Debate user @Ed Weed on the ethics of being a creep

Does all this talk of ball-stench remind anybody else of the immortal classic Sonic High School? Is it just me?

"Dear Journal, I called the doctor today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Amy (my GirlFriend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Sonic."
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Pooner said:
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he tried lil dood.... He tried
 
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TMI:

I used to drive for Lyft as a side gig before the missus moved in and expected me to be around.

Sometimes it was depressing, because you’d get these fares where the name on it would be some detox center, meaning it was junky transport duty. I can’t express how much money goes into just transferring junkies between facilities. Detox to sober living to halfway house and back and forth. This is kinda how I learned my hatred of them.

Anyways, one time a female junky was my fare for an hour long ride out into the sticks to a sober living facility. She felt like telling her life story, and on account of her being a junky I wouldn’t attach too much credibility to the story, but her claim was that her life fell apart because her bf was a user and injected her while she was asleep, which caused an OD and got her put into a program by her parents.

I don’t know about the truth of any of it, because opioid addicts enjoy a unique level of dishonesty that’s appalling to normal people if they can wrap their mind around it. But, injecting someone while they’re sleeping is by no means outside the realm of junky behavior.

So, I like to think of Ed as the kind of guy who would stick you with a needle that god alone know where’s it’s been while you were asleep.
 
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RACISM said:
This strange creature apparently gets even hornier when given heroin. There is no escape.
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Now I'm basing this from on the documentary about Scotland called Trainspotting but doesn't heroin make you just want to mong out and do nothing? You can easily escape someone on heroin, it's when they need a fix you should avoid them.
Maskull said:
@Ed Weed You had a girlfriend not too long ago. How did you fuck that up?
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Ran out of drugs to keep her around.
 
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