
- Doug Tennapel did the cover art for Five Finger Death Punch
- Nick worked at Target overnight stocking and tuned out listening to 'Mesmerise'
- Nick's middle daughter calms down by singing 'How Do I Help You Say Goodbye' when she is mad--or randomly singing it and cried.
- Nick's nanny is on holiday, so he and his wife are 'stuck' and cannot do much.
- Nick cannot believe the DnD campaign he bailed on is still going. Apparently his wife was frustrated everytime he want to stream for it. He thought it was fun
Despite bitching about it all the time right after he stopped.
- He hasn't planned his Vegas show yet,, but he has people to help him this time
- Nick has not felt like playing vidya for 2 years, but he wants to so karaoke streams. But he wants to do them with other people who are at his house. Maybe Camelot?
This idea Nick has that anyone can be successful at OF is fucking hilarious given his situation. The odds of people striking it big on YouTube are astronomically small even if you do everything right. So much luck is required.
This idea Nick has that anyone can be successful at OF is fucking hilarious given his situation. The odds of people striking it big on YouTube are astronomically small even if you do everything right. So much luck is required.
He did manage to stand out enough to get a big audience in the first place though. Even though it's interesting to watch it all fall apart it is a bit sad to look back at what he used to be capable of.
He did manage to stand out enough to get a big audience in the first place though. Even though it's interesting to watch it all fall apart it is a bit sad to look back at what he used to be capable of.
He didn't get popular by being a whore though, where physical looks is a major part of what makes you successful on OF. Look at nick. Even if he put in effort, if he treated his body the same as a woman as he already does, he'd be little more than a nasty twig
WTF, what a fucking retard. Sabaton Nazi band? Like... there was some stirred controversy about them waaaay back in the early days around them supposedly being YAHTzee sympathizers, but they just kept doing their thing and eventually the cry babies went on to do other shit. Good God is Balldoman stupid. I also wouldn't say they're that inspired by "Heavy Rock" (I'm assuming to Nick that's just Metallica). His music insight is somehow worse than his comics insight.
If it weren't for shit taste and shit takes, Rekieta would have no taste at all.
edit: in case you don't want the name label:
Gay gay gay, Nick Rekeita's gay. 
